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FilthyImp posted:Someone posted "Wizards as Wine Snobs" and now I'm obsessed with Frasier cast as DnD characters. frasier and niles would be a sorceror and a wizard respectively so they can endlessly snipe at each other over modest differences from these two schools of thought re: magic
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FilthyImp posted:Someone posted "Wizards as Wine Snobs" and now I'm obsessed with Frasier cast as DnD characters. S1 Frasier certainly had the hair for it.
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Apr 8, 2020 18:57
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Niles: Thaumaturgy, Frasier? I've seen more frightening phantasmagoria projected on the scrim during Les Mis Frasier: You know, I've always wondered if mage hand could remove a head from an rear end--stand still, would you? Niles: Oh, ha ha. At least I don't have an immovable rod up my own.
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Apr 9, 2020 01:12
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Really, Niles, stop it. You are not allergic to Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound.
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Apr 9, 2020 03:29
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Surely Lilith would be a Necromancer or demon queen right? Bebe would max her charisma. Bulldog would be a glass cannon barbarian. Martin though. . . Paladin? Ranger?
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Apr 9, 2020 03:37
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Kenny would be an NPC.
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Apr 9, 2020 04:31
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Daphne is the Psion who's low key more powerful than either of them but she's long given up convincing anyone her powers even exist.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:45
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FilthyImp posted:Martin though. . . Paladin? Ranger? ranger definitely because of eddie and there's no way bebe wouldn't be a warlock i know it's a stereotype but roz being a spoony bard means niles' snipes write themselves
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Apr 9, 2020 05:58
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Ohh magic missile.. REALLY NILES
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Apr 9, 2020 06:01
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hard counter posted:ranger definitely because of eddie and there's no way bebe wouldn't be a warlock Bit funny since in the latest D&D edition Bards are apparently OP as gently caress. Am I the only one who doesn't mind Daphne's psychic powers? At least when they're really funny.
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Apr 9, 2020 06:12
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niles: maris once tried her hand at necromancy but ultimately gave it up because the skeletons she was raising were too portly for her taste
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Apr 9, 2020 06:18
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How about Reverse Frasier: where all the characters are exactly the same in temperment and predilections but Martin is a grizzled old hard-bitten Ballantines swigging psychiatrist and Frasier and Niles are both snobby wine drinking opera going detectives.
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Apr 9, 2020 06:57
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Roz is obviously a uniformed sergeant who helps Frasier with intel on the streets and Niles is a private detective.
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Apr 9, 2020 06:59
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Reisarf
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Apr 9, 2020 07:32
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ROZ: Get this we found arsenic in the half bottle of wine by the victims body. Fraiser: Poisoned by a '93 bottle of Chilean Merlot? Niles: I see our killer's redundant.
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Apr 9, 2020 08:14
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Daphne is the Psion who's low key more powerful than either of them but she's long given up convincing anyone her powers even exist. Daphne would be the bard that pops in with excruciatingly awful songs, GUVNA.
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Apr 9, 2020 08:25
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Bit funny since in the latest D&D edition Bards are apparently OP as gently caress. I appreciate Daphne, but a lot of it is Martin's reactions to her weird stories and powers.
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Apr 9, 2020 11:28
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Daphne would be the bard that pops in with excruciatingly awful songs, GUVNA. Not her family?
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Apr 9, 2020 11:43
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"Afternoon, Frasier. I was wondering if you could use one of these..." "Oh, Niles, a bag of holding! I've been trying to get one for days but all the merchants are sold out, thank you! How'd you get it?" "Oh, it was a birthday present for Maris... Unfortunately the bag's name proved to be more theoretical in her case..." "Well, thanks again, Niles... So what is Maris going to do without the bag?" "Oh don't worry, we've found something even better." "What's that?" "Enrique." "Oh, hmm..." "Something wrong?" "Well, Niles, it's just... You know, when I said Maris could join the party, I didn't realize she'd be bringing a +1!" "Oh I understand, Frasier, but don't worry -- you won't even know he's there." "And why's that?" "He's a Rogue." "A ROGUE?!" "Well, looks like Maris isn't the only one with a +1, as you clearly have +1 to prissiness..."
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Apr 9, 2020 12:53
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Had tickets to see Kelsey Grammar in a musical set for this week, and the entire theatrical run has been cancelled. I AM WOUNDED!
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Apr 9, 2020 18:30
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Mercy.
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Apr 9, 2020 18:35
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What is a boy to do?
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Apr 9, 2020 19:08
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It's like you're always stuck in second gear, When it hasn't been your day, your week Your month, or even your year
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Apr 9, 2020 23:33
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*Bob Saget voice* "Bazinga, Kramer!"
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Apr 9, 2020 23:39
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Brawnfire posted:*Bob Saget voice* "Bazinga, Kramer!" Grammer could make the BBT scripts work.
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Apr 9, 2020 23:42
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Young Frasier
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Apr 10, 2020 01:01
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Young Frasier  Oh my god I could completely see that happening, yikes.
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Apr 10, 2020 01:05
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Apr 10, 2020 01:08
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I unabashedly would love a Crane Boys Mysteries show.
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Apr 10, 2020 01:16
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Wow, they have very different IMDB pages.
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Apr 10, 2020 01:26
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Link em hoss
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Apr 10, 2020 01:44
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Young Niles is played by Michael Welch, who has over a hundred credits up to the present day, including the Twilight movies. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919616/ Young Frasier is played by Andrew Dorsett, who is known for such roles as... Young Frasier, and a turn in King of the Hill as the vaunted "voice" https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1483981/
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Apr 10, 2020 02:08
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For some reason I'm picturing young Frasier and Niles as the Venture Brothers. If they were both Dean.
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Apr 10, 2020 06:02
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Young Niles Crane: "IT"S TAPE!!!"
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Apr 10, 2020 19:54
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So I’m sure this was covered before but I think I missed it. Frasier was a captain in Trek and Lilith was a space alien that riker bones but were Niles or Dad ever in trek? I feel like the dad was but I don’t remember it.
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Apr 11, 2020 00:50
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Niles would have made a good Outrageous Okona.
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Apr 11, 2020 01:52
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Niles was too busy being in The Outer Limits and Marty was set with Moonstruck money.
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Apr 11, 2020 02:14
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not to mention that he was also the shady dad in say anything..., the drunk author in barton fink and a dc lobbyist in the american president truly, he was more than a man
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MarcusSA posted:So I’m sure this was covered before but I think I missed it. Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qxD2eoh-W4
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This is amazing thank you!
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