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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
thanks I hate it

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

cool dance moves posted:

Those who fail the toxx get a special little avatar and custom title proclaiming their fealty to Joe. The same Joe who sucks and is bad and will not be getting my vote, because he sucks and is bad

the coward spider hyphen man immediately replaced his which is why I advocate for a wall of shame

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Oh god. Oh god. No

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





okay now I'm really hoping she's the vp pick

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

god I remember all the libs talking about what a great pick Tim Kaine was and I can't wait to hear the same about Klob

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm the voice at 1:23 saying "s... senator...."

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fellatio del Toro posted:

god I remember all the libs talking about what a great pick Tim Kaine was and I can't wait to hear the same about Klob

what's the most white bread option we can pick that will add nothing to the Sleepy Joe ticket?

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


I can't stop loving how they could actually choose a candidate to show that they are willing to commit to mending the divide in the party, but because Joe's a senile old rapist whose on the verge of death both mind and body they can't, even if they were ever willing to(they aren't)

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

TeenageArchipelago posted:

I can't stop loving how they could actually choose a candidate to show that they are willing to commit to mending the divide in the party, but because Joe's a senile old rapist whose on the verge of death both mind and body they can't, even if they were ever willing to(they aren't)

No, no, you see the real party was split between Biden and Harris and Klobucher and the other moderate electables. They came together and compromised and put forth Biden thus now everybody needs to vote for their compromise; blue no matter who. The fringe irrelevants don't count and are expected to fall in line, and if they don't they're false traitorous pseudorepublicans who might as well be campaigning for Trump trying to split the True Democrats from the Moderate Electable Compromise.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


etalian posted:

what's the most white bread option we can pick that will add nothing to the Sleepy Joe ticket?

Probably Klobb imo. Or Whitmer since I hadn't really heard of her before that article. Harris is too interesting a person (read: her names been dragged through the mud and back) and Warren is too """left"""

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

tbh being Biden's running mate *shudder* has to be real unappealing to most women

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I imagine Klobb thinks she can dominate him entirely like she probably does to her husband or boyfriend every night with a stapler

to most others it's basically just volunteering to get your hair sniffed

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

It’s going to be the KKKlob or Copmala lmfao

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


oh god, Duckworth as VP would be highly loving cursed

want even worse liberal guilt trips? wait until the warmongering paraplegic enters the national scene

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
to this day there are PoC in the middle east suffering from not enough freedom

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

yep still not thinkin' about voting for Joe at all

gently caress Joe

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Jewel Repetition posted:



Starting to think Vote Blues might not be very smart

I'd vote for a potato. I won't vote for Joe Biden. He is unambiguously worse than a potato.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

A potato would have the best foreign policy of the postwar era.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

etalian posted:

what's the most white bread option we can pick that will add nothing to the Sleepy Joe ticket?

The Klobgoblin would take #1 on that list, but because we are in hellworld, I propose Vice President Hillary Clinton or a heartfelt bipartisan gesture of Carly Fiorina.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

etalian posted:

what's the most white bread option we can pick that will add nothing to the Sleepy Joe ticket?

Joe Kennedy

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I heard they're dead set on choosing a woman, and since Biden probably won't make it through a term they're not even going to pick a progressive one to "balance" the ticket

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Tetracube posted:

I imagine Klobb thinks she can dominate him entirely like she probably does to her husband or boyfriend every night with a stapler

to most others it's basically just volunteering to get your hair sniffed


https://twitter.com/Riptide360/status/1216239212774584327?s=20

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cup Runneth Over posted:

I'd vote for a potato. I won't vote for Joe Biden. He is unambiguously worse than a potato.

I would eat a potato. I cannot say the same for Joe Biden.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Quiet Feet posted:

I would eat a potato. I cannot say the same for Joe Biden.

This is exactly the sort of divisive rhetoric that will give us another 4 years of Trump. You must be a racist rapist yourself, and possibly even a bad person.

Open wide for Grandpa Joe. It's the only way to a better yesterday, tomorrow.

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

joe called, he wants to meat in the middle

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Cao Ni Ma posted:

Klobuchar has literally no advantage, she's the most conservative of them, offers no state benefits and no boost to demographics and shes a cop.



You have to look at things through the eyes of a Biden staffer:

"Joe has *MINORITY VOTE* locked up because he's obama buddy, so we don't need to have a black. California will always go blue so we don't need kamalla. Warren did her job, we don't need her around anymore. Klob is LADY, and from MIDWEST so minnesota will stay a lock, and because it is geographically nearby, that means she will turn wisconsin back to blue, and those other places in flyover land. Also democrat governor in her state so the dems won't lose a senate seat. Klob it is. We are Very Smart."

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The science is on my side

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Say it ain't so, I will not Joe
Piss the libs off, withhold your vote

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jewel Repetition posted:

https://twitter.com/DemSocialists/status/1249351571831435269

This tweet is good news in and of itself but check out the replies for the fine salt we've all been looking for

and like a fool i've got myself suspended for a week for encouraging biden boomers to let millenials cough into their open mouths.

apparently that constitutes a threat.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
btw, all this talk of biden's vp pick is purely academic because biden will not win because biden is a piece of poo poo rapist and anyone who supports him should be publicly humiliated with that fact.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

btw, all this talk of biden's vp pick is purely academic because biden will not win because biden is a piece of poo poo rapist and anyone who supports him should be publicly humiliated with that fact.

Well, yeah but you do still get to pick a VP even if you lose, and they can still be significant. Palin's a good example

i got owned
Apr 10, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

and like a fool i've got myself suspended for a week for encouraging biden boomers to let millenials cough into their open mouths.

apparently that constitutes a threat.

I've been suspended for laughing at someone ELSE telling someone to go jump in a volcano

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jewel Repetition posted:

Well, yeah but you do still get to pick a VP even if you lose, and they can still be significant. Palin's a good example

oh yeah, he can pick a sock puppet he literally pulled out of his rear end in a top hat for all the good it will do him for the general.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

Jewel Repetition posted:

Well, yeah but you do still get to pick a VP even if you lose, and they can still be significant. Palin's a good example

Please pick Palin

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Following up my Bernie :toxx: with a no Joe :toxx:. gently caress you existence don't make me pay another ten bux

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
pretty easy to not break this toxx, all you have to do is not press one specific button 7 months from now

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