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Rah! posted:dying from the mulan flu 2 own the libs thanks bill gates how you feeling rah
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Schnorkles posted:so lets say trumpbux becomes a thing for the next few months in some sort of bizarre republican guilt-fueled UBI it's basically a bail-out for the landlords lmao it owns
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quoting this again bc lmao he’s a former chiropractor that now is corporate something or other for MLM scheme Amway, notably founded by richard devos
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snoo posted:it's basically a bail-out for the landlords lmao it owns tbf the basic idea of "welp we're completely hosed just give everyone enough money to pay rent, get food, and other necessities while we figure out how to get everything back online again" is not actually a terrible idea.
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Schnorkles posted:tbf the basic idea of "welp we're completely hosed just give everyone enough money to pay rent, get food, and other necessities while we figure out how to get everything back online again" is not actually a terrible idea. of course, but also gently caress landlords
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:
i tried looking for two minutes then said “ah gently caress this poo poo”
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Schnorkles posted:but even in the case where demand wanders back up over the next few months of constant pandemic peaks, it's going to involve a total re-ordering of how we spend our money and on what since the millionaire class got a huge cash infusion with the CARES act i'm guessing they'll be hiring a lot more yacht polishers, human hunting targets, etc. that'll be the only growth sector besides groceries and essentials, everything that evolved to serve the bread and circuses of the middle class (cheesecake factories and SUVs) will shrink or disappar my hot take is that the upper-middle class will also get hit hard, just delayed. advertising, media, medical, etc. are all getting crushed right now. bye bye to fancy $15 salad lunch places and $100 boardgames
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I read this article - this one factory is responsible for 5% of the pork consumed in the US. A. 5% is not that much, that still leaves 95% of pork (itself only one of several possible meat choices) available B. There have been articles written about how, even though many other meats are getting cleaned out of stores, there is usually ample bacon remaining. Maybe they are trying to spark a little pork panic buying. C. Likely they are fishing for some sort of additional government relief money - if only we had a clever name for such a government handout, perhaps something relating to pig parts in a container... D. Maybe I'm wrong about all of these and this is the End of Meat. Ok, eat some more beans and lentils then. Contrary to internet wisdom, bacon deficiency is rarely a fatal condition.
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Gio posted:whoever said “the US has never shut down” a few pages back is entirely correct. so not only will the US never fully implement a type of lockdown necessary for bringing the number of cases to a more manageable level, which even if we did we’d gently caress up limiting the spread, but we will probably “go back to work” at a peak. bro what do you mean we're peaking rn actually we're over the peak, as you can see daily deaths fell today(on easter, which means god has BLESSED THE USA) ! it's time to get back to work NOW baby the worst is over hell yea
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Its pronounced MichiGAINders? What the gently caress?
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CleverHans posted:I read this article - this one factory is responsible for 5% of the pork consumed in the US. a ton of meat made in the US goes to China. None of that meat is currently going to China and the warehouses where it is stored frozen are currently bursting at the seams. it would (and probably will) involve repurposing the supply chain, but fear not your grilled pork bits with extra gristle will keep arriving.
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Utz posted:back to the vagina from once i came Who was the chud who made the tweet about wanting to stick his dick back in the hole he came out of? I just remembered that and lolled.
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twoday posted:hey yeah whatever happened to that postal service couldn't deliver the check due to failure lomoa
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Its pronounced MichiGAINders? What the gently caress? its not.
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Schnorkles posted:a ton of meat made in the US goes to China. None of that meat is currently going to China and the warehouses where it is stored frozen are currently bursting at the seams. schnorkles if the warehouses burst then they can't store the icy pig treats there anymore.
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Solarin posted:why can't this piece of poo poo virus kill some monstrous fuckers instead of ordinary people Reptilian DNA kills the roni.
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i want my TURMBPBUCKS and my GOVERNMENT CHEESE and my REGULATION-FREE PORK
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friendly 2 da void posted:since the millionaire class got a huge cash infusion with the CARES act i'm guessing they'll be hiring a lot more yacht polishers, human hunting targets, etc. Don’t forget companies that sell trash covid tests, they’re doing great. So Mon-Thurs I had the old tests and had a 35% positive rate. I then administered about 120 of the new tests over Friday through Sunday. I had one positive test. One. Uno. Singular. Either I fixed all the covid or something is really wrong here.
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Schnorkles posted:tbf the basic idea of "welp we're completely hosed just give everyone enough money to pay rent, get food, and other necessities while we figure out how to get everything back online again" is not actually a terrible idea. it's the only strategy that avoids economic pain so long as a solid quarantine lift plan is put into place (lol)
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Admiral Ray posted:schnorkles if the warehouses burst then they can't store the icy pig treats there anymore. listen bub i've been a vegetarian for like 10 years i don't know nor do i fuckin care about your goddamn pig bits
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Admiral Ray posted:it's the only strategy that avoids economic pain so long as a solid quarantine lift plan is put into place (lol) lol there will be no plan whatsoever at all we’re hosed
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Gio posted:lol there will be no plan whatsoever at all
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Gio posted:lol there will be no plan whatsoever at all
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NGL, I do have that thought of how awesome it will be to go out to a club or concert on the first day those things are allowed again and then I remember that whenever that happens will be way too soon and that a lot of dumbasses are going to get sick because they'll act on that same urge.
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snoo posted:i want my TURMBPBUCKS and my GOVERNMENT CHEESE and my REGULATION-FREE PORK many people are saying this
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America is like a 6 out of 10 lockdown. Traffic is down like 40-60% but way too many people are still just hanging out, working when they aren't really essential
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KaptainKrunk posted:America is like a 6 out of 10 lockdown. Traffic is down like 40-60% but way too many people are still just hanging out, working when they aren't really essential honestly is seems as though everybody is being deemed “essential”. as long as your business sells a candy bar, youre essential! i see very little difference in traffic the few times ive had to go out, and no way theyre all grocery getters.
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euphronius posted:gently caress I wanted to see Phish in August please, even if things seem grim right now, don't self harm. things will get better
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SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:So is this still spreading faster in the US? Because some states are starting to think about getting people back to work not only is it flourishing across the country, we're also massively underreporting cases because this country is only testing people who go to the emergency room
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snoo posted:so many people i know are like 'drat i can't wait to go out and eat again!!! go to bars!!! places!!!' but they're either semi-well off, or just not quite broke yet yeah media isn't really drilling home that 2020 is gonna be a year of off and on rolling lockdowns throughout the country as the economy crashes and burns so hard that we will be lucky if there's no food shortages
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Nodelphi posted:Don’t forget companies that sell trash covid tests, they’re doing great. So Mon-Thurs I had the old tests and had a 35% positive rate. I then administered about 120 of the new tests over Friday through Sunday. I had one positive test. One. Uno. Singular. Can you please tell this to a journalist because that seems like a really big and important deal for public health
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Like it might save lives
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SKULL.GIF posted:not only is it flourishing across the country, we're also massively underreporting cases because this country is only testing people who go to the emergency room if our leaders were competent I'd say this was done on purpose to secretly build herd immunity
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pork is a trash tier meat, stop eating pigs
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lol https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1249557944640954369
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Schnorkles posted:tbf the basic idea of "welp we're completely hosed just give everyone enough money to pay rent, get food, and other necessities while we figure out how to get everything back online again" is not actually a terrible idea. they could just simply freeze rent and debt (ideally abolish rent and jubliee debt but whatever)
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Nodelphi posted:Don’t forget companies that sell trash covid tests, they’re doing great. So Mon-Thurs I had the old tests and had a 35% positive rate. I then administered about 120 of the new tests over Friday through Sunday. I had one positive test. One. Uno. Singular. 0.8% false positive rate? Nice test!
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Gio posted:i tried looking for two minutes then said “ah gently caress this poo poo” That’s the spirit! quote:Goodwill to reopen 21 stores in Phoenix area starting Monday Back To (Volunteer) Work!!!!!!
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Solarin posted:why can't this piece of poo poo virus kill some monstrous fuckers instead of ordinary people that interleukin poo poo is deffo getting administered to all the famous well connected ppl that catch it but the drug itself cost 15k plus so it's prob now selling for shitloads of cash
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