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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


0 rows returned posted:

the dnc is actually a long running performance art piece

method actors are the worst

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Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

The Biden shitlibs are invading auspol of all places, so I, as an Australian who can't even vote in America do solemnly declare

gently caress JOE BIDEN

Aesculus has issued a correction as of 13:18 on Apr 12, 2020

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


So I don't remember the joke exactly but it's really long and gross. Just real long sentences of the most descriptive ratfucking you've ever heard.

At the end, the guy asks "What's the name of your political organization?"

"The DNC!"

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

:eyepop:

Levin
Jun 28, 2005


Cerebral Bore posted:

send energy to your nojoe comrades by talking mad poo poo about noted unelectable rapist piece of poo poo joe biden

I mean, obviously, but does that net me a gang tag?

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


The gangtag is already inside all of us.

If you are posting here in the hopes of receiving a physical manifestation thereof, then that says more about you then ti does about Joe.

Enemabag Jones
Mar 24, 2015

Just lol how in one month libs went from "HELL YEAH JAIL WEINSTEIN" to "who among us hasn't engaged in a rowdy bit of unwanted sexual contact"

gently caress this guy. Four years is less than eight, and so far no one's given me a single reason to think anything would be any different.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

without corona, i would love to see the riots at the convention.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Post Ironic Cereal posted:

Just lol how in one month libs went from "HELL YEAH JAIL WEINSTEIN" to "who among us hasn't engaged in a rowdy bit of unwanted sexual contact"

gently caress this guy. Four years is less than eight, and so far no one's given me a single reason to think anything would be any different.

#Metoo with dem party apparatchik characteristics.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1249351571831435269

This tweet is good news in and of itself but check out the replies for the fine salt we've all been looking for

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
They're SO convinced they can browbeat us into voting Joe by saying we're actually voting for Trump

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Jewel Repetition posted:

https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1249351571831435269

This tweet is good news in and of itself but check out the replies for the fine salt we've all been looking for

Didn't realize so many centrists followed them

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Didn't realize so many centrists followed them

They don't. It got linked and retweeted by a few epic Biden checkmarks

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Aesculus posted:

The Biden shitlibs are invading auspol of all places, so I, as an Australian who can't even vote in America do solemnly declare

gently caress JOE BIDEN
No Joe is the beat heard 'round the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Jewel Repetition posted:

https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1249351571831435269

This tweet is good news in and of itself but check out the replies for the fine salt we've all been looking for

"If us sensible, definitely liberal Democrats don't court centrists they won't vote for us, we have to court them."

*flips the left both birds*

"Haha, you loony lefties lost nobody wants anything you do, centrism is the party, bitches. Voting for someone we didn't like because we hate you more is a compromise we can all agree on, and we're gonna get us another president."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR US?! HOW DARE YOU NOT VOTE FOR US?! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND COMPROMISE YOU TRAITOROUS TRAITORS, YOU AREN'T AN INTEREST GROUP YOU'RE FREE VOTES FOR US! NO ONE WANTS YOU ANYWAY, YOU'RE STUPID AND IRRELEVANT AND ONLY VOTE IN PLACES AND IN NUMBERS THAT DON'T MATTER!"

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

misadventurous posted:

I will not vote for the dead rapist Joe Biden

i will go my whole life without voting for 4-time failed presidential candidate joe biden.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Jewel Repetition posted:

https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1249351571831435269

This tweet is good news in and of itself but check out the replies for the fine salt we've all been looking for

https://twitter.com/RoyAndrew20/status/1249381900713680896

Lol liberals have perfectly smooth frictionless brains

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Gobblecoque posted:

https://twitter.com/RoyAndrew20/status/1249381900713680896

Lol liberals have perfectly smooth frictionless brains

*me watching liberals walk into a buzz saw*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVznerpOkTI

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I will not vote for Joe Biden today.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1249099143638736896

Lmao

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Corte posted:

I mean, obviously, but does that net me a gang tag?

Yes. Everyone who makes a single post in this thread will eventually get a gang tag

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Post Ironic Cereal posted:

Just lol how in one month libs went from "HELL YEAH JAIL WEINSTEIN" to "who among us hasn't engaged in a rowdy bit of unwanted sexual contact"

gently caress this guy. Four years is less than eight, and so far no one's given me a single reason to think anything would be any different.

even Alyssa Milano bent the knee to biden, lmfao

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Watching the liberals squeal as we stonewall them is going to sustain me these next seven months.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




oh my god pick her, yeeeees pick her

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Klobuchar has literally no advantage, she's the most conservative of them, offers no state benefits and no boost to demographics and shes a cop.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





holy lmao

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cao Ni Ma posted:

oh my god pick her, yeeeees pick her

Khive rides again???

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1169777484113444864?s=20


everyone watch this

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
So for whatever reason this just occurred to me but I was just furloughed for my job and i'm going to spend some hours every day making calls for down ballot progressives to take out these other dipshits in congress.

I'm volunteering with the Jess Scarane campaign today because Biden is from Delaware and Delaware also has 2 more complete loving dipshits in senate that need to GOOOOOO.

In Summary - NO JOE - gently caress EM ALL - WORLD IS A gently caress.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

silicone thrills posted:

So for whatever reason this just occurred to me but I was just furloughed for my job and i'm going to spend some hours every day making calls for down ballot progressives to take out these other dipshits in congress.

I'm volunteering with the Jess Scarane campaign today because Biden is from Delaware and Delaware also has 2 more complete loving dipshits in senate that need to GOOOOOO.

In Summary - NO JOE - gently caress EM ALL.

Friendship ended with Bernie, Now Jess is CSPAM's friend!

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Every time I think about how good it's going to feel watching these morons get pancaked by Trump's lardy rear end in November the anticipation of watching them lose is immediately deflated by the understanding that they'll just do their performative brunch bullshit again to cope while people like us continue to suffer

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Cao Ni Ma posted:

she's the most conservative of them

there’s your answer

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jewel Repetition posted:

They're SO convinced they can browbeat us into voting Joe by saying we're actually voting for Trump

they have chosen


poorly

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

silicone thrills posted:

So for whatever reason this just occurred to me but I was just furloughed for my job and i'm going to spend some hours every day making calls for down ballot progressives to take out these other dipshits in congress.

I'm volunteering with the Jess Scarane campaign today because Biden is from Delaware and Delaware also has 2 more complete loving dipshits in senate that need to GOOOOOO.

In Summary - NO JOE - gently caress EM ALL - WORLD IS A gently caress.

Nice! Bookmark the downballot thread, let's take over Joe's old seat and also all the other seats

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I will vote for Joe before I watch this video.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

I can feel the Klobmentum.

Wait. No. That's indigestion.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Klobuchar has literally no advantage, she's the most conservative of them, offers no state benefits and no boost to demographics and shes a cop.

agreed, she's a lock for VP

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Tetracube posted:

agreed, she's a lock for VP

Plus it opens up a senate seat in a swing state.

Hypothetically, I mean, because Joe can't beat trump.

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Gretchen Whitmer wil never support Medicare for all since she's forever tied to the health insurance industry through family. A perfect VP for Biden

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