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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Hold on, Ill go get the balloons.


Oh, sorry. Animal Crossing has broke me

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Well in 'good' news you guys aren't having any school shootings while this is going on.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Well in 'good' news you guys aren't having any school shootings while this is going on.

Can't have school shootings without schools. :thunk:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Waiting for the first homeschool shooting of the lockdown.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
They're producing and radicalizing emboldened loons at record rates though.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

We'll substitute food bank shootings to try to make our quarterly numbers.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Stultus Maximus posted:

Waiting for the first homeschool shooting of the lockdown.

these are common, we just don't call them that

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/RichMcHugh/status/1248781254390099971

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Super great that Bernie dropped out!

gently caress

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Bored As gently caress posted:

Super great that Bernie dropped out!

gently caress

he suspended, didnt drop

convention is still a thing there is no hope

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Gonna start seeing a lot more "I BELIEVE HER #timesup" tweets start disappearing from DNC staffers.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

BigDave posted:

Gonna start seeing a lot more "I BELIEVE HER #timesup" tweets start disappearing from DNC staffers.

And simultaneously appearing from Trump supporters and Kavanaugh fans.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mlmp08 posted:

And simultaneously appearing from Trump supporters and Kavanaugh fans.

Yup. Krakatoa is underachieving

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Well in 'good' news you guys aren't having any school shootings while this is going on.

One guy wanted to bomb a hospital, another tried to take out a boat with a train.

That 2nd one is I think peak 2020 so far.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord
Sure do love watching women's trauma get kicked around like a football.

About as much as I love trying to figure out how this USPS thing is gonna shake out.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Old Boot posted:

.

About as much as I love trying to figure out how this USPS thing is gonna shake out.

I think reading chuds hurf durfing about the USPS triggers me worse than any other chud hurfing.

They always have some dumb anecdotal story about the USPS sucking and wanting to outsource to UPS. Where the gently caress else can you give someone an envelope and 55 cents to move it to the rear end end of a volcano in Hawaii?

Without USPS setting a price floor and providing logistics FedEx and UPS would jack the prices up and stop delivering to most places.

The customer service complaints are all due to funding issues murdering retention and having to hire under paid and under insured "city carrier assistants".

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
In a 2020 move, bezos buys out the usps out of spite

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, but a doughy mass of fat-butted narcissism stuffed in a tubesock brings the whole house down.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

mlmp08 posted:

And simultaneously appearing from Trump supporters and Kavanaugh fans.

That's some weaponized cognitive dissonance right there.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

BigDave posted:

That's some weaponized cognitive dissonance right there.

The mere act of voting for Trump at all was weaponized cognitive dissonance. Even by the Christian Right's standards.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The christian right is about racism first and foremost, so no. Not much dissonance there.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Pine Cone Jones posted:

In a 2020 move, bezos buys out the usps out of spite

wouldn't it be cool if a single billionaire did anything

i don't even care how much they yell and jack off about it

just perform a meaningful act

Arven
Sep 23, 2007
My wife worked for the USPS a couple years back and the sad truth is that it does suck. Every anecdotal story about how the mailman bent someone diploma in half or walked through the flower bed is probably true.

It sucks by design. The 2006 law gutted it financially, but in 2010 McKinsey consulted a bunch of changes that hosed it up for employees and consumers. Even more specifically, Pete loving Buttigieg was on the McKinsey team. No poo poo carriers are going to cut through yards and drop kick your package onto your porch when their routes are timed down to the second, because every old lady wants to meet them at the mailbox and chat, but their manager is tracking them via GPS and will be calling them if they stand in one place for too long.The employees are split into a wage-slave class of "part time" employees that are full time with no benefits, "full time" employees that get benefits and (toothless) union protections, and non-union management that essentially get paid to sit at the office and watch netflix and bully everyone else. Everything about it is designed to make everyone hate it while it fails financially at the same time. The only solace I take in it dying that every full-timer my wife worked with was a huge FYGM chud.



Sorry for the rant. I've never been as angry on someone else's behalf as I was when she was working there.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I've had excellent luck with the postal service :shrug:

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Ive had lovely luck with them delaying deliveries scheduled for fridays or saturdays to sundays even when it shows as our for delivery then and then marking it as undeliverable because of a blocked driveway at 5am on sunday when they dont get to the apartment complex until 11am at the earliest during that route but i understand its because they are underfunded as gently caress and dont like delivering amazon poo poo. It's still obnoxious tho

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've had excellent luck with the postal service :shrug:

They may have tried to bring it back in 2013, but they were pretty much done in 2005.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Ive had better luck with USPS than I have with UPS.

Fedex is decent tho.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


piL posted:

They may have tried to bring it back in 2013, but they were pretty much done in 2005.

lol

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Milo and POTUS posted:

The christian right is about racism first and foremost, so no. Not much dissonance there.

To be clear, I meant the porn stars and abortions being front and center. Not quietly or at least semi-quietly shoved away in the background.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

piL posted:

They may have tried to bring it back in 2013, but they were pretty much done in 2005.

I was gearing up to defend the USPS until I realized what you’d done there.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My mom worked USPS for a couple of months after getting laid off from her regular job. It sucked. She got a better job, and put in her two weeks notice. She took a bad fall on some ice with a week left, and asked her supervisor if she could just not go out again that day. He made her resign again.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Did data entry (scans of addresses the machines couldn't read) for USPS in the early 00s. I was one of those part-timers who worked roughly full time hours with no benefits or credits towards federal time. It paid well for a college student working nights and let me quit my second job, but hot drat even back then they were to-the-second sticklers. Employees would randomly receive a batch of X fake envelope images and the machine would track your accuracy. If you dipped below a set % you got called over to the boss' desk. Just a desk, in the middle of a warehouse-sized room full of cubicles. Such a pleasant work environment.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/ElBartoArmy/sta...ingawful.com%2F

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

My post office is garbage, but after enough complaints from myself (delivering to the wrong address: not like a neighbor- wrong address numbers, wrong street name, a loving business; marking things delivered that weren't, but show up within the next three days; only giving us mail every other day) and other people, they are trying to fix it.

I like USPS.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
USPS carriers at least know how to access the mail room at my apartment (you need a key to enter), while Amazon's homebrew delivery service routinely fucks it up. I've seen them just drop everyone's packages in a pile outside the front door where any rando walking down the street could swing by and pick up whatever they wanted.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Wingnut Ninja posted:

USPS carriers at least know how to access the mail room at my apartment (you need a key to enter), while Amazon's homebrew delivery service routinely fucks it up. I've seen them just drop everyone's packages in a pile outside the front door where any rando walking down the street could swing by and pick up whatever they wanted.

Last two apartments I've lived in required key fobs to get into the building and Amazon drivers would never just to to the front office. I watched them do laps around the buildings for 45 minutes before until giving up and just leaving the package outside a restaurant down the street.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Hell yeah.

https://twitter.com/mattwilstein/status/1249186956791218178

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.
hey what isley brothers song should I bump on the Bluetooth speaker whenever the apt upstairs starts up

Addendum: technically a current event in the current events thread

BurningChrome fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Apr 12, 2020

BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.
Ngl, man's has improved since last time

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BurningChrome
Jan 18, 2020

They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.
drat this dude beating that poo poo up. This is that karma for real for the year before last

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