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facetoucher cat posted:How do humans not eat their children like hamsters do because the kid upstairs has been running around screaming for 45 minutes solid while his mother and grandmother screams at him but it just seems to make him throw poo poo around There is a wonder drug called oxytocin, which gets you reeeeal high at the low low cost of annoying the piss out of everyone around you. Fortunately you're too high to care.
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Agrajag posted:i dont know if theyre steroid inhalers but one is bricanyl and the other is pulmicort google says pulmicort is a steroid but not the other one thanks for the advice, ill ask my doctor about it if this poo poo stops being manageable with weed. I'm paranoid about inhalers ever since i tried albuterol and it made my breathing worse, but i doubt i'd have adverse reactions to all kinds of them lol
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blatman posted:I thought you were supposed to give unruly kids a swig of whiskey to knock them out and curb the development of critical thinking later in life whiskey doesn't do that, but inhaled/ingested lead sure does. guess which generation inhaled lead
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Admiral Ray posted:humans evolved to think children and babies are super cute so parents don't murder their children I must have been born without such
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blatman posted:I thought you were supposed to give unruly kids a swig of whiskey to knock them out and curb the development of critical thinking later in life I think in this case the whiskey was taken during the wrong time in pregnancy
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https://twitter.com/aaron_leib/status/1249804088633700358 When as a society do we hang these loving people up on street lamps?
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brugroffil posted:He'll cut federal funding to those states to $0 overnight and the court will shrug Sounds like a really good way to begin regional secession 
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Eyeing the big steam boat lever that says 'ECONOMY', putting together a task force to crank it to max
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/aaron_leib/status/1249804088633700358 I quoted you, that's my revolutionary activism for today. Solidarity!
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Winkie01 posted:When as a society do we hang these loving people up on street lamps? street lamps have been removed as cities cannot afford the electrical bill.
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facetoucher cat posted:How do humans not eat their children like hamsters do because the kid upstairs has been running around screaming for 45 minutes solid while his mother and grandmother screams at him but it just seems to make him throw poo poo around Screaming at screaming kids just makes everything more chaotic you say? How weird.
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/aaron_leib/status/1249804088633700358 time to get the longboats
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facetoucher cat posted:I must have been born without such Well yeah, other people's children are horrific monsters. But not my little Jimmy
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Admiral Ray posted:humans evolved to think children and babies are super cute so parents don't murder their children hm maybe this is why I don't want kids
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FAUXTON posted:I quoted you, that's my revolutionary activism for today. Solidarity!
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/aaron_leib/status/1249804088633700358 buddy if you were their employee you'd have a test too! imo a smart person would be setting off to that island with a stack of resumes
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lol the comment saying that climate change is gonna sink the island. no it's not, there's not gonna be enough people left to power anthro climate change anymore after this poo poo.
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MadJackal posted:Just on vacation, not out of medicine. Keep in touch and take care of yourself dude, you're in my thoughts most days. 
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WarEternal posted:lol the comment saying that climate change is gonna sink the island. no it's not, there's not gonna be enough people left to power anthro climate change anymore after this poo poo. We did it guys, we solved climate change 
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FAUXTON posted:I quoted you, that's my revolutionary activism for today. Solidarity! uir a loving poser mate
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/aaron_leib/status/1249804088633700358 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBtePb-dGY
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brugroffil posted:https://twitter.com/zachdcarter/status/1249813377129611265 lol time to stop scrolling and do something else
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/aaron_leib/status/1249804088633700358 literally never lol americans are too beaten down to do anything like that even in the face of complete collapse
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It's insane, I could actually imagine a States Rights vs. Trump rift leading to Balkanization. It would require Trump trying to force everything back open plus deaths 3x - 5x as bad as the current situation. which is ummmm not that unlikely
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Xaris posted:i utilized my posting2praxis pipeline and have started the wiki for the revolution what's the patreon link tho
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Sharkie posted:doing a barrel roll in his honor R-R-R-R-R-R
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One advantage of working from home- I can fart anytime, all day. No restrictions on this hazardous gas
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Blockade posted:We did it guys, we solved climate change covid-19 was just the aliens way of helping a bunch of insane piss huffing cave apes to not destroy their world lmao u think theyre gonna trust us with fusion reactors and warp drives and poo poo lmao nah, they did what they could 
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Blockade posted:We did it guys, we solved climate change I would like to retract my previous statement, you do not have to hand it to the eco-fash.
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fauci cucked we are all gonna die lol
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kater posted:lol time to stop scrolling and do something else I told you to only watch that dog clip bro.
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