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Burt Sexual posted:It has a good blend of humor and info and release. Ahh you've read the online reviews for my sex tape
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Burt Sexual posted:Same Good man that’s good to hear, I see how tough this is in people eyes sometimes on video chat it’s loving haunting sometimes to be honest
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Big Beef City posted:I feel like you're about to ask for a raise or that you just wrecked dads car or something Shut up man I’m working up to talking about crashing burts car gently caress man
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Agent Escalus posted:Oh hey Trump's halting the USA's share of WHO funding AND he's doing that because they were "severely mismanaging and covering up the spread of coronavirus." I saw that part. It’s only bc they initially opposed his China “ban”. The single thing he did before waiting a month
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So, tonight, my 6 year old woke up crying his heart out worried that he was going to die of coronavirus. He wanted to know where we'd bury him, and would it be close to the house because otherwise we might forget him. My wife lost it a while ago, and I'm trying to do that be strong for them poo poo, but I'm really struggling now. Typing this out to you goons helps, so apologies if this is all E/N poo poo or whatever.
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There was a protest to reopen businesses in my state capitol today. They tried to stay six feet apart and some just stayed in their cars to honk their horns.
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Mr Tall posted:So, tonight, my 6 year old woke up crying his heart out worried that he was going to die of coronavirus. You're a good dad.
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Mr Tall posted:So, tonight, my 6 year old woke up crying his heart out worried that he was going to die of coronavirus. It will be better man I feel like most of us are on a timeline of when we lose our poo poo you will be strong and one day they will also be strong for you
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Zugzwang posted:Hard to say; protocol matters a lot. If their samples were kept wet during heating, that can help preserve the virus on its own. Whereas a mask will dry out relatively quickly and a lot of viruses really don't like that. Looks like they were cooked with and without goo: quote:The cells were loaded into tubes representing two different types of environments, one “clean” and the other “dirty” with animal proteins to simulate biological contamination in real-life samples, such as an oral swab. This seems like it applies more to gooey lab samples than to PPE which, at least superficially, appears to be clean and dry?
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Mr Tall posted:So, tonight, my 6 year old woke up crying his heart out worried that he was going to die of coronavirus. My niece in law was in the same boat and my goony rear end pointed out that her parents were far more likely to die that she is as if that would help the situation. gently caress I'm an idiot sometimes
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Apr 15, 2020 00:32
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That NYC landlord who suspended rent for April in all 18 of his buildings should run for president. I'd fuckin vote for him
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Thank you random internet people, your words just made me cry. I think I needed that.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:My niece in law was in the same boat and my goony rear end pointed out that her parents were far more likely to die that she is as if that would help the situation. You really told a crying kid no honey your parents are going to die not you Lol
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Facebook Aunt posted:Looks like they were cooked with and without goo: If someone clears their throat in your direction you’re getting plenty of “gooey lab sample “
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Spinz posted:You really told a crying kid no honey you're parents are going to die not you No but I'm hoping the story makes him feel better because it has to be gutwrenching to hear your kid planning their own burial. gently caress I did it again didn't i
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Today I learned my brother in law caught covid from Rick Scott. He's doing fine - he had it back in March - but when he was in DC a while back, Rick Scott was the only Senator shaking hands. And guess who announced they had it two days afterwards.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:No but I'm hoping the story makes him feel better because it has to be gutwrenching to hear your kid planning their own burial. You made me smile. Thank you.
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"No we're not gonna bury you in the yard. You've seen the lines at costco, and now smithfield is shutting down the meat packing plants. We'll probably eat you, kiddo. Now get back into bed. Tomorrow we'll see between you and your brother who gets better scores on google classroom."
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Mulaney Power Move posted:There was a protest to reopen businesses in my state capitol today. They tried to stay six feet apart and some just stayed in their cars to honk their horns.
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:"No we're not gonna bury you in the yard. You've seen the lines at costco, and now smithfield is shutting down the meat packing plants. We'll probably eat you, kiddo. Now get back into bed. Tomorrow we'll see between you and your brother who gets better scores on google classroom." You sick gently caress. That's the first time I laughed all day.
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Mr Tall posted:So, tonight, my 6 year old woke up crying his heart out worried that he was going to die of coronavirus. Tell him that you and his mother paid extra for the model with the tracking device built in.
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Tedros is a loving fool and the WHO did drop the ball here.
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Tell him don’t worry no one will die they’ll just have AIDS
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I've told my dogs its ok if they eat us, its what we would have wanted.
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Burt Sexual posted:I saw that part. It’s only bc they initially opposed his China “ban”. The single thing he did before waiting a month There were suggestions he didn't even do it, just talked about it before the airlines cancelled the flights themselves right? Also that sure as hell didn't stop Chinese individuals from getting in by rerouting flights I believe, and also there was not actual checks of any kind at the border so lol
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Burt Sexual posted:I saw that part. It’s only bc they initially opposed his China “ban”. The single thing he did before waiting a month https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1217043229427761152
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Can we get back to the "Dirty, gooey protein samples" requiring an "oral swab" to collect them though that piqued my interest e: ^^^ "No human to human transmission" YET they mean, my statement stands. Further testing is required, no, DEMANDED.
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Tokyo Sex Whale posted:If the soap bubbles weren’t around the air it would just be air you psychopaths. You should demand your neighbors stop breathing outside. Tokyo Sex Whale posted:It’s not like a bubble is pressurized. You’re getting exactly the same viral load on average you’d be getting if the kid were blowing without a bubble wand. If you’re that paranoid fine but don’t go outside then. The bubble kid is not a superspreader. I never thought I'd encounter an adult who has no idea how bubbles work and yet here you are
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:If someone clears their throat in your direction you’re getting plenty of “gooey lab sample “ if someone hawks loogies directly into your homemade t-shirt masked face you should prob go immediately get cleaned up with soap/water/eyeball-bleach and put on your clean backup mask
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LimburgLimbo posted:There were suggestions he didn't even do it, just talked about it before the airlines cancelled the flights themselves right? It also had no effect on Americans returning from China, who of course did not get tested upon arrival.
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I had to become a hoarder. Down to my last couple of rolls of TP, hasn't been any in the stores for weeks, but I got lucky and managed to order some on Amazon (only 1 left!) And it just arrived today:  At least I don't need to worry about it for a while.
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precision posted:Literally nobody I know has gotten their stimulus deposit yet, have any of you heard of anyone getting it? Seems a bit odd if they've supposedly been going out for several days now Wife was notified last night that her check from the treasury is available as of tomorrow morning. The notification disappeared and was replaced by a new notification today, that it will come anytime between tomorrow and the end of the year. Now, as of right now I'm checking, there is no new notification and the old ones are gone. 
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so I never gave the IRS my bank account info and always got my refund as a check. am I waiting like 5 months or however long it takes them to cut checks?
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d0s posted:so I never gave the IRS my bank account info and always got my refund as a check. am I waiting like 5 months or however long it takes them to cut checks? Yes people with direct deposit are due to get them faster. When you get your check is up to however they are dispersing them. I don't know if they're dispersing them based on 'first filed, first dispersed', or if they're issuing them based on blocks of Social Security numbers.
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d0s posted:so I never gave the IRS my bank account info and always got my refund as a check. am I waiting like 5 months or however long it takes them to cut checks? No, go to the website and put your DD info in
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Epsilon Moonshade posted:I had to become a hoarder. Why do they even make individually wrapped toilet roll? It's such a waste. Four should be the minimum
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precision posted:No, go to the website and put your DD info in I just checked and that feature is greyed out and "coming mid april"
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Mr Tall posted:So, tonight, my 6 year old woke up crying his heart out worried that he was going to die of coronavirus. How is he aware that coronavirus exists and that it's killing people?
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d0s posted:I just checked and that feature is greyed out and "coming mid april" lmao 
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