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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

twoday posted:

I remember reading something a while back that it would affect you differently if it entered your lungs or your intestines. Most people inhale it, but then some people get it after touching a doorknob and licking their fingers, and in that case it doesn't infiltrate your lungs first but your intestinal tissue, and that causes a different initial disease profile

but then you have diarrhea and inhale your own fart air and get normal roni

IIRC
I'm wondering if nicotine is massively protective as studies keep showing---- but then if smokers do happen to get sick from Covid the withdrawal in the hospital is why smokers once hospitalized fare worse.

:shrug:

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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

gay picnic defence posted:

How long before we get a huge spike from all the bible thumpers who decided god would protect them from getting ronied and went to easter services?

About 15 days

Which might be around the time tprum does his re-open thing and forces out wave 2 early

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Doc Walrus posted:

About 15 days

Which might be around the time tprum does his re-open thing and forces out wave 2 early

deaths are already spiking again, flattening curve narrative will stop tomorrow like it does every week because capitalist free market media is gaslighting the poo poo out of the country

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

sexpig by night posted:

literally just


I remember reading that humans have such a horrible mess of bacteria in our mouths

according to the mayo clinic:

quote:

Human bites can be as dangerous as or even more dangerous than animal bites because of the types of bacteria and viruses contained in the human mouth. Human bites that break the skin can become infected. If someone cuts his or her knuckles on another person's teeth, as might happen in a fight, this is also considered a human bite. And a cut on the knuckles from your own teeth, such as from a fall, is considered a human bite.

so if you bite someone in a fight and they don't have access to healthcare, they may not die that day, but like a komodo dragon you can slowly wait for them to succumb to your venomous bite

also never bite yourself

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Looks like Aussie news people are already embracing the homeless man look

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


whats the fuckin point if hes not doing it on an island. this is bullshit

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Marzzle posted:

deaths are already spiking again, flattening curve narrative will stop tomorrow like it does every week because capitalist free market media is gaslighting the poo poo out of the country

True, but it's also true that nobody in Trump's orbit gives a poo poo

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


So I guess trump did this today?

https://youtu.be/ccByiRfEHJk

Except, you know, dumber.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Seriously what is going on in Florida? I've heard almost nothing but feel like people should be dying in huge numbers

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

twoday posted:

I remember reading that humans have such a horrible mess of bacteria in our mouths

according to the mayo clinic:


so if you bite someone in a fight and they don't have access to healthcare, they may not die that day, but like a komodo dragon you can slowly wait for them to succumb to your venomous bite

also never bite yourself

I got bit by a human and it got real infected real quick.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

twoday posted:

edit: however if it turns out I was right I will be a total dick about it

Considering how early you jumped on it, I wouldn't. There wasn't any scientific basis for the assumption; just a hunch.

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

twoday posted:

I remember reading that humans have such a horrible mess of bacteria in our mouths

according to the mayo clinic:


so if you bite someone in a fight and they don't have access to healthcare, they may not die that day, but like a komodo dragon you can slowly wait for them to succumb to your venomous bite

also never bite yourself

my friend punched my other friend in the mouth and cut his knuckle on his tooth and got some nasty infection.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Spinz posted:

I'm wondering if nicotine is massively protective as studies keep showing---- but then if smokers do happen to get sick from Covid the withdrawal in the hospital is why smokers once hospitalized fare worse.

:shrug:

yeah, the protective factor is the nicotine, so if that is removed from the system (which happens pretty fast) then you would expect it to stop working

I actually thought about this a few months ago and came to the conclusion that it would be good to have nicotine patches in my wallet that I could smuggle into a hospital, and glue on between my asscheeks to ensure a strong cytokine-suppressing flow of nicotine could continue in my bloodstream even after being hospitalized and cut off from nicotine

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Farm Frenzy posted:

whats the fuckin point if hes not doing it on an island. this is bullshit

Plot of the Mortal Kombat movie and the far superior Tekken anime movie.

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

oxsnard posted:

Seriously what is going on in Florida? I've heard almost nothing but feel like people should be dying in huge numbers

the powerful tropical heat has stopped the roni dead in its tracks but the miami herald is suing the state to get more disclosure on death toll reporting for some weird reason

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Spinz posted:

I'm wondering if nicotine is massively protective as studies keep showing---- but then if smokers do happen to get sick from Covid the withdrawal in the hospital is why smokers once hospitalized fare worse.

:shrug:

i wish there was a study that controlled for smoke inhalation in particular vs any nicotine delivery mechanism

cause like there are a poo poo ton of ways to get sweet sweet nicotine into ur bloodstream without sucking down smoke

but i (a laughably dumb non-medical poster) could see the smoke itself being the protective agent? maybe? like the roni fights its way down ur windholes and grappling hooks itself onto some ace2 receptors and then u huff a big cloud of carcinogenic cell murder that goes brrr and coronachan gets steamrolled

this is prob not how humans work, but i've had a couple drinks and i'm goin with it

e: nvm just saw twoday's link about nicotine suppressing cytokines, whatever, facts don't matter

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Judakel posted:

Considering how early you jumped on it, I wouldn't. There wasn't any scientific basis for the assumption; just a hunch.

I still feel it's just a hunch, but if it turns out my early instincts were right I will feel like I have amazing powers of foresight and therefore be a dick about it, if that makes sense

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

pancake rabbit posted:

whatever, facts don't matter

:matters:

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://www.wtoc.com/2020/04/11/savannah-pd-uses-drones-social-distancing-education/

quote:

SAVANNAH, Ga. (WTOC) - The Savannah Police Department is pulling out a new tool to get the message out about practicing social distancing.

“This is the Savannah Police Department, due to the current health emergency, members of the public are reminded to keep a safe distance of six feet from others"

The message will be played through a drone with a PSA system.

According to police, a camera will not be in use.

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?
Smoke kills the bad germs like tiny invisible wasps, everyone knows it that's just logic

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Judakel posted:

Considering how early you jumped on it, I wouldn't. There wasn't any scientific basis for the assumption; just a hunch.

lol someone's jealous

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




En Garde Motherfuckers posted:

Smoke kills the bad germs like tiny invisible wasps, everyone knows it that's just logic

:hmmyes: that's right

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


bare foot?

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

oxsnard posted:

Seriously what is going on in Florida? I've heard almost nothing but feel like people should be dying in huge numbers

If it's like other southern states there are thirty asterisks worth of conditions on testing of patients and reporting of numbers.

The big ones being

- Nursing home and residential home deaths are not counted. Only officially diagnosed in-hospital deaths.
- You can't get tested unless you came into contact with someone who tested positive Covid-19 / Have very specific symptoms or it's an emergency hospitalization.
- You can't get hospitalized unless it is an actual emergency. Doctors will tell you to isolate and not do anything unless you require immediate medical attention.

Rectal Death Adept has issued a correction as of 04:49 on Apr 15, 2020

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

hey my fetish porn link doesnt work

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Gonna need someone to stick a ciggy in my vent tube

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

I'd sacrifice myself to let some animals live, gently caress it. Not only would it be a badass way to go, imagine have a cool memorial in the lion/tiger/wolf exhibit.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

pancake rabbit posted:

lol someone's jealous

I will forever remember your reaction to my initial BCG post

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i don't do metagenomics but i do like occasionally reading works of it and fun, probably unsurprising, fact is that vagina is the least diverse in its microbiome as a site and between individuals

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

fuckin worth it for the beads

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

twoday posted:

I still feel it's just a hunch, but if it turns out my early instincts were right I will feel like I have amazing powers of foresight and therefore be a dick about it, if that makes sense

hunch is fine. if you do what buddy says and wait til EVIDENCE comes out (who gathered the evidence? no way to be *~ahead*~* of the curve if real studies are being done lol) then where's the fun in that.

but i'm with you. you gotta turn it into money though my man. so cash in, make a web site / brand named after the number of people that died, and your entire career can be modeling pandemics.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Radirot posted:

I'd sacrifice myself to let some animals live, gently caress it. Not only would it be a badass way to go, imagine have a cool memorial in the lion/tiger/wolf exhibit.

when zoo animals die, one thing they do is sell the carcasses to dog food companies

so like 2 for 1, feed some zoo animals and then feed some good dogs.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Phone posted:

there's nothing about this headline that i don't like


Pretty sure Last Week Tonight pointed out state governments constantly steal from those funds for other projects.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

twoday posted:

I still feel it's just a hunch, but if it turns out my early instincts were right I will feel like I have amazing powers of foresight and therefore be a dick about it, if that makes sense

I got BCG but I also had the antibodies eliminated a while back.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
virus into the CNS. It may also be expected that the symptoms of the patients infected via facal-oral or conjunctival route will be lighter than those infected intranasally. The possible neuroinvasion of SARS-CoV-2 may also partially explain why some patients developed respiratory failure, while others not. It is very possible that most of the persons in Wuhan, who were the first exposed to this previously unknown virus, did not have any protective measure, so that the critical patients is much more in Wuhan than in other cities in China.


Reading this from a scientific study linked earlier itt^

If its true that intranasal route is more dangerous then some kind of noseplugs would be easy PPE for everyone

Like actually plugging the nostrils
I want pinkish red ones to match my lipstick

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Judakel posted:

I got BCG but I also had the antibodies eliminated a while back.

Flu shot? From I can tell it doesn't work through antibodies (that wouldn't even make sense against a virus) but through affecting your levels of output of various cytokines (training the "innate immune system")

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

not an endorsement posted:

i don't do metagenomics but i do like occasionally reading works of it and fun, probably unsurprising, fact is that vagina is the least diverse in its microbiome as a site and between individuals

Wow! That is fun!

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




twoday posted:

I will forever remember your reaction to my initial BCG post

these threads have given me so much incredible 'told ya so' material for my irl friends and i'm playin the long game w/ your theory so don't lemme down

also i may have posted this at u before but i was either too high or too tired to see a reply, but i hope you're collecting madjackal's posts for the book

Lpzie posted:

hunch is fine. if you do what buddy says and wait til EVIDENCE comes out (who gathered the evidence? no way to be *~ahead*~* of the curve if real studies are being done lol) then where's the fun in that.

but i'm with you. you gotta turn it into money though my man. so cash in, make a web site / brand named after the number of people that died, and your entire career can be modeling pandemics.

THE CDC LIES
THERE IS A CURE TO TREAT COVID-19
FORSYTHIA BCG IS A NATURAL AND SAFE THERAPY

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Spinz posted:

virus into the CNS. It may also be expected that the symptoms of the patients infected via facal-oral or conjunctival route will be lighter than those infected intranasally. The possible neuroinvasion of SARS-CoV-2 may also partially explain why some patients developed respiratory failure, while others not. It is very possible that most of the persons in Wuhan, who were the first exposed to this previously unknown virus, did not have any protective measure, so that the critical patients is much more in Wuhan than in other cities in China.


Reading this from a scientific study linked earlier itt^

If its true that intranasal route is more dangerous then some kind of noseplugs would be easy PPE for everyone

Like actually plugging the nostrils
I want pinkish red ones to match my lipstick

You're reading this wrong: the best option is to make sure you get infected by eating rear end.

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

twoday posted:

Flu shot? From I can tell it doesn't work through antibodies (that wouldn't even make sense against a virus) but through affecting your levels of output of various cytokines (training the "innate immune system")

Yeah but that may have also changed.

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