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HJB posted:Sweet, free megaphone. Think about all the socialism you could spread  The Antonov An-124 Ruslan was designed in the 1980s by the Antonov design bureau in the Ukrainian SSR, then part of the Soviet Union (USSR). Until the Boeing 747-8F, the An-124 was, for thirty years, the world's heaviest gross weight production cargo airplane and remains the largest military transport aircraft in current service. Red Oktober fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Apr 11, 2020 |
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Qwertycoatl posted:Today in the  Caption gives the lie to the picture a little. And what the gently caress is up with those sleeves? Did he want to “roll his sleeves up and get down to it” but Domcumshot didn’t fully explain what that entailed?
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peanut- posted:Can you imagine the kind of person that would volunteer for this job I knew someone who's favourite pastime as a teenager was standing on the side of busy roads in a high-vis coat, pointing a hairdryer at cars. He also collected emergency services uniform. Highlights of his career include being a beach warden and police community support officer. This is just the kind of powertrip that would appeal to him. No longer being allowed near children probably rules him out, though.
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Qwertycoatl posted:This feels like a stage beyond bootlicking I mean, it's not inaccurate to say that the health of Johnson correlates exactly with the health of politics in this country. Presenting - The Body Politic: 
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Pesky Splinter posted:I mean, it's not inaccurate to say that the health of Johnson correlates exactly with the health of politics in this country. wanna honk dem ta-tas His ankles look like they're about to buckle under the weight of the big shithouse
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crispix posted:wanna honk dem ta-tas I would advise against it right now unless you;re wearing proper PPE.
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I GOT CORONA VIRUS FROM HONKING BORIS JOHNSON'S BOOBS WITH MY BARE HANDS read more in this week's Sunday Sport
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https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1249000989929156608 Is there any way of turning an internet video into some sort of solid object I can hit people who made jokes about Diane Abbot with? Maybe some kind of OLED truncheon?
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Pesky Splinter posted:I mean, it's not inaccurate to say that the health of Johnson correlates exactly with the health of politics in this country. if 'rona slims him down to a normal BMI I'll probably be 'mirin those calves tho
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"Sorry if u feel offended" quote:Patel, when pressed to apologise to NHS workers over a lack of personal protective equipment, couldn’t quite do it. She said:
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1249000989929156608 When Diane Abbot says something dumb she tends to stumble, and there's always a moment of "hang on is that what I meant?". Priti Patel, just says dumb stuff, and then repeats with talismanic confidence. When she was arguing about the death penality on QT she kept talking about "maximum burden of proof" which makes me think that she just doesn't know what the words mean. But because she (and Raab) are much more polished in their delivery they don't get called out for it.
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Who the gently caress goes jogging wearing a fleece and a wooly hat?
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Strom Cuzewon posted:But because she (and Raab) are much more polished in their delivery they don't get called out for it.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I think some of you will enjoy this article about the end of life for oil rigs. It's long - 10500 words, and a nice geeky change from viruses. Thank you for the recommendation, I haven't looked at the oil rig one yet but there are some interesting reads there!
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Bardeh posted:Who the gently caress goes jogging wearing a fleece and a wooly hat? a oval office
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Someone who doesn't expect to keep doing it for very long.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:When Diane Abbot says something dumb she tends to stumble, and there's always a moment of "hang on is that what I meant?". That's because when Abbott says something dumb it's generally the result of mild hypoglycaemia from her diabetes. Patel also has a medical condition, but in her case it's called stupidity.
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Tigey posted:I'm sure this is the reason their verbals slips are overlooked when noted black woman Diane Abbott's are always picked up on. there's also a party political aspect, esp wrt the media also, bad news from the outside: the mosquitos are back
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Has Trump reintroduced malaria to Florida yet?
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Guavanaut posted:Has Trump reintroduced malaria to Florida yet? Working on it https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242170336650633216
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Qwertycoatl posted:Today in the Honestly the way they talk about him would make the doom slayer blush.
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Jedit posted:Patel also has a medical condition, but in her case it's called stupidity. No, it's her hosed up face
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Andi Peters is on QVC selling pasties. This is completely irrelevant to everything but I feel like it's a sentence that needs to be written.
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HJB posted:Andi Peters is on QVC selling pasties. This is completely irrelevant to everything but I feel like it's a sentence that needs to be written. This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QembuLOmxM
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HJB posted:Andi Peters is on QVC selling pasties. This is completely irrelevant to everything but I feel like it's a sentence that needs to be written. The savoury foodstuff or the things to put on your nipples? (in before someone says "what's the difference")
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My god, he's been doing it for years. Fair play, I guess someone has to do it.
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OwlFancier posted:The savoury foodstuff or the things to put on your nipples? Of all the reasons I have been banned from a greggs, this was definitely top ten material
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Guavanaut posted:Has Trump reintroduced malaria to Florida yet? That would be impossible at the moment, as everyone in Florida is overdosing on anti-malarials.
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HJB posted:My god, he's been doing it for years. Fair play, I guess someone has to do it. Wait, I'm very confused, I thought it was Andy Crane selling stuff on QVC and Andi Peters was a fairly successful TV executive?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Wait, I'm very confused, I thought it was Andy Crane selling stuff on QVC and Andi Peters was a fairly successful TV executive? https://twitter.com/andipeters/status/1249034299413856256
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I feel like there's a story about his producers credits suddenly stopping in 2005 and his "Self" credits suddenly starting up again. Possibly involving driving to Dundee in his socks.
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Marmaduke! posted:No, it's her hosed up face can we please not do this and I'm not wild about the Boris fat-shaming either
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