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Zulily Zoetrope posted:gently caress, I somehow managed to forget about FPTP, and how it was transparently used by the Lib Dems to sink Labour while the Farages and Tories yukked it up. Yeah, that'd do it. Actually it's the Lib Dem failure thats really screwing Labour - the New Labour landslides were won off the back of the Lib Dems winning a bunch of seats off the Tories in the South West mostly. Now that the Lib Dems have seemingly permanently poo poo the bed a lot of these places are now just safe Tory seats.
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The daily male is on the job.quote:Frontline NHS workers have been able to get tested since March 25 in Number 10's bid to reduce the numbers off work in self isolation. quote:Out of 16,888 tests carried out on key workers, 5,733 (33%) have been positive quote:It has emerged that the UK missed three chances to be part of an EU scheme to bulk buy PPE. 
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but Boris almost died so he must be doing a good job???
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XMNN posted:but Boris almost died so he must be doing a good job??? he did die tho. utterly dead. rip in parliament
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Boris died and was replaced by the third Big Trump clone.
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im about to smoke a joint in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic
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Nothing quite captures the blitz spirit like a ferry called Dame Vera Lynn doing donuts on the Thames imo
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That's not "doing donuts". That's "spinning".
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Those are not your common EU-regulation donuts, obviously. They're truly British.
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post-brexit donuts. just the hole
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for remeberance day this year I'm going to paint dame vera lynn on the side of my capri and head down asda parking lot instead of that poppy malarky
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government: "we have a boat doing donuts in support of medical workers" medical workers: "can we have adequate PPE?" government: "no"
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Spergin Morlock posted:government: "we have a boat doing donuts in support of medical workers" This is actually even more hilarious than them just missing the deadline three times. See the first time the Downing Street spokesman said: quote:No 10 initially said it did not take part because the UK was “no longer a member” and was “making our own efforts”. Then the second time they've just said they were not invited in time: quote:Behind the scenes British officials maintain the UK did not receive an invitation in time to join four EU procurement schemes - an argument made last week by Number 10. So the EU went out of their way to prolong the deadline and officially invite them this time. Only for the Brits to take a big fat poop all over that and miss the deadline again: quote:The veteran German MEP dismissed UK government claims they missed an email. “It was not that they were not aware, but it was a decision not to participate,” he said. “If you are interested you don’t wait for an email.”
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Private Speech posted:This is actually even more hilarious than them just missing the deadline three times. The UK has present delegates in multiple meetings where this was discussed, they specifically didn't want to be a part of it. But once again our media is either on secondment from CCHQ or literally mental toddlers who always obey what daddy says so there's been no narrative built except for BRAVE PEOPLE FIGHTING ON EVERYWHERE
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Great job guys, I mean totally stellar work. https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1251193050946297859?s=19
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Great job guys, I mean totally stellar work. You should have clapped.
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I least Boris will live to see the fruits of his....well I wouldn't call it labor, exactly...
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Shinjobi posted:I least Boris will live to see the fruits of his....well I wouldn't call it labor, exactly... loins??
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prefect posted:That's not "doing donuts". That's "spinning".
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Shinjobi posted:I least Boris will live to see the fruits of his....well I wouldn't call it labor, exactly... CON+20
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gonadic io posted:CON+20 It hurts coz it's true People just voted to get rid of any opposition too lol
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Squizzle posted:loins?? Oh, he'll never see those if he can help it.
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“try jeet kun do grappling for the worlds best value meal” —william hague
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https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-scientists-start-mass-producing-vaccines-while-trials-are-still-under-way-11974920 "Coronavirus: UK scientists start mass producing vaccines while trials are still under way" "Oxford University researchers say the world can't afford to wait for vaccines to go through trials before production starts." What's the worst that could happen... "The vaccine, called ChAdOx1 nCoV-19, is made from a harmless chimpanzee"
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This is the correct, if expensive approach. Bill Gates is doing the same thing (with I believe 8 different candidates). If trials fail you've thrown away a lot of money producing a useless production line. If they pass you've saved previous time. And the UK is basically all or nothing on a vaccine given our dismal testing failure. Hospitals are starting to run out of PPE now - I had a doctor friend complaining that they've given him nurse's scrubs.
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SelenicMartian posted:https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-scientists-start-mass-producing-vaccines-while-trials-are-still-under-way-11974920 so not the face ripper chimpanzee then?
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the first vaccine is definitely gonna be poison lol
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Communist Thoughts posted:the first vaccine is definitely gonna be rage virus lol
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sorry lads, we actually gave you a fully functional virus rather than a denatured one. our bad
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