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More like Farta McGurn
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Tbh more like Farthole McBurn
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Dec 23, 2019 11:26
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I have the flu and sharted this morning.
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Dec 23, 2019 14:43
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Bonzo posted:I have the flu and sharted this morning. Post/avatar combo 
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Dec 23, 2019 15:38
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I’m at work, and I had the safety trailer to myself, so I just ripped horrifying rear end openly. Like, you know those farts where you’re not sure it’s ever going to actually end? Anyway, I did that and only found out that my radio had been keyed up because someone got on and asked “... what the gently caress was that?” The handset was hanging off my desk around rear end height. 
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Jan 4, 2020 17:46
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Lol, on that note I thought I was alone in the office on Friday and decided to let one rip a when I hear a coworker way down the hall say “you alright in there?! Sounded like something fell”
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Jan 4, 2020 19:19
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m at work, and I had the safety trailer to myself, so I just ripped horrifying rear end openly. Like, you know those farts where you’re not sure it’s ever going to actually end? i usually do that at work , i'll take a piss and hold down the transmit button so everyone can hear it
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https://nypost.com/video/mystery-fart-hot-boxes-packed-train-open-the-doors/ That's some mighty fine fart work there, Lou...
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Jan 10, 2020 16:47
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I have currently been in India for 2 weeks and my farts have one hundo percento been extra spicy and my wife has commented regularly.
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Jan 10, 2020 17:09
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I experienced the joys of Wingstop for the first time last night, and I would now like to profoundly apologize to the entire Eastern Seaboard. I live in Seattle, but I assume that the jet stream is doing its thing.
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Jan 10, 2020 17:31
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PhotoKirk posted:https://nypost.com/video/mystery-fart-hot-boxes-packed-train-open-the-doors/ Jesus. Of all the smells you get in NYC that must have been an epic one
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Jan 10, 2020 17:40
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Chopsy posted:I have currently been in India for 2 weeks and my farts have one hundo percento been extra spicy and my wife has commented regularly. super bowl to u my musky bhabi
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Jan 10, 2020 18:26
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Bonzo posted:Jesus. Of all the smells you get in NYC that must have been an epic one It's Australia
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Jan 10, 2020 18:32
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Isn’t Australia suffering enough right now?
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Jan 11, 2020 18:02
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Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:I think I posted the story earlier in the thread but I had to use a portable O2 concentration/gas/explosives sensor at work and found that a fart right to the intake will set it off. 
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Jan 11, 2020 18:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLeTkCjCTD4
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Jan 28, 2020 19:46
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Farts can now get you quarantined at airports https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1224569239253569538
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Feb 4, 2020 16:15
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Bonzo posted:Farts can now get you quarantined at airports Sorry for the FB link but it's the best I can find: https://www.facebook.com/MythBusters/videos/593133244445804/ tl;dw: Normal farts don't show up on thermal imaging. Same reason breathing doesn't usually show up unless it's cold enough that you're generating fog. If you could see a fart in thermal you could probably also see it in visible. I am now giggling at the thought of it being really cold, blasting a fart, and having fog shoot out of my pants like it does when I breathe at sub-zero temperatures. You could crop dust a visible trail around someone.
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Mar 2, 2020 06:54
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Okay so I’ve had a cold the last few days and I really didn’t feel like cooking dinner last night. My wife was out with some friends so I went to the store and was looking at the prepared foods. I’m glancing at some stuff and then I start scanning the boneless wings. They aren’t my favorite, but I’m just checking them out. $5 for little bucket of like 12-15 of them... eh... Just before I start looking at something else, I notice one of the buckets is STUFFED. Like it had like three times the amount of wings in there.I say gently caress it, and spent $5 on a giant bucket of day-old garlic parm boneless chicken wings. I’m a sucker for a good deal. They were my lunch AND dinner. I ate A LOT of garlic parm wings yesterday. Anyway this morning I’m just waking up and I slowly start stirring around in the covers and I start smelling the garlic parm wings. I’m like WTF? I let a fart rip and instantly the room fills with the rancid, but savory garlic parm smell. My rear end has been firing hot garlic parm farts all day... ...and they’re making me hungry 
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Mar 8, 2020 19:24
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Oh man I forgot how free it was to work from home. Too bad its not warm enough to open a window I never finished my home office so its really echoing in here due to bare walls and only a desk
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Mar 24, 2020 15:45
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turd nugs are falling out my butt
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Mar 24, 2020 17:27
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Lately I've been babysitting grandma with dementia. No lie, it's been kinda rough. Recently she's gassy in her sleep, and its never failed to make smile.
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Mar 25, 2020 09:07
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Just thought I’d give this thread a nudge since a lot of people are probably drinking and eating more junk food than usual.
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Apr 14, 2020 21:03
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i been eatinga buncha beans on toast with fried spam and my rear end is just erupting farts at all times
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Apr 14, 2020 21:13
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I am enjoying muting my Zoom meetings and letting a big long one go while my boss rattles on and on about whatever.
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Apr 14, 2020 21:39
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Apr 14, 2020 21:54
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Fart on your zoom call and blame your non-existent dog like an adult
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Apr 14, 2020 22:07
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I discovered my local CVS has small packs of the sugar-free gummy bears. They make a lot of gas without the stink, so if that's what you're after you'll have to supplement it with something else.
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Apr 14, 2020 23:00
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What is even the point of a loud, sustained fart if the smell isn't also enough to strip paint?
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Apr 14, 2020 23:28
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My wife and I are both on work from home right now and her work space is one floor down from mine, almost directly beneath me. This morning she discovered that if I fart in the office chair hard enough it vibrates through the chair and shakes the ceiling above her. I didn’t even remember the fart.
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Bonzo posted:I am enjoying muting my Zoom meetings and letting a big long one go while my boss rattles on and on about whatever. Need to just put your butt cheeks up to the camera and rip rear end loudly and proudly. I bet no one would even notice or care.
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I Fart Fuckabees
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Hermaphrodite posted:I discovered my local CVS has small packs of the sugar-free gummy bears. They make a lot of gas without the stink, so if that's what you're after you'll have to supplement it with something else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE If anyone is unfamiliar with the tales of sugar free gummy bears the intro does a good job explaining it. For the rest of us he finishes the bag a bit a bit after the 10 minute point in the video, thread relevant content starts around 12:30.
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Apr 15, 2020 16:48
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I just ripped rear end and it smelled like hot sauce. Concerning!
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Early YouTube was a place of wonder.
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I love when this thread bubbles up (like a fart in the bathtub) My 3mo old is very farty. I think she farts way more that she burps. We end up checking her diaper a lot more than necessary because after a frrrrrrtPLAP that rings from her rear end in volume disproportionate to her size we figure it must be at least a shart. Nope! All sound no fury. She gets us every time.
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So your baby must not get a lot of painful gas because she's learned to fart at 3 months? Your kid is going places.
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Cheesus posted:So your baby must not get a lot of painful gas because she's learned to fart at 3 months? To the bathroom
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Ornamented Death posted:What is even the point of a loud, sustained fart if the smell isn't also enough to strip paint? Regarding sugar free gummy bears the super smell isn't needed; the pressure of the gas will strip paint like a turbo charged can of compressed air.
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