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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1248398068464025606?s=21

Found my new write-in for the 2020 election.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ashindestad/status/1247836391368777728?s=21

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I like how he tries to pretend companies are owned by the workers.

That�s literally socialism pal

# ? Apr 10, 2020 15:52

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/MaartenvSmeden/status/1248499414764679176

# ? Apr 10, 2020 17:50

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Please remove my photograph from your website, tia.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 18:15

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/owenjones84/status/1248681387634438144?s=21

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/ashindestad/status/1247836391368777728?s=21

Caribbean natives are tough as poo poo and this woman loving rules.

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/hoverbird/status/1248700065260040193

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/poorlyagedstuff/status/1248650508258217986?s=21

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/hoverbird/status/1248700065260040193

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grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/kochsister/status/1248452115388862464?s=19

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:35

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/RandallOtisTV/status/1247935679822209027

https://twitter.com/evertedsphere/status/1248478198808973315

# ? Apr 10, 2020 23:48

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/hoverbird/status/1248700065260040193

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:18

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

je presente: Croc Madame

https://twitter.com/CinProject/status/1248751362898309120?s=20

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:21

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Alan Smithee posted:

je presente: Croc Madame

https://twitter.com/CinProject/status/1248751362898309120?s=20

Free the Porn Bunny of Easter

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/BigKermit717/status/1248237398196137984

# ? Apr 11, 2020 00:54

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1248599762116530177

Thread, there's some gold in there

# ? Apr 11, 2020 01:47

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Tim Whatley posted:

I'm loving dying

I wish he was in the Navy just so at some point he would have also been COMMANDER CUM

However at one point he was CAPTAIN CUM, COLONEL CUM and of course, MAJOR CUM.

I can't stop reading this post in the voice from that youtube video.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 03:41

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Alan Smithee posted:

je presente: Croc Madame

https://twitter.com/CinProject/status/1248751362898309120?s=20

FORTY TWO YEARS OLD.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 03:54

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/brazzers/status/1248648320219783170?s=21

# ? Apr 11, 2020 03:55

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/brazzers/status/1248648320219783170?s=21

House 5 had me at Weird Al.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 03:59

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Absurd Alhazred posted:

House 5 had me at Weird Al.

Yeah. Danny Devito makes me pause for a second but there's no way I'm passing up the chance to hang out with future Nobel Peace and Literature double laureate Weird Al.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:09

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

im sure he's just a baseline bro but if john mayer brings out a guitar I'm going to take bong joon's oscar and bludgeon him with it

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:17

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

https://twitter.com/ItsMikeSpence/status/1248724261625139201?s=19

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:19

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

CommonShore posted:

Yeah. Danny Devito makes me pause for a second but there's no way I'm passing up the chance to hang out with future Nobel Peace and Literature double laureate Weird Al.

hmm "hang out" you say

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:19

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

everyone who does not know what brazzers is can say so, if anything you should be proud of it

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:20

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Do you....do you think weird Al and bong joon-ho are porn stars?

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:27

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ltalianJoeBiden/status/1248639167728431112

This is probably going to get deleted, so here's for posterity:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:27

Cleretic: Feb 3, 2010; Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Look, Weird Al and Bong Joon-Ho are great, but I can't picture them actually having much to talk about, and the rest are effectively duds. My pick is house 1, because there's some guaranteed fun to be had by putting Ryan Reynolds and Judi Dench in with a bunch of porn stars.

Also, house 4 is guaranteed going to rip itself apart from the inside, so that has its appeal.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:29

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Yeah House 4 if you're a die hard drama addict, there's no way Miley and Liam aren't tearing each other apart after less than 24 hours.

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I, uh, am choosing house 1 because, uh, I want to sleep with Ryan Reynolds.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 13:58

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

dialhforhero posted:

I, uh, am choosing house 1 because, uh, I want to sleep with Dame Judi Dench.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:43

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Breetai posted:

Good luck, you are competing with a guy who has a thing for older ladies.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:46

IBroughttheFunk: Sep 28, 2012

Gum posted:

https://twitter.com/ItsMikeSpence/status/1248724261625139201?s=19

https://twitter.com/adverb/status/1248739233029857280

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:50

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/zeldawilliams/status/1248775387783376897?s=21

# ? Apr 11, 2020 16:08

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1248599762116530177

Thread, there's some gold in there

https://twitter.com/KevinMcD54/status/1248603155467767812

https://twitter.com/JaneDarnielle/status/1248602942753685510

https://twitter.com/ScattyLight/status/1248622981221212160

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 16:40 on Apr 11, 2020

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/thattommyhall/status/1248679614337241089

# ? Apr 11, 2020 16:39

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1248599762116530177

Thread, there's some gold in there

My dog farted loud enough to wake himself up, then farted again and scared himself into peeing

# ? Apr 11, 2020 16:42

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/thattommyhall/status/1248679614337241089

They didn't bother to use \LaTeX, SMDH

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/HMNoureddine/status/1248341679213592576

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