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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Knew there'd be at least one evacuating with a big rear end suitcase for in their hand.

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charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


The Real Amethyst posted:

Knew there'd be at least one evacuating with a big rear end suitcase for in their hand.

Not only was there more than one the first guy out the door led with his briefcase!!

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Why did so many passengers die in that one? Smoke inhalation inside the cabin? It looks mostly survivable-ish - fuselage intact, they got two doors evacuating p much immediately.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
the aft fuselage is actively on fire which is usually bad for the people in the aft fuselage

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Godholio posted:

Is this relevant yet?



just sitting here thinking about the sloshing that would happen every loving nanosecond this thing moves or turns or.... anything

That water would last like eight minutes

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Spaced God posted:

just sitting here thinking about the sloshing that would happen every loving nanosecond this thing moves or turns or.... anything

That water would last like eight minutes

It has towing points on the front. I wanna see the recovery vehicle!

e: Never noticed the anchors, lol. Track tensioning must be a bitch.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

madeintaipei posted:

It has towing points on the front. I wanna see the recovery vehicle!

A tugboat being carried in another mobile lake.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
real quick what's that book about the US Air Force operating russian aircraft out of Nevada called again?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
747s (simulating) launching poo poo in real life!

https://www.virgin.com/news/virgin-orbit-successfully-completes-final-captive-carry-flight

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

bloops posted:

real quick what's that book about the US Air Force operating russian aircraft out of Nevada called again?

Red Eagles?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

bloops posted:

real quick what's that book about the US Air Force operating russian aircraft out of Nevada called again?

Red Eagles

Efb

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

bloops posted:

real quick what's that book about the US Air Force operating russian aircraft out of Nevada called again?

the projects were called Have Drill and Have Doughnut. edit: and also "Constant Peg"

the book is Red Eagles: America's Secret MiGs

MRC48B fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 15, 2020

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
thanks :3:

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006

madeintaipei posted:

It has towing points on the front. I wanna see the recovery vehicle!

e: Never noticed the anchors, lol. Track tensioning must be a bitch.

I'm the sail boat and the beach party nestled between the two front catapults. And the sharks trying to swim away from the launching seaplane.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Edward IV posted:

I'm the sail boat and the beach party nestled between the two front catapults. And the sharks trying to swim away from the launching seaplane.

i've always been a fan of the pool elevator just in front of the island (ha), implying that the hangar bay is some kind of magnificent flooded grotto

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

bloops posted:

real quick what's that book about the US Air Force operating russian aircraft out of Nevada called again?

Red Eagles.

EFB, but this has reminded me to order a copy. There's one in the F-15 squadron here that I see all the time, but I never have my phone handy to do this.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Few days old but wow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzD5u_fLo70

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

From an AP report:

quote:

KEEP YOUR SEATBELTS FASTENED: The U.S. is offering airlines a $25 billion aid package, but damage to the sector will be extensive and long-lasting. Industry analysts say it could be five years before the industry fully recovers.

— United Airlines’ flight schedule will be cut to 10% in May and it expects more of the same in June. In a letter to employees, CEO Oscar Munoz wrote that travel demand is “essentially zero and shows no sign of improving in the near-term.”

During the first two weeks of April, less than 200,000 people booked flights on United, down from about 6 million during the same period last year. “We expect to fly fewer people during the entire month of May than we did on a single day in May 2019,” Munoz said.

Job cuts at the airline, though prohibited through September under strings tied to the aid package, are likely in the fall.

— At American Airlines 32,000 workers have volunteered for early retirement or leave at reduced pay. American started the year with about 133,000 employees.

— Passenger traffic at Cathay Pacific Group fell 90% in March from a year earlier. The company said its schedule through may will be a “bare skeleton,” at only 3% capacity.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

quote:

Job cuts at the airline, though prohibited through September under strings tied to the aid package, are likely in the fall.

:capitalism:

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
airlines employ roughly half a million people so that's uh 50k per head

just fuckin pay em out direct

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

airlines employ roughly half a million people so that's uh 50k per head

just fuckin pay em out direct

LoL if you don't think they will still layoff the majority of that workforce and distribute the majority of that money in bonuses and payouts to executives for doing such a good job at reducing operating costs.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Murgos posted:

LoL if you don't think they will still layoff the majority of that workforce and distribute the majority of that money in bonuses and payouts to executives for doing such a good job at reducing operating costs.

:911:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:



"The concept, which included a complementary 747 AWACS version with two reconnaissance "microfighters", was considered technically feasible in 1973"

btw the whole PDF is great: https://apps.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf











hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Nevermind flying cars its 2020, where are our "nuclear powered carrier a/c"

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


That as anime as gently caress. Straight Macross stuff.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Having thought about this, I think it may be a mistake to try and design bespoke aircraft for your aircraft carrier airplane

Actually, dumb confession: writing that thing about Amerika bombers made me think that two of the out-there ideas the Germans had on this subject were actually quite intelligent. These are:

1. Since actually attacking/bombing is such a different job than "flying across half the earth", it makes sense to split development into two parts: one, a big honkin' carrier aircraft that is good at flying long distances and heavy lifting, and a second aircraft to deploy and recover from. This has two advantages: both aircraft can be optimized for their respective roles, and the attack aircraft can be swapped out with newer designs, like a missile, without needing to develop a new carrier.

2. The giant aircraft, optimized for long distances and heavy lift, should be made easily adaptable for many roles. In a WW2 context this was a *long* list, but in a modern one, "heavy lift transport" surely makes sense, as does making it into the type of "infield utility bomber" that keeps 1940s/1950s designs in service. You could also make it into a space launch platform, or an "arsenal" aircraft, loaded with guided munitions.

So, I think it may be a mistake to try and design bespoke aircraft for your aircraft carrier airplane. You'd at best end up with something like the Harrier - an under-performing aircraft who's ships were specifically designed with VTOL in mind....and that gave us the F-35B. Better to say "I want this number of X to be carried by the carrier," then scale the design up till you have the hanger space. (And then, y'know, judge if the cost is remotely worth it.)

hobbesmaster posted:

Nevermind flying cars its 2020, where are our "nuclear powered carrier a/c"

Given that engine power can be expressed in kilowatts, as well as the weight of engines and fuel, is there a point where a properly shielded, weapons grade nuclear reactor makes sense over conventional propulsion?

In previous aircraft the answer has been "oh holy poo poo no" but feel free to think of an aircraft 25%-50% bigger than an An-225

novid-19: try to give the internet a math/engineering problem

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


hobbesmaster posted:

Nevermind flying cars its 2020, where are our "nuclear powered carrier a/c"

I think they used a picture of a Soviet ekranoplan and just made the lines dotted for plausible deniability at the inevitable senate hearing into defense misappropriations

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

How about that time a Marine stole an A-4 and only got 4 months in the brig?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HersvTbNdC0

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Well, It was only an A-4.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Jaguars! posted:

Well, It was only an A-4.

You could probably come home with a couple of those just jangling around in your pocket if you worked around em.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/RLCP7DK.mp4

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

MRC48B posted:

the projects were called Have Drill and Have Doughnut. edit: and also "Constant Peg"

the book is Red Eagles: America's Secret MiGs

Anyone know the background on where these names come from? They sound like random garbage meant to mean nothing, but then they go and use the same words over and over like they do mean something. Like if I hear "Have <blank>", I immediately think, oh thats a USAF black project.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



That's very cool!

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

I'm suddenly intrigued by how you get to the point where "skydiving movie camera operator" is a part of your career.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Xenoborg posted:

Anyone know the background on where these names come from? They sound like random garbage meant to mean nothing, but then they go and use the same words over and over like they do mean something. Like if I hear "Have <blank>", I immediately think, oh thats a USAF black project.

It's all of the above, basically. Sometimes they mean things, sometimes they're completely random, sometimes a term is intentionally used because it usually means a thing but in this case it's a misdirection.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Godholio posted:

It's all of the above, basically. Sometimes they mean things, sometimes they're completely random, sometimes a term is intentionally used because it usually means a thing but in this case it's a misdirection.

Frequently an activity or location will be assigned a letter or word that gets reused. “Have” seems to be associated with things that happen at Groom Lake.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

As is the case with basically every crazy MI stunt, the BTS story of it is just insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS9c7JTICh4

My favorite bit from the A400 stunt from Rogue Nation is McQuarrie going "so I said to Tom as a joke, 'hey what if you were on the outside of that thing when it took off'"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8JDWlucqPE

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The MI movies are an escalating series of Tom Cruise dares at this point and I am onboard for it.

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
He said "hey, how about I'm flying the helicopter for real?" And they paid for four months of helicopter lessons out of the movie budget.

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Closest thing I've ever seen to a real life YER ON GUARRRRRRRD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPpgpB5XDVQ

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