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Rosalie_A: Oct 30, 2011

Epicurius posted:

I will say, in general, he's very much a children's book villian.

Visser One, on the other hand, is smart, patient, pragmatic, and terrifying.

Visser Three was terrifying when I was younger, an unbelievable cartoon villain when I got older, and now someone with his level of competence can become president and so I'm back to being terrified.

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Epicurius posted:

I will say, in general, he's very much a children's book villian.

Visser One, on the other hand, is smart, patient, pragmatic, and terrifying.

I love how in regards to Visser Two the whole series is one giant unspoken "well what about Visser Two? What's their deal?" question. And then the answer is ultimately "Oh he's just some dipshit and then he dies." It's either and amazing long bomb joke, or the biggest dropped ball in the whole drat series.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 03:59

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Visser Three would have made a great villain if there were maybe five books. Because there are so many he just winds up looking totally ineffective, but he really does have some great moments.

He does wind up kinda overused, if there were more mid-tier yeerks beyond Chapman (yeah I know there are some Taylor, Tom�s second Yeerk, the helicopter grannybut LORD Chapman�s Yeerk is doing so much heavy lifting) it probably would have helped prevent his mystique from fading some as the series progressed.

On the other hand, it doesn�t really help that he�s not at all suited to manage Visser One�s invasion plan, being a real shock and awe dude forced into covert infiltration. And as soon as he�s Visser One he very nearly succeeds in his first attempt at that type of invasion: provoke nuclear war and then enslave the survivors.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Soup du Jour posted:

He does wind up kinda overused, if there were more mid-tier yeerks beyond Chapman (yeah I know there are some Taylor, Tom’s second Yeerk, the helicopter grannybut LORD Chapman’s Yeerk is doing so much heavy lifting) it probably would have helped prevent his mystique from fading some as the series progressed.

On the other hand, it doesn’t really help that he’s not at all suited to manage Visser One’s invasion plan, being a real shock and awe dude forced into covert infiltration. And as soon as he’s Visser One he very nearly succeeds in his first attempt at that type of invasion: provoke nuclear war and then enslave the survivors.

If it wasn't for the fact that the Animorphs had time to evolve from scared teenagers into an effective guerilla force, I think you can pretty safely say that his shock and awe style invasion would probably have worked. he might not have gotten everyone, and it certainly would have provoked more Andalite intervention, but they wouldn't have stopped him getting a great deal of soldiers.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:32

TheGreatEvilKing: Mar 28, 2016

Re: Yeerks and Chapman: The one time we do see Chapman get free he and his wife try to strangle themselves to die free.

Visser Three is just riding the coattails of getting that Andalite body hard.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 19:47

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

So, this is a little earlier than usual, but we're at the end of the book.

The Invasion-Chapter 27

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We ran. Exhausted and burned and terrified, we ran.

Visser Three had made one mistake. He was too large in his morph to follow us much farther up the stairs.

I heard Visser Three yell something as we finally got away. He said, <I'll kill you all, Andalites. Run away, it doesn't matter! I'll kill you.>

Actually, I think it did matter. We hadn't exactly destroyed Visser Three, but we had come out of it alive, we Animorphs.

The final count was exactly one human freed - the woman who rode Cassie's back up out of that hellish pit.

And Cassie had gotten away clean. It had been the suspicious Controller policeman who had grabbed her. He was the only Controller to know her name, where she lived, and that she had been spying on The Sharing.

Cassie said we didn't have to worry about him anymore. She didn't want to talk about what had happened to him.

Yep. She just killed him.

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As for Tom . . . My brother. Tom was not freed.

I was lying in my own bed, shaking and shivering and crying from the aftereffects of terror, when I heard him come home later that night.

He never knew that I was the tiger. He never knew how close I had come to freeing him. He was a Controller again. The Yeerk was in his head once more.

Cassie and Marco and Rachel and I had all made it up those stairs. We had emerged into the hallway of a school that would never seem the same to us again.

And Tobias? He survived, too.

It was almost morning when I was awakened from dead sleep by feathery beating on my window.

I opened it and Tobias flew in.

"You made it," I said. "Oh, man, you had me scared. I figured you were still trapped down there. I mean, I thought you could probably find somewhere to hide in that cavern, but I knew you'd been morphed for a long time. I was worried you wouldn't be able to morph back without getting caught. It's good to see you."

<Good to see you, too, Jake,> he said. <How are the others?>

"Alive," I said. "Alive. I guess that's all that counts."

<Yes. That is all that matters.>

"Come on, Tobias," I said. "Morph back. You can stay here. I'll even let you have the bed. I could sleep on nails, I'm so tired."

He didn't say anything. And I guess in my heart I'd known it all along. I just didn't want to admit it.

"Come on, Tobias," I said again. "Morph back."

<Jake . . .>

"Just come on, back to human now, dude. No more flying tonight."

 he said. <They didn't see me. But I had to stay out of sight till I could get out. Jake . . . it took too long. Too long. More than two hours.>

I just stared at him. At his laser-focus eyes, at his wicked beak and sharp talons. And at his wings. At the broad, powerful wings that let him fly.

 Tobias said.

I knew there were tears falling down my cheeks, but I didn't care anymore.

<It's okay, Jake. Like you said, we're alive.>

I went to the window and looked up at the stars. Somewhere up there, around one of those cold, twinkling stars, was the Andalite home world. Somewhere up there was . . . hope.

<They'll come,> Tobias said. <The Andalites will come. And until then . . .>

I nodded and wiped away my tears.

"Yeah," I said. "Until then, we fight."

So how was it? Kind of a gut punch, huh? Those of you who read it as a kid, does it live up to your memories? Those of you who never did, how's it feel looking at it as an adult? And do you think Tobias permanently turned into a hawk on purpose?

Easter is tomorrow, and then Monday, we start on our second book, The Visitor.

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SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
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I didn't read this series as a kid. I only remembered it when I saw that silly virgin/chad meme with harry potter. Now I'm about 10 books in and loving it. Probably my favorite scenes are later on when they get very Star Trek and start debating the morality of their actions against the Yeerks.

Looking forward to you getting to book 5 in particular. :unsmigghh:

# ? Apr 12, 2020 00:20

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It was ballsy as hell for a kidlit series like this to end in an unmitigated defeat. You would expect a draw or a small victory to hook the audience, then maybe have them take a L four or five books down the line.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 00:28

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

That was a pretty good read all told. I thought Tobias got hawk-locked later on, in book 3 or something. Still, this is pretty out there stuff for kidlit/young adult fiction. I'm diggin' it.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:05

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Radio Free Kobold posted:

That was a pretty good read all told. I thought Tobias got hawk-locked later on, in book 3 or something. Still, this is pretty out there stuff for kidlit/young adult fiction. I'm diggin' it.

Book 3 is Tobias's first POV book. And it's all about dealing with the repercussions of locking himself forever in the body of a hawk and what a really stupid loving idea it turns out that was in hindsight.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:12

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Friends don't let friends permanently transform into hawks.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 04:37

Daikloktos: Jan 1, 2020; by Cyrano4747

It sucks they alternated between Tobias and Ax each cycle, thinking kids wanted to read about fellow kids

I always thought the hawk situation was partially a way to write a homeless kid without quite broaching that uncomfortable reality.

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mareep: Dec 26, 2009

I�m loving this reread and hoping you get through at least a few more books (if not more). It�s such a weird and interesting series. Some of the thicker one-offs were also great and SUPER weird, like the one where IIRC they get sucked back to dinosaur times and find the earth already inhabited by a sentient alien race, but they have to blow up a nuke to get bumped back to modern times and in doing so annihilate the entire species off the face of the planet..

e: got some details wrong but just skimmed the synopsis and it�s even wilder than I remember

mareep fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Apr 12, 2020

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redcheval posted:

I�m loving this reread and hoping you get through at least a few more books (if not more). It�s such a weird and interesting series. Some of the thicker one-offs were also great and SUPER weird, like the one where IIRC they get sucked back to dinosaur times and find the earth already inhabited by a sentient alien race, but they have to blow up a nuke to get bumped back to modern times and in doing so annihilate the entire species off the face of the planet..

e: got some details wrong but just skimmed the synopsis and it�s even wilder than I remember

yeah broccoli is involved

# ? Apr 12, 2020 16:45

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

redcheval posted:

I�m loving this reread and hoping you get through at least a few more books (if not more). It�s such a weird and interesting series. Some of the thicker one-offs were also great and SUPER weird, like the one where IIRC they get sucked back to dinosaur times and find the earth already inhabited by a sentient alien race, but they have to blow up a nuke to get bumped back to modern times and in doing so annihilate the entire species off the face of the planet..

e: got some details wrong but just skimmed the synopsis and it�s even wilder than I remember

What the hell?

# ? Apr 12, 2020 19:44

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Radio Free Kobold posted:

What the hell?

It's... a little more complicated in context.

It's the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Turns out a couple of alien races were also on Earth at the time.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 22:43

HIJK: Nov 25, 2012; in the room where you sleep

Radio Free Kobold posted:

What the hell?

Big time spoilers for that Megamorphs book: So the Animorphs are sent back in time to the Cretaceous period thanks to a rip in time caused by an explosion. Throughout the book they discover that there were other alien races present on the planet earth co existing with the dinosaurs. The friendly aliens are broccoli themed. When they find out that the meteor is coming their way the aliens plan to blow it up with a suitcase nuke. Tobias was big into dinosaurs as a kid so he figures out that if the broccoli aliens blow up the meteor than they'll be the ones to populate the planet and human evolution will never begin resulting in no human race and erasing the future of the Animorphs as well. He convinces Ax to sabotage the nuclear bomb so that the broccoli aliens can't blow up the meteor headed their way, thus saving the future of humanity by killing two warring alien factions on Cretaceous earth along with the dinosaurs.

# ? Apr 12, 2020 22:49

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

HIJK posted:

Big time spoilers for that Megamorphs book: He convinces Ax to sabotage the nuclear bomb so that the broccoli aliens can't blow up the meteor headed their way, thus saving the future of humanity by killing two warring alien factions on Cretaceous earth along with the dinosaurs.

One and a half, at least. The other alien species, we're led to believe, may have become ants

# ? Apr 12, 2020 22:58

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Epicurius posted:

One and a half, at least. The other alien species, we're led to believe, may have become ants

So you're saying it's an alien race of space-bugs that some human children xenocided on purpose?
Surprise, it's an Ender's Game reference!

# ? Apr 12, 2020 23:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Does the one woman they rescued ever get mentioned again, or is it just kinda left there?
I'm assuming she almost immediately gets merced as a threat, the Yeerks must surely have some idea of who is who

# ? Apr 13, 2020 14:29

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Does the one woman they rescued ever get mentioned again, or is it just kinda left there?
I'm assuming she almost immediately gets merced as a threat, the Yeerks must surely have some idea of who is who

As far as I know, she isn't mentioned again.

# ? Apr 13, 2020 14:43

Avalerion: Oct 19, 2012

Mom didn�t let me read these as a kid thinking it would be too scary, I think she was right. :ohdear:

That ended abruptly, feels like we are 1/3 through the story... It�s kind of simple but I enjoyed it so far, I hope you�ll keep going with these. :allears:

# ? Apr 13, 2020 18:10

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

The Visitor

Welcome back to Animorphs. We've just finished "The Invasion", and now, we move on to book 2, "The Visitor". If you don't remember the events of the last book, don't worry, you'll be reminded of them throughout this one.

Chapter 1

quote:

My name is Rachel. I won�t tell you my last name. None of us will ever tell you our last names. Whenever I do use a last name, it�s a fake. Sorry, but that�s the way it has to be. And we won�t tell you the name of our town, or our school, or even what state we are in. If I told you my last name, the Yeerks would be able to find my friends and me. And if they ever find us, it will be the end.

They might kill us. Or worse.

Yes, there really is something worse than death.

I�ve seen it. I�ve heard the cries of despair from those doomed to be slaves of the Yeerks.

I�ve watched as the evil gray slugs writhe and squeeze in through the ear and take over what was a free human being. There are five of us. Just five: Jake, Cassie, Marco, Tobias, and me. Marco came up with a name for us, for what we are now. He called us Animorphs.

I guess that�s as good a name as any for what we are. Mostly, I still just feel like a normal kid, you know? But I guess normal kids don�t turn into elephants or bald eagles. And normal kids don�t spend their free time fighting to save the world from the nightmares called Yeerks.

The first book was narrated by Jake, and this one by Rachael. In general, it cycles between the five of them in a fairly fixed order. And, as you'll see, each of the kids have their own narrative voice.

quote:

That day, the sun was bright. It warmed the earth below us. Warm air rose in an invisible bubble, a thermal. The thermal pushed up beneath our wings and we circled higher and higher and higher, till it almost seemed we could touch space.

Somewhere up there in cold space, up in orbit, was the Yeerk mother ship. Perhaps right over our heads.

The Yeerks were parasites. In their natural state they were just big slugs who lived in a sludgy pond called a Yeerk pool. But the Yeerks have the power to take over other bodies. They have enslaved many races throughout the galaxy - the Taxxons, the Hork-Bajir, and others. And now they had come to Earth, looking for more bodies to control.

Who was there to try and stop them? Well, off in space, there were the Andalites. But the Andalites were far away, and it would take them a long time to come to rescue the people of Earth. On Earth, no one knew of the Yeerks.

No one but five kids who were having fun being birds and riding the thermals. I looked over at my friends. Some were a little way below, some were higher up. Jake was flapping his wings a little more than the rest of us. He had adopted a falcon morph. Falcons don�t soar quite as well as hawks or eagles.

Tobias was the smoothest flyer. That was partly because red-tailed hawks are natural acrobats.

Partly it was because Tobias had much more practice flying than the rest of us.

Too much practice.

Poor Tobias.

quote:

<Okay, Tobias, you were right. This is the coolest thing in the world,> I said.

<Want to try a dive? It�s amazing,> he said.

I wasn�t exactly sure that I wanted to dive, but what could I say? I don�t usually turn down a challenge. So I said, <Sure.>

<Follow me.>

Tobias bent his wings back and plummeted toward the ground like a bullet.

I tucked my wings back and went after him.

The ground came rushing up at me. I was falling! Falling, with nothing at all to stop me from splatting right into the ground!

It was like a nightmare.

We were going like sixty miles an hour, as fast as a speeding car. Sixty miles an hour, aiming right for the ground.

But even though it was scary, it was also way cool. Forget surfing. Forget skateboarding. Forget snowboarding. You haven�t had a thrill till you�ve ridden the thermals a mile into the air and then gone hurtling straight down at maximum speed. Air streamed past, just like when you open the car window and you�re going really fast. It was like being in the middle of a hurricane. The leading edge of my wings was battered and vibrating. I felt my tail making dozens of tiny adjustments, moving a single feather one way or the other to keep me pointed straight.

But one wrong move and I could have tumbled end over end. At this speed, if I suddenly tumbled I feared I could break a wing. A broken wing this high up was a death sentence.

<Tobias! I just realized something.>

<What?>

<This isn�t like being an elephant. If I got in trouble as an elephant I could morph back to my human body. But I�m a long way up. If I morphed back to my human body �> I didn�t finish the sentence. But I suddenly had this vision of me, the real me, Rachel, dropping like a stone toward the hard ground below.

I guess Tobias could sense the fear that was building in me.

<Let the eagle do the flying,> Tobias advised. <Relax and let the eagle�s mind do the thinking. She knows what she�s doing.>

<I�m glad one of us does,> I said nervously. It�s strange when you�re in a morph. You have the animal�s brain in with your own. Usually you can control that animal intelligence. But not always. And sometimes you have to learn to let go, to let the animal take charge.

I relaxed. Instantly the vibration lessened. I felt more stable. The eagle was in charge and Tobias was right: The eagle knew how to fly.

Then, to my amazement, I saw something go zipping right past us, faster than either me or Tobias. It was Jake. His peregrine falcon�s smaller wings made it harder for him to float on the thermals. But those same wings made him unbelievably fast in diving. It was almost like Tobias and I were standing still.

<Yaaaaaah ha ha!> Jake yelled in our heads.

I would have smiled, if I�d had a mouth. Jake is like me. He loves excitement and adventure and being a little crazy. Maybe we�re so alike because we�re cousins.

Also, we�re both a little competitive, I guess. It bothered me that he was a faster diver than I was. Just like it bothered him that I could soar better. I guess that sounds ridiculous, huh?

Zzzziiinnnngggg!

Something went right by my head.

<You hear that?> Tobias asked.

<Yeah, I sure did,> I said.

<What was it?> 

Instinctively, I pulled up out of the dive, straining every muscle in my wings as I opened them, and felt the shock of wind resistance. It was like opening a parachute.

The rest followed my lead. We were still a few thousand feet up, but much closer to the ground than we had been.

Zziiiinnnnngggg!

I felt something go right through my tail feathers.

<Hey, someone down there is shooting at us!> I said. Cassie said. She and Marco had joined up with us. They had both morphed the same osprey. It was hard to tell them apart because you can�t really tell where thought-speech comes from. <Two guys, over in the woods. They have a rifle.>

 I was really mad. <I�m an endangered species. I�m a bald eagle! What�s the matter with those creeps?>

<He�s getting ready to shoot again,> Marco reported. 

<As soon as you see the flash of the rifle, dodge hard right!> I yelled.

A normal eagle or hawk or falcon would not have been able to figure that out. But we weren�t just raptors. We still had our human intelligence. There are times to let the animal take over. There are other times when that superior human intelligence comes in handy.

<There! They fired!> Jake yelled.

Instantly I turned a sharp right. The bullet went whizzing by harmlessly.

<You know what? I don�t think I like those guys,> Tobias said. Tobias has special reasons for disliking anyone who would shoot at a bird.

Probably understandable.

quote:

<Me neither,> I agreed. I explained what I wanted to do and the five of us flew off, out of range of the shooters. When we were far enough away, we went into a steep dive, down, down, faster and faster toward the trees.

I thought I was scared, diving from high up. Now I was diving at lower altitude, aiming directly at the trees. This was a whole new level of terror. With my eagle�s eyes I could see the bark on the trees. I could see ants on the bark of the trees. It was like those trees were right in front of us.

I hoped the eagle knew when to pull out of the dive. If I slammed into one of those trees at sixty miles an hour, I was Spam.

Then, at just the right split second, like a perfectly trained squadron of fighter jets, we opened our wings and swooshed into the trees. Unbelievable!

<Ah haaaah!> I heard Marco yell. 

It was like some video-game nightmare. We kept most of the speed from the dive and now we were zooming through the trees so fast that tree trunks were just a brown blur all around us.

Tree! Bank left.

Tree! Bank right.

Tree! Dozens of feathers made the slightest individual adjustments. Muscles in my wings trimmed the angle of attack a millimeter one way, a millimeter back.

Tree! Tree! Treetreetreetreetree!

<Yaaaaaaaaah!> I yelled, half from terror and half from the total, out-of-control thrill of it. In and out. Around and through. Zoom. ZOOM!

Suddenly, there they were, just ahead in a clearing. Two teenage creeps sitting in the back of a pickup truck. One guy had a blond ponytail. The other one wore a baseball cap. They were a hundred yards away, like being all the way down a football field, but my eagle eyes were so good I could count their eyelashes.

The guy with the ponytail had the rifle. The other guy was drinking a beer. They were still scanning the skies, looking for us.

Guess what, morons? I thought as we raced at them. We�re not up there anymore. We�re right here �

In �

Your �

FACE!

Having taken on the Yeerks, the Animorphs now take on their greatest foe....drunk rednecks.

In the Animorphs TV show, Rachel was played by Brooke Nevin. Here's a picture of her in Animorphs:

And one from a few years ago.

She's acted since Animorphs, pretty much all in TV. Her two biggest roles were the US series "Breakout Kings", and the Canadian series "Call Me Fitz", for which she was nominated for two Gemini awards (which is the Canadian equivalent of the Emmy).

# ? Apr 13, 2020 21:04

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

The Visitor-Chapter 2

quote:

They didn�t even have enough time to look surprised before we struck.

As a bald eagle, I was the biggest of the five of us.

I could carry the heaviest load.

I raked my talons forward.

I opened them wide.

�Tsseeeeeer!�

Tobias�s hawk let loose an intimidating shriek.

My talons hit the gun barrel and closed on it.

Tobias slashed the ponytail guy�s head with his own talons. Ponytail shouted in pain and surprise and loosened his grip on the rifle.

�Hey!� the second guy yelled.

Zoom! I was out of there with the rifle in my talons.

With the additional weight of the rifle, it was a struggle getting any altitude.

�That bird has your gun, Chester! And that other one stole my beer!�

I glanced over and saw Marco. At least I think it was Marco. He had the beer can in his talons, half-crumpled.

<They�re way too young to be drinking,> Marco said in his most parent-like voice.

I heard the ponytail guy complaining down below. �That ain�t right. It ain�t right that no bird should take my rifle like that.�

I know that's why you read Animorphs. Birds fighting hunters.

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I caught a little breeze and gained just enough altitude to get above the trees. But I was having a hard time. My wings were beating the still, dead air of the woods and not getting very much lift. I scraped the top of a tall pine tree and emerged from the woods, still flapping hard to carry the weight of the rifle, I made it out toward the beach, over the low cliffs at the water�s edge.

The blessed thermals were there. They lifted me up, up and out over the water.

I relaxed, letting the warm wind carry me higher. I dropped the rifle about a mile out in the ocean. I figured any jerk who would shoot at a bald eagle didn�t need a gun. Marco dropped the beer with amazing precision right into a trash barrel. He looked as proud as he would have if he�d just thrown the winning basket in the NBA championship.

<It�s been almost two hours,> Cassie warned us as we lazily drifted back toward shore.

Two hours is the time limit. If you stay in a morph for more than two hours, you�re trapped.

Forever.

There�s an old, run-down church no one uses anymore not far from the beach. It has a bell tower, although the bell is gone. We flew there. That�s where we had started from. Our clothes and shoes were still piled there.

Four pairs of shoes for the five of us.

Cassie, still in her osprey body, peered down at her watch lying on the floor. <Good. An hour and a half. We should try never to go over an hour and a half.>

We began to morph back into our human bodies.

Morphing takes concentration. When you�re going from human to animal, it�s harder. You really have to focus. But going back to human is easier.

I focused on my human self. I formed a picture of myself in my mind - tall, thin, with blonde shoulder-length hair. I focused especially on the hair, because I didn�t like my last haircut. It was uneven at the bottom. Not that it mattered. I just wished I could do something about the hair when I morphed. Unfortunately, morphing doesn�t work that way.

The changes began quickly. The feathers that covered me began to melt. They ran together like hot wax. In some places when my skin reappeared, it would have this beautiful feather pattern for a few seconds.

My yellow bill sucked back into my mouth to become white teeth. That part sort of itched. It made me want to grind my teeth a few times.

My lips grew out around my teeth. My eyes went from pale gold to my normal blue. My legs grew quite a bit, from about three inches to normal size.

I looked over at Jake and saw the same things happening to him. Let me just tell you - watching someone morph is not a pretty sight. It�s the kind of thing that would give you screaming nightmares if you didn�t know it was going to be all right.

When Cassie morphs, she always does it kind of artistically. Like when she changes into a horse, she does it so it doesn�t look totally creepazoid - she has a natural talent for morphing. If there is such a thing. The rest of us just let it happen however it happens. The results can be disturbing.

I happened to see Marco at the moment where his hairy boy legs came shooting out of this little bird body and I yelped. �Yahh! Gross.�

�Ay, nyew donk luk so good yourself, Rachel.�

His mouth was morphing even as he spoke, so the first few words were garbled and the last were normal.

I think what he said was �Hey, you don�t look so good yourself, Rachel.� He was probably right. I was glad I didn�t have a mirror.

My tongue grew fat in my mouth. My eyesight became faded and dim. The eagle�s mind evaporated, leaving me all alone in my head.

My wings became arms. My talons became toes. The scaly yellow eagle legs became my own legs, only they were still all scaly at first.

�Nice look, chicken legs,� Marco said. �Do those come in extra crispy, too?�

I smiled at him. �You�re not one to talk, Marco.� I pointed down at the floor. See, his legs had changed back, but he still had huge osprey talons instead of feet.

And body horror!

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As my skin began to appear, so did my morphing outfit. Fortunately, after a few tries, we had all learned to morph some very minimal clothing.

Usually nothing more than skintight workout clothes or leotards. Not enough to go walking around in, but enough to keep us all from dying of embarrassment when we morphed in front of each other.

I checked out my friends. They were mostly normal again, with just a few remaining hints that they�d been birds a minute earlier.

Jake is kind of a big guy, strong-looking, with brown hair and serious, dark eyes - although at the moment, his eyes were shining with excitement. Sometimes being in a morph just totally breaks you out. Jake was a lizard once, and he still hasn�t gotten over the fact that he ate a live spider. But I guess he enjoyed being a falcon, be cause he was babbling on and on about how great it was.

�That was so absolute!� he said. �It�s like now, being back in a human body, I feel like I�m handicapped or something. I feel like I�m glued to the ground.�

"Absolute"! Remember when people said that? Me neither. Did people even say that?

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�And blind,� Cassie agreed. �Human eyes are so lame for seeing things far away.�

She grinned and spread her wings. She had managed to keep her wings till the very end. Now she looked like some strange angel. Oddly, the look worked for her. The osprey�s five-foot, gray-andwhite wings were incredibly cool.

�Do you think you could fly?� Jake asked her. He looked a little awestruck.

Cassie laughed. �No, Jake. This body weighs about eighty pounds. These wings aren�t built for that kind of weight.�

She morphed her wings into arms in about three seconds and laughed gaily.

Marco shook his head. �Great. When we morph we look like some mad scientist�s genetic experiment gone totally crazy. And Cassie gets to look like an angel.�

Cassie and I have been friends for a long time, although to look at us, you wouldn�t think we�d hang out together. Cassie is casual to the extreme. The girl just doesn�t care about clothing or style. I swear she would wear overalls to a wedding if someone didn�t stop her.

Cassie lives on a farm and her whole family is massively into animals. Her dad used the barn to run the Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic, which is a kind of hospital for injured animals. It�s always full of birds and skunks and opossums and coyotes and every other animal you can think of.

Cassie�s mom is a vet, too. She works at The Gardens, this huge zoo and amusement park. So maybe Cassie was just born with an instinct for understanding animals. All I know is she�s always finished morphing while the rest of us are still looking like creepy half-human, half-animal monsters.

As for me, well, it�s not that I�m Miss Fashion or whatever, but I do like nice clothes. I guess that, plus the way I look, makes a lot of people think I�m stuck-up or something. People do think I�m pretty. But to me that�s just an accident, you know? Looks are not the important thing. It�s what�s in your head that counts, and that�s what I concentrate on.

Of course that�s another area where Cassie and I are a little different. I guess she would say, �No, it�s what�s in your heart that counts.� She�s a natural peacemaker. If there�s ever a hassle within the group, it�s usually me and Marco that caused it, and Cassie who got us all calmed down.

�Personally, I�m glad to be back to my regular body,� Marco said. �The flying part is great, but it�s not a good idea to be able to see that well.�

�Why?� Jake asked.

�Look, Jake, how many times have you been walking around the mall or whatever, and you�ll see a girl who seems good-looking from far off, but when you get closer it turns out she�s a skank? I mean, if you could see this well all the time - �

�Excuse me?� I interrupted. �I�m sure I didn�t hear you say what I thought you just said.�

�I wasn�t being sexist,� Marco protested. �It goes both ways. See, from far off, I look taller than I am.�

Marco is a little self-conscious about being short. He has long brown hair and a dark complexion, and most girls think he�s really cute. But being small bothers him.

�Your problem isn�t with people seeing you too well,� I said. �It�s with people hearing you too well. You look like a fairly smart guy. Then you open your mouth � .�

Marco just grinned. Marco lives to annoy people.

He really is extremely smart and basically nice, underneath it all. It�s just that the boy loves to provoke people.

Marco and Jake are best friends, even though Jake is serious and thoughtful and always trying to do what�s right, while Marco is sarcastic and temperamental and is the most reluctant of the Animorphs. Marco still thinks we should just give up the battle against the Yeerks and try to stay alive. But with Marco you never know if he really believes that, or is just saying it to be contrary.

�Well, let�s get out of here,� Jake suggested. �I have homework to do.�

�Me too,� I said. �And I have gymnastics class this afternoon and I�m totally unprepared.�

Cassie sighed. �It�s such a drag. The chores and the homework all come rushing back as soon as we change back into our boring human selves.�

As soon as she said it, Cassie bit her tongue. She cast a regretful look to Tobias.

See, while all of us had changed back, Tobias had not. Tobias was still a hawk. Tobias, who had once had unruly blond hair and eyes that seemed hurt and tender and hopeful all at once.

Tobias had been trapped while trying to escape from the hellish nightmare of the Yeerk pool. He had stayed more than two hours in that morph.

We had all returned to our human forms, but Tobias was still a hawk.

Tobias will always be a hawk.

So this chapter can be summed up very much as "We can morph and this is what morphing is like, and these are what all the kids are like. I do sort of like the end summary about Tobias, though..

Epicurius fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Apr 15, 2020

# ? Apr 14, 2020 23:33

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Tobias being morph-locked is implied as an accident in the last chapter of the first book, but did he do it on purpose?

# ? Apr 15, 2020 03:49

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

Tobias being morph-locked is implied as an accident in the last chapter of the first book, but did he do it on purpose?

It's a debate that to this day has never been settled because it somehow reads both ways. I think it falls into that "accidentally on purpose" territory. Where he, at the time, didn't care if he did mode lock himself, but he wasn't aiming to do it 100% intentionally, and it's only afterwards (like Book 3 afterwards) that he realized the full extent to which he has hosed himself over, again either by choice or by negligence.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 03:58

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

I don't know if I'm just being weird, but I always thought the mid-morphing stuff was more "heckin cool!" than body horror.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 04:04

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Radio Free Kobold posted:

I don't know if I'm just being weird, but I always thought the mid-morphing stuff was more "heckin cool!" than body horror.

I've seen various fan comic adaptations of the series (speaking of which there's an actual professional adaptation dropping later this year!) tackle the morphing process as described in the books, and even in the ones done by good artists, it's always been weird and gross as poo poo to me.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 04:10

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

I'm sort of tempted to agree with the "accidentally on purpose" locked himself into bird form. I think he hated his normal life so much and liked the freedom that being a bird gave him so much that he was careless, and that he didn't really understand or think about the consequences of being a bird. Remember, when Jake got to the school to attack the Yeerk pool, Tobias was already a bird, so add that to however much time he was trapped down there.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 04:11

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Radio Free Kobold posted:

I don't know if I'm just being weird, but I always thought the mid-morphing stuff was more "heckin cool!" than body horror.

Would you say it was "absolute", as the kids say?

# ? Apr 15, 2020 04:12

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I think these little interludes really sell the characters. Because I mean... what else would a bunch of kids do but morph birds and fly around?

# ? Apr 15, 2020 04:15

Avalerion: Oct 19, 2012

Should have kept the rifle, take the fight to the next level.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 06:58

OctaviusBeaver: Apr 30, 2009; Say what now?

Gotta hand it to pony tail dude, hitting birds in flight with a rifle is some insanely good shooting.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 16:02

Daikloktos: Jan 1, 2020; by Cyrano4747

"Absolute", no, and neither that use of "skanky"

# ? Apr 15, 2020 23:31

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

The Visitor-Chapter 3

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We all walked most of the way home together, feeling worn out. The flying was a little tiring. And morphing always takes a lot out of you.

Tobias flew high overhead. He didn�t really participate in the conversation. It�s hard for him. See, he can think-speak to us and we can understand him, but when we�re in human shape we can only talk in the normal way. He can�t hear us unless he�s close by, and he can�t be close and still fly.

This is an example of how Tobias's transformation has further isolated him. These are his only friends, and now he can't even have a regular conversation with them.

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�This morphing thing would be so excellent if it weren�t for the whole thing with the Yeerks,� Marco was saying. �I mean, if it were just normal, we could really use these powers.�

�To do what? Fight crime?� Jake asked.

Marco looked at him with a mixture of pity and amusement. �Fight crime? Who are you, Spiderman? I�m talking show business. Movies! TV shows! I could go on Letterman. I could be an entire episode of Stupid Pet Tricks all by myself.�

�You�re right,� I said, batting my eyes so he would know I was kidding, �you already have the stupid part down.�

For those who don't know or don't remember, when David Letterman hosted The Late Show, he had a segment called "Stupid Pet Tricks", where he'd have on animals who could do weird tricks. Here's one of the segments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zEBRRw1oI

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�We�d be hot in horror movies,� Cassie said.

�Or how about as stuntmen?� Jake suggested. �One of us could jump off the tallest building and it would be totally realistic. Then we just morph into a bird on the way down and fly away.�

�Now I�m really mad at the Yeerks,� Marco said. �They�re getting in the way of my showbiz career. I could be a millionaire. I could be trading funny lines with Dave. I could have beautiful Hollywood supermodels all over me.�

�Uh-huh,� I said, with a wink at Cassie. �Lots of women love animals. But sooner or later you�d have to change back into your actual self, Marco. And then, boom, they�d be outta there.�

We walked along the boulevard that goes by the construction site. It�s this huge area of half finished buildings with rusted earthmovers and cranes and backhoes scattered around. I guess it was originally going to be a shopping center, but for some reason they never finished it.

We didn�t take the shortcut through the construction site, like we would have in the old days, though. See, it was at this construction site that we saw the Andalite prince�s damaged fighter land. It was here that the Andalite warned us of the Yeerk conspiracy and gave us our special powers.

It was also here that we saw the Yeerk commander, Visser Three, murder the Andalite prince. Visser Three is the only one of the Yeerks who has our same power to morph. Visser Three is an Andalite-Controller, meaning he has an Andalite body. A human-Controller is a Yeerk with a human body. A Taxxon-Controller is a Yeerk with a Taxxon body. You get the idea.

Visser Three is the only Yeerk to ever capture an Andalite body. So he�s also the only Yeerk who can morph.

That night at the construction site, he morphed into some creature from a far-off planet, a huge, horrible monster. And then he took the Andalite and �

You know what? I really don�t want to talk about that � You�ll have to ask Jake.

We all fell silent as we passed by the site. Then I noticed that Cassie had stopped walking and was just standing there. I went back to her and realized that she was crying.

�Are you okay?� I asked.

She shook her head. �No. Are you?�

I sighed. Flying around in the sky had been a wonderful distraction. But my head was still full of awful memories. �I guess not,� I admitted. �Last night I had a terrible nightmare about the Yeerk pool. I was back down there. Down there in that vast open cave. And I was hearing the screams and cries of the people being dragged to the pool.�

Cassie nodded. �You know what�s worse than the screams? The way they stop screaming once the Yeerk is in their heads. Once they�ve become Controllers. Then you know they are slaves again. Lost.� �Like Tom.�

We both turned. It was Jake. He and Marco had seen us stop and had come back. Tom is Jake�s brother. Tom is a human-Controller - a human being enslaved by a Yeerk in his head. We�d found the Yeerk pool and gone down into that hell to get Tom. We�d failed. We�d barely escaped with our lives.

Cassie put her arm around Jake�s waist. �Someday we�ll save Tom,� she said.

Jake kind of stroked Cassie�s head. I guess he got embarrassed, because he instantly pulled away. Cassie didn�t mind. She knows how guys are about showing their true feelings.

So this is basically reality getting in the way of their fantasies. As much as they'd like to have fun with their powers, they know the reality is they only have them because the earth is in trouble and it's their responsibility to save it... one they haven't been doing a great job of succeeding in so far. This also suggests that Cassie and Jake have feelings for each other.

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I looked across the construction site and saw Tobias come fluttering down out of the sky. I couldn�t see where he landed, because that part of the site is hidden from the road, but I knew right where he was - on the spot where the Andalite had died. Somehow, in those brief moments when the Andalite had been with us, Tobias had formed some kind of special bond with him.

We started walking again.

�We need to find another way to get at them,� I said angrily. It bothered me, imagining Tobias back in that maze of never-finished buildings mourning for the Andalite.

This maybe suggests Rachel is forming a similar bond with Tobias, as she's the one to acknowledge his feelings.

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�Get at who?� Marco asked suspiciously.

�The French, Marco,� I said sarcastically. �Who do you think? The Yeerks, duh.�

�Whoa, whoa, whoa!� Marco said. �We tried that, remember? We went down into the Yeerk pool after them and got our butts kicked. Yeerks ten, humans zero.�

�So you figure you should just give up?� I demanded.

�We lost one game,� Jake said. �You don�t quit the sport just because you lose one game.�

�Some game,� Marco said bitterly. �Some sport.�

�We didn�t lose, anyway,� I said. The others looked at me like I was crazy. �Look,� I explained, �I know we didn�t save Tom, and we sure didn�t stop the Yeerks. But we gave them a reason to be afraid, at least.�

�Yeah, they�re terrified of us. Visser Three probably can�t sleep at night, he�s so worried about five kids,� Marco said sarcastically. �Look, Visser Three doesn�t think we�re a threat. He thinks we�re lunch.�

�He doesn�t know who - or what - we are,� I pointed out. �The Yeerks are convinced that we�re Andalite warriors because they know that we can morph. And they know that we found the Yeerk pool, and infiltrated it, and took out a few of their Taxxons and Hork-Bajir while we were at it. I think they�re probably a little nervous, at least.�

Jake nodded. �Rachel�s right. But just the same, I don�t think we want to try to go back to the Yeerk pool. Besides � the door is gone.�

We all stopped and stared at him.

He shrugged. �Look, I just wanted to see if the door still worked, okay? Just in case. But it�s not there anymore.�

The door leading down to the Yeerk pool had been hidden in the janitor�s closet of our school. There were dozens of doors to the underground Yeerk pool, spread all over the city, but this was the only one we knew about.

�So we find another way to get at them,� I said. �We can follow Tom again, when it�s time for his Yeerk to return to the Yeerk pool.� Yeerks have to go to the pool every three days. They drain out of their hosts� heads and soak up Kandrona rays.

�No. We leave Tom out of it,� Jake said firmly. �If we call attention to him in any way, the Yeerks may decide he�s trouble for them. They may decide to kill him.�

Marco gave me a sour look. �This is what you want to keep doing? Risking our lives and the lives of everyone we know? For what?�

�For freedom,� Cassie said simply.

Marco didn�t have a smart answer to that.

Marco's kind of right here in that this whole thing is a longshot, and that they're probably doomed, but like Cassie pointed out, they don't really have a choice. It's between freedom and slavery.

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�There�s still Chapman,� Jake said.

Chapman is our assistant principal. He�s also one of the most important human-Controllers. He runs The Sharing, the club that helps recruit unsuspecting kids into being hosts for the Yeerks.

�If there were some way for us to get close to Chapman � � Jake let the words hang in the air. He carefully didn�t look at me. But I knew what he meant. He�d obviously been thinking about this for a while.

�Melissa?� I asked.

He nodded. �It�s a possibility.�

See, Melissa Chapman, Assistant Principal Chapman�s daughter, is one of my closest friends. Or at least she used to be. The last few months, she�d been acting very strange toward me. Like she didn�t care anymore. We take gymnastics together. Actually, we got into it at the same time. You know - something to do together.

�I don�t like using a friend that way,� I said.

�Oh, suddenly the mighty Rachel is weaseling,� Marco crowed. �You don�t like using your friends? You�re pretty willing to risk my life.�

�Sure, Marco, but who said you were my friend?�

�Very funny,� Marco said. But at the same time he looked a little hurt.

�Kidding, Marco,� I said. �Just kidding. Of course you�re my friend. But you�re an Animorph. Melissa is just an innocent bystander.�

�I wish I had never come up with that word,� Marco said. �Animorph. Gimme a break.�

�Rachel, Melissa�s father is one of the main Controllers,� Jake said gently, ignoring Marco. �She�s in this whether she likes it or not.�

I felt a bitter taste in my mouth. Jake was right, of course. Chapman was the logical lead to follow. And Melissa was our way to get close. It made sense. It made sense for me to betray an old friend.

It also made me feel like dirt.

The way I see it, the last book was largely unambiguous. You had the Yeerks who were bad, and Prince Elfangor and the Animorphs who were good. Jake faced some difficult choices in the last book....he wanted to save Tom, but if the only way to stop the Yeerks was to kill them, what's that mean for the hosts, but it wasn't so much a moral choice It was pretty obvious from the last book that living with a controller was agony, and death was preferable.

In this case, though, Rachel's faced with a moral choice, and it isn't necessarily one with a black and white answer. Getting more information on Chapman and what the Yeerks are doing means manipulating her good friend.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 23:40

Gnoman: Feb 12, 2014; Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme

Any other series, I'd expect this Melissa person to be Taken, or else quickly switch to the Good side and remove the moral ambiguity.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 00:51

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

It�s funny how Cassie and Rachel tease Marco considering that after the war he becomes a big Hollywood star and the public face of the Animorphs.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 01:04

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Gnoman posted:

Any other series, I'd expect this Melissa person to be Taken, or else quickly switch to the Good side and remove the moral ambiguity.

So what's your prediction for what will happen here?

# ? Apr 16, 2020 01:09

Gnoman: Feb 12, 2014; Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme

Epicurius posted:

So what's your prediction for what will happen here?

Going by what we've seen before, Melissa's going to get ground to paste between the two sides, and Rachel will be extremely guilty about it for the remainder of the book.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 01:37

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# ? May 23, 2024 03:33

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Gnoman posted:

Going by what we've seen before, Melissa's going to get ground to paste between the two sides, and Rachel will be extremely guilty about it for the remainder of the book.

You've been beaten down after just one book, huh?

Stay tuned to find out.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 02:18

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