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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Oh yeah? Well Scooby Doo can doo doo!

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
All I see is a scallop guilting me to get back to work.

:backtowork:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

bike tory posted:

THE gently caress U LOOKIN AT

KEEP SCROLLIN

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Weeks posted:

The only reason I remember there was a movie called Meet Joe Black is because of that scene

i basically only know that scene from the clip, and the description from some movie site: "a rich man is about to die. however he tricks the grim reaper into taking his place" seriously what the gently caress does Death care about a rich guys money

also i hope the rear end in a top hat u kno gets sick again and dies, doubly.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1111258837472948225?s=20

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

It's definitely supposed to be a comedy.

I mean, he becomes an avatar of Death and ends up loving peanut butter so much that not even loving Claire Forlani rates higher than peanut butter.

Though TBF that sex scene was so hilariously awkward and painful looking (and not in the fun way) that it's no wonder he still preferred peanut butter.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
It's always amusing to me when an ad breaks down. It's real intense nobody makes a sound.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/HD5Qnug.mp4

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
cursed thread is thataway, bub

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
It's okay if you prefer dicks, but there's nothing cursed about boobs.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

PaulBearer posted:

It's okay if you prefer dicks, but there's nothing cursed about boobs.

Boobs aren't cursed, but that explosion sure looks like it might be

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Was expecting a totally different ending to this

https://i.imgur.com/NZPyDKU.mp4

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Was expecting a totally different ending to this

https://i.imgur.com/NZPyDKU.mp4

same. was expecting him to give the dog some food, which it was clearly very excited about.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
It looks like the dog just inhales the remote

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



















captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
that's an iconic album cover

thocan
Jan 18, 2014


Its the cover of a pretty solid album. I spent ten minutes looking for the goatse edited in, but it doesn't seem to be there.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Few things scream "bored bachelor" more than this

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWss8qLHb0

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019






This one might be in bad taste? Im on the fence tbh


Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

:hmmyes:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Crazzyintheusa/status/1249687448399024129

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


This is how I ended up with ~$150 of comic books about centaurs, a 15th century manual for witchhunters, a copy of The Rise and Fall off the Third Reich, and socks with pictures of opossums. Drunk shopping is great.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is how I ended up with ~$150 of comic books about centaurs, a 15th century manual for witchhunters, a copy of The Rise and Fall off the Third Reich, and socks with pictures of opossums. Drunk shopping is great.

Open up, FBI

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Years ago I received a package shipped to me from the UK - salt and pepper shakers. One white, one black, both in the shape of a grenade. I do not remember ordering it at all.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is how I ended up with ~$150 of comic books about centaurs

If that's Stinz by Donna Barr I'll give you a pass

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Blue Footed Booby posted:

a 15th century manual for witchhunters,

Tell me more.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Malleus Maleficarum, I assume. You can find modern reprints all over the place.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Malleus Maleficarum: Witches Get Stitches.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Malleus Maleficarum: Witches Just Want The D

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

:golfclap:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
rear end in a top hat stole that scroll from Skeletor.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
ahem

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Ok, ok. I'm dumb and I don't get it. Is there a type of hammer called a D hammer or something?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

TITANKISSER69 posted:

Years ago I received a package shipped to me from the UK - salt and pepper shakers. One white, one black, both in the shape of a grenade. I do not remember ordering it at all.

Amazon sellers will send their products to random addresses so that their astroturfed 5 star reviews can get the “verified purchaser” tag and move them up in search rankings

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

mind the walrus posted:

Few things scream "bored bachelor" more than this

Supermarket sushi on a styrofoam plate says a lot too

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