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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Just da flu NBD.

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Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
So my girlfriend's mom had a full-blown panic attack tonight because she's been seeing poo poo like Abbott discussing reopening Texas on the news. She's extremely high risk for several reasons, works an "essential" job, and can't afford to stop working. We thought we were going to have to take her to the hospital because it really seemed like she was having a heart attack.

Also she doesn't speak English very well and today someone at her job screamed at her for "dirty foreigners bringing their diseases here."

I have nothing of value to say. I just hate this stupid loving evil dumb as poo poo country.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

tangy yet delightful posted:



please tell me I'm not the only one who grew up on The Rock on USA Network

i thought of that line too

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Epic High Five posted:

the only way I see Biden winning is if Trump orders all cats in the US killed to stop the spread

This could work and its the first possible way I've heard. Price far too high tho so oh well
Doom it is

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

PDP-1 posted:

i was never super into them but i remember when they were gonna do a local show and my friends and i had a hard time getting tickets because the old person working at the booth couldn't find a booking for any performer named Alison Chains.

The pornstar?

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

idk if I can drink enough to purge this :smith: singularity from my brain but I'm prepared to die trying

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



wE'rE pEaKinG

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

tangy yet delightful posted:



please tell me I'm not the only one who grew up on The Rock on USA Network

tony todd is
a) a huge nerd who keeps tweeting about ff7
b) pro-follow zone for song playlists

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Paradoxish posted:

So my girlfriend's mom had a full-blown panic attack tonight because she's been seeing poo poo like Abbott discussing reopening Texas on the news. She's extremely high risk for several reasons, works an "essential" job, and can't afford to stop working. We thought we were going to have to take her to the hospital because it really seemed like she was having a heart attack.

Also she doesn't speak English very well and today someone at her job screamed at her for "dirty foreigners bringing their diseases here."

I have nothing of value to say. I just hate this stupid loving evil dumb as poo poo country.

demon cracker nation

im so sorry

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

SKULL.GIF posted:

wE'rE pEaKinG

more like peking because our goose is cooked!

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

more like peking because our goose is cooked!

:goose::eyepop:

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Wikipedia's entire network just crashed

Don't know if I've ever seen that happen before

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Paradoxish posted:

So my girlfriend's mom had a full-blown panic attack tonight because she's been seeing poo poo like Abbott discussing reopening Texas on the news. She's extremely high risk for several reasons, works an "essential" job, and can't afford to stop working. We thought we were going to have to take her to the hospital because it really seemed like she was having a heart attack.

Also she doesn't speak English very well and today someone at her job screamed at her for "dirty foreigners bringing their diseases here."

I have nothing of value to say. I just hate this stupid loving evil dumb as poo poo country.

sympathies and solidarity, friend.

cyka blyat
Sep 12, 2018

1999. What appeared to be a harmless meteorite crashing in the Nevada desert has turned out to be Darc Seed, an evil alien creature with horrible powers. By shooting strange magnetic rays, Darc Seed had turned the helpless nation into zombies and had brought the Statue of Liberty to life to do his dirty work. These rays had also given him control over many deadly weapons, but none were more powerful than the legendary samurai sword, Shura. When the great head of the samurai, Namakubi, heard that the sword had fallen into evil hands, he set off immediately for the United States. For only he possessed the strength and knowledge needed to recapture the magical sword and free the U.S. from the evil clutches of Darc Seed.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I mean I live in GA but hey I posted through Japan's 2011 tsunami on these forums. :unsmith: maybe they'll protect me again.

Have you considered that our fellow Georgians are dumb as poo poo, fellow goon?

Have you been anywhere, left your house to absolutely anywhere the last month? Have you seen how absolutely, monumentally stupid people are around here?

We are so hosed, so many people are going to die stupid stupid deaths.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1249178155467841542?s=20

great news

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jonny 290 posted:

how's everybody feeling about living in hell

Needs more Goliath abyssal entities

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



MarcusSA posted:

Yeah this. I really get the sense that it is all smoke and mirrors in CA.

I dunno, I'm in Los Angeles and people are wearing masks, my whole family (even people who lean conservative) are taking it pretty seriously, theres barely any activity on the roads (the pollution is literally gone) - i mean yeah testing is low, but that doesnt necessarily mean its smoke and mirrors, people arent going to rush out and get tested if they dont feel symptoms. I literally had the coronavirus, went to the ER, they tested me, came back positive and im 35.

Is it perfect? Of course not, the county has 10 million people and a LOT of ground to cover, but I'm pretty proud of how LA has been handling it so far.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

MorrisBae posted:

Wikipedia's entire network just crashed

Don't know if I've ever seen that happen before

corona is hacking the planet...........

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Economy opens early, everyone who goes to see "Hamilton" for the 8th time catches the virus and dies

What's the problem here

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

somnambulist posted:

I dunno, I'm in Los Angeles and people are wearing masks, my whole family (even people who lean conservative) are taking it pretty seriously, theres barely any activity on the roads (the pollution is literally gone) - i mean yeah testing is low, but that doesnt necessarily mean its smoke and mirrors, people arent going to rush out and get tested if they dont feel symptoms. I literally had the coronavirus, went to the ER, they tested me, came back positive and im 35.

Is it perfect? Of course not, the county has 10 million people and a LOT of ground to cover, but I'm pretty proud of how LA has been handling it so far.

I am also In LA by the beach and LOL at the number of people out today.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Coronavirus is Risen

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Crusader posted:

i thought of that line too

his delivery is so perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBEbF_HiWOA

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the roni

ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

Steve Yun posted:

Part of why California’s testing numbers are so low is because almost nobody fit the “Im on deaths door” criteria because we shut down our state early

I'm in California, near Stanford Hospital, and I am a high-risk patient. A couple weeks ago I had a very mild fever, no cough, and 98% SpO2. I called Stanford's Urgent Care Clinic and got a teledoc appointment for the next day. The NP recommended I get tested and scheduled a drive-thru test for the next day. When I went there was only one car ahead of me. I got the test results the next day.

So from what I saw, at least at Stanford, you don't have to be very sick to get a test, and the test center was not busy. It was super easy. It definitely did not seem like they were strictly rationing test.

(test came back negative, btw)

e: Santa Clara County's COVID19 Dashboard

Key hospital utilization figures: only 68% of ICU beds are in use and most are non-COVID19 patients. 23% of ventilators are in use. Surge capacity beds are not being used because they're not needed.

ryanrs has issued a correction as of 06:51 on Apr 12, 2020

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Agrajag posted:

everything about this country is so god drat evil and astoundingly stupid

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RandomBlue posted:

Ordered parts for my dryer and dish washer, gonna try some emergency corona quarantine repairs. If I electrocute myself, please count that as a roni death.

Electrocuted with roni not by roni.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

ryanrs posted:


(test came back negative, btw)

Unfortunate, or you’d be one of the Invincible Few...

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Normal O2 Sat at elevation (I am 7,000+ feet) is lower than it is at sea level, just fyi for who ever needs to hear that.

But like not 10% lower so if you are very low 90s or 80s go to a hospital lol

ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Unfortunate, or you’d be one of the Invincible Few...

No, you see in :ca: we're trying NOT to get sick. (It's working pretty well).

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

what’s going to open first? disneyland or disney world

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
hey this poo poo sucks

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

hey this poo poo sucks

Seems like you should get a name change to poo poo POST ALONE for the roni days. Social distancing starts with you.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

a.lo posted:

what’s going to open first? disneyland or disney world

six flags over texas

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Sitting up at night imagining what year 10 of waiting for a vaccine in a depression will be like lmao, all the weird loving kids born now who won't see anyone but their parents until they're 10 or whatever

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Inceltown posted:

Seems like you should get a name change to poo poo POST ALONE for the roni days. Social distancing starts with you.

gently caress no I always post with Post Malone by my side. He's like a tiny familiar i keep in my pocket.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

hey this poo poo sucks

oh word??????

really???????????

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Unfortunate, or you’d be one of the Invincible Few...

speaking of, what's the deal with that article floating around that said s. korea had a bunch of cases of people getting re-infected? i know china claimed they had a few early on that most people chalked up to them accidentally releasing people who weren't actually cured / getting false negatives on tests, but it seems like s. korea was monitoring that stuff pretty hardcore

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Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
On the bright side, once h6n3 or whatever breaks out alongside SARS 2, social distancing will be twice as effective.

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