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BigglesSWE posted:I wonder if these hicks might be tricked into abandoning the church if one points out that Jesus was from the Middle East. It’s not about Christ. That’s just a word. It’s something else now.
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There is NOTHING more exciting to these people than getting to play the perceived martyr. American Evangelicals have the biggest persecution complex in the entire known universe. I have no doubt they would drat the entire country to the 'roni for the chance of getting to lord the story of the Great Christian Quarantine of 2020 over others.
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Nenonen posted:This desperately needs labels to be reversed and Trump's face and orange hands edited in 
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Bellmaker posted:Not one of you mentioned The Rock, I'm mad at y'all now Lots of people mentioned The Rock Now, why nobody has mentioned Peggy Sue Got Married where he does it all in falsetto, now that's the mystery
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Noise Complaint posted:There is NOTHING more exciting to these people than getting to play the perceived martyr. Oh absolutely. And I know 95% of them won't face repercussions beyond the gentlest slap on the wrist but it's still fun/satisfying to watch them squeal. Because this is step one to them sometimes actually facing real repercussions sometimes. It's all about seeing how far some/any of them push the stupidity.
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Also all these evangelicals would gladly sacrifice their fellow parishioners as well don’t forget that.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:why this week? NYC curve looks like it's starting to flatten and it's the week after Easter. Plus, if you watched Trump's press briefings the last few days he very obviously wants this poo poo to be over. He wants to declare victory, have everyone fawn over how great a job he did, then go back to playing golf and holding rallies. He wants a pat on the head and then he's going to go back to playing with his toys. He's not going to fire Fauci, I think he'll "reassign" him to some less public role and mostly stop doing press conferences. Bing bong crisis solved, time to go back to business as usual, don't need Fauci anymore.
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JT Jag posted:looking forward to Fauci getting fired and the media being outraged for it for all of a day and a half until Trump does something else stupid and it's forgotten about forever I'm looking forward to the #resistance types on Twitter who are crushing on Fauci hyping up how he can now tell all and not be held back only for him to give an interview on CNN where he says some relatively boring epidemiology stuff we all know while dodging any attempts to say Trump hosed up. Like seriously some people are being really loving weird about Fauci and I would appreciate if it stopped.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Ils ne savent pas ce qu’ils perdent, You really need to listen to this, when Brassens makes the "mother of (God)" part sound like "merde" (poo poo). Also, I watched the Easter Vigil stream from the Vatican, that had a lot of Latin still.
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Noise Complaint posted:There is NOTHING more exciting to these people than getting to play the perceived martyr. I know that this is impossible for various reasons, but it would be a whole lot better if we could identify the people who willingly went to that mass and place them dead last on a priority list for ventilators. They get them if there’s no one else who needs them, but the moment someone that wasn’t at the mass comes into the hospital, grandpa who was there is yanked off the sucker and told “good luck”.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Also all these evangelicals would gladly sacrifice their fellow parishioners as well don’t forget that. And shrug and say "well, I guess it's God's will" if they die.
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I honestly don't know what's worse, the death toll from Covid continuing to go up, or the pandemic passing and America not learning a single thing from it.
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HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:I know that this is impossible for various reasons, but it would be a whole lot better if we could identify the people who willingly went to that mass and place them dead last on a priority list for ventilators. They get them if there’s no one else who needs them, but the moment someone that wasn’t at the mass comes into the hospital, grandpa who was there is yanked off the sucker and told “good luck”. Isn’t the recovery rate once you go on a ventilator a coin flip, or something equally horrific?
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Data Graham posted:I honestly don't know what's worse, the death toll from Covid continuing to go up, or the pandemic passing and America not learning a single thing from it. A Quiet Place II is bullshit if Emily Blunt isn't creeping through the remains of a destroyed city only to be interrupted by a bunch of packed up bikers hollering "On your right!" or delivery men still working in the background.
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Data Graham posted:I honestly don't know what's worse, the death toll from Covid continuing to go up, or the pandemic passing and America not learning a single thing from it. Not learning anything from crises (especially those caused in part by their own actions) is what Americans do best.
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Munkeymon posted:https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/109/hr6407 Ok and? Why do you think that is relevant to what I said
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Fritz the Horse posted:NYC curve looks like it's starting to flatten and it's the week after Easter. Plus, if you watched Trump's press briefings the last few days he very obviously wants this poo poo to be over. He can't open anything He can kick and scream and cry all he wants Governors hold that authority
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https://twitter.com/marianne_levine/status/1249672518832730117 A silver lining, though hope remains a lie. Still, it'll make it harder for Mitch to shut things down entirely to avoid pressure on passing House coronavirus bills.
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TulliusCicero posted:He can't open anything A bunch of GOP governors will follow him.
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Don't post loving hoarse wisperer here. If you're not blocked by hoarse wisperer you are doing something wrong John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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Data Graham posted:Lots of people mentioned The Rock But how has no one mentioned Moonstruck. A combo best Nick Cage and best Cher.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Recap of Sunday Yeah this is going directly to the Supreme Court, and Beshear is going to lose big time over this. He just lost re-election.
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Isn’t the recovery rate once you go on a ventilator a coin flip, or something equally horrific?
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HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:I know that this is impossible for various reasons, but it would be a whole lot better if we could identify the people who willingly went to that mass and place them dead last on a priority list for ventilators. They get them if there’s no one else who needs them, but the moment someone that wasn’t at the mass comes into the hospital, grandpa who was there is yanked off the sucker and told “good luck”.
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He can't think of any ways to respond to a pandemic besides the border and his approval rating  
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HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:I know that this is impossible for various reasons, but it would be a whole lot better if we could identify the people who willingly went to that mass and place them dead last on a priority list for ventilators. They get them if there’s no one else who needs them, but the moment someone that wasn’t at the mass comes into the hospital, grandpa who was there is yanked off the sucker and told “good luck”. Tax audits all round. These people seem like the type to give less than their fair due unto Caesar.
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Good news everyone! https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1249676952295944193
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Dick Trauma posted:Good news everyone! To state the obvious: the yearly flu is a pandemic.
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Why is it a good thing that the oil cartel is cutting production?
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Jesus Christ, thanking Russia and Saudi Arabia for raising gas prices as we sprint towards mass unemployment and a new depression, and explicitly stating that is to help "very big business".
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Zopotantor posted:You really need to listen to this, when Brassens makes the "mother of (God)" part sound like "merde" (poo poo). He’s the best. So funny.
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Catalyst-proof posted:Why is it a good thing that the oil cartel is cutting production? Gas prices go up, which mean oil company stocks go up. Also US gas producers can't compete if the price is pennies on the barrel, so it props up our domestic industry for a little bit longer.
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Catalyst-proof posted:Why is it a good thing that the oil cartel is cutting production? Fracking is only profitable when oil is at or above X price. Low oil prices means the US fracking industry becomes nonviable and a poo poo ton of investment gets wiped out. The goal is to have US gas producers making money while OPEC does the same.
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Shifty Pony posted:Like seriously some people are being really loving weird about Fauci and I would appreciate if it stopped. eh, he's the one adult in the room and it's comforting to know that at least one person making decisions isn't a spoiled toddler willing to sacrifice hundreds of thousands dead in order for Number to go Up e: come to think of it that explains cuomo's popularity too Craig K fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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Catalyst-proof posted:Why is it a good thing that the oil cartel is cutting production? Anything that keeps oil in the ground is good news. If we ground up nuclear waste and injected it into virgin oil reserves that would be a good thing. If we bombed oil pumps both foreign and domestic that would also be a good thing.
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But what if we pump out all the oil as fast as possible then there's no oil left and we will have to do something else!
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Arglebargle III posted:Anything that keeps oil in the ground is good news. If we ground up nuclear waste and injected it into virgin oil reserves that would be a good thing. We'd probably still use it so maybe that's a bad plan.
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