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Fitzy Fitz posted:Is it just me or is it getting harder to keep track of what's happening? I have to go out of my way to find the stats and charts that were top headlines a couple of weeks ago. We've gone from being able to follow countries like Italy, Spain and France and going oh shittttt here it comes, to it hitting the USA and literally only one city is loving testing and declaring numbers , no one else is, and it's making everything weird as gently caress We're at the breaking point where the only thing to do now is track a rolling average of deaths per day by county against the entire nation and compare they to the historical rolling average to see what's going on. Its loving insane and I'm losing my mind that people won't even wear God drat masks when outside because they don't want to be told to do anything. I was a loving idiot libertarian from 00-08 and I'm fine with mask orders and no one else is aaaaaAaaAAAAA
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BULBASAUR posted:can only understand this if it was a marvel analogy Ant man lives in your balls
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BULBASAUR posted:can only understand this if it was a marvel analogy coronavirus is thanos and your organs are infinity gems? idk
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shovelbum posted:Like a fip vaccine would be a huge huge pet culture cash cow but do you see one hold on, hold on are you... are you saying that markets work??
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shovelbum posted:Y'all just don't want to admit this is globally endemic and lockdown is here forever lmao only in america
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Inceltown posted:I haven't laughed this hard in days. 
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as an amazon employee yes please also they loving FINALLY made masks mandatory today, if you're clocked in you're in a mask even if you're a driver now lol about loving time. they're still only following 6 foot though so got a ways to go
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Hadlock posted:https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/coronavirus-destroys-lungs-but-doctors-are-finding-its-damage-in-kidneys-hearts-and-elsewhere/ Yeah sure whatever, doc. My main issue is most toilets dont have enough room at the front to hang both my dick and balls while i poo poo, but if in the middle of shittingi get the urge to piss and have to quickly shove my peen in there which is uncomfortable and makes me clamp down on the loaf and consequently requires wayy more wiping. Pls advise
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Hadlock posted:https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/coronavirus-destroys-lungs-but-doctors-are-finding-its-damage-in-kidneys-hearts-and-elsewhere/ i guess we're ignoring the whole "organs need a lot of oxygen to survive, and otherwise fail spectacularly without it" like lol why do they think people with covid need oxygen in the first place
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etalian posted:how long until we can get 3x 9/11s a day? Aren't we still waiting on one 9/11 per day, though we are really loving close? But also maybe when all those easter church going folks start dropping.
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In Atlanta some dipshit is 3D-printing some big-rear end "WUHAN PLAGUE" plaques with bats on them and putting them in random neighborhoods. Will I ever not be big loving mad
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Feral Integral posted:Yeah sure whatever, doc. My main issue is most toilets dont have enough room at the front to hang both my dick and balls while i poo poo, but if in the middle of shittingi get the urge to piss and have to quickly shove my peen in there which is uncomfortable and makes me clamp down on the loaf and consequently requires wayy more wiping. Pls advise Why your rear end so large
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New Zealand Number Update Coronavirus - 6 confirmed + 9 probable - 16/04 **Case Updates** Total Cases: 1401 (+15) New Cases: 6 Confirmed - 9 Probable Recovered: 770 (+42) (defined as at least 10 days since onset of symptoms and at least 48 hours symptom free) Current cases (total minus recovered and deaths): 622 Total deaths: 9 Hospitalisation: 12 people in hospital (-1), 3 in ICU. 2 critical **Case history** Overseas travel: 39% Links to confirmed cases in NZ: 55% (+7%) Community transmission: 2% Uncertain: 4%
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FAUXTON posted:Why your rear end so large america
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Doc Fission posted:In Atlanta some dipshit is 3D-printing some big-rear end "WUHAN PLAGUE" plaques with bats on them and putting them in random neighborhoods. Will I ever not be big loving mad Go around taking them and then post a lost and found poster for em.
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Fixed my own busted rear end dishwasher and dryer and didn't die or burn down my house so I guess I get to enjoy quarantine that much longer.
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Feral Integral posted:Yeah sure whatever, doc. My main issue is most toilets dont have enough room at the front to hang both my dick and balls while i poo poo, but if in the middle of shittingi get the urge to piss and have to quickly shove my peen in there which is uncomfortable and makes me clamp down on the loaf and consequently requires wayy more wiping. Pls advise Put your balls on the seat proudly like god intended you fat gently caress. Doc Fission posted:In Atlanta some dipshit is 3D-printing some big-rear end "WUHAN PLAGUE" plaques with bats on them and putting them in random neighborhoods. Will I ever not be big loving mad Not in this timeline.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Is it just me or is it getting harder to keep track of what's happening? I have to go out of my way to find the stats and charts that were top headlines a couple of weeks ago. NO TIME FOR BAD NUMBER WE GOTTA OPEN BACK UP FOR GOOD NUMBER BABAAAAAAAAAY
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Doc Fission posted:In Atlanta some dipshit is 3D-printing some big-rear end "WUHAN PLAGUE" plaques with bats on them and putting them in random neighborhoods. Will I ever not be big loving mad This calls for someone to start 3D-printing "MALAYSIA PLAGUE" with pangolins on them and placing them all over.
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We’re all going to laugh when we find out the cure for this is made from dandelions and mud, and makes us live forever.
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Did anyone save a copy of the photoshopped image of trump's economy re-opening panel where all the grifters were replaced with the Ghanaian pallbearers? I was slack I didn't save it and now it's buried somewhere 90 pages back 
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Inceltown posted:I haven't laughed this hard in days. yeah, and gently caress geese
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gay picnic defence posted:Did anyone save a copy of the photoshopped image of trump's economy re-opening panel where all the grifters were replaced with the Ghanaian pallbearers? 
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The Pussy Boss posted:The worst part is how this makes them incapable of planning ahead. Everything the GOP has done has been reactive. There's a virus in China? Lol, do nothing. Oh the virus is in the US now? Better restrict travel from China, even though its here already. Whoops, now the virus is spreading undetectably? Better start contact tracing people who traveled abroad. We're not gonna cancel spring break *massive outbreaks occur* whoa guys, we'd better shut down the beaches. And it keeps happening. A few days of "low" death counts and Trump is ready to open everything up. Yeah they are running behind by about two weeks on everything, which (big surprise) is how long the average person takes to go from catching it to being really really sick and is super contagious the whole time. If they would just give up this idea that it’s somehow magically going to reverse course and actually project/look two weeks into the future they would have some idea of how to respond today. It’s not that god drat hard, but they just refuse to do it.
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Feral Integral posted:Yeah sure whatever, doc. My main issue is most toilets dont have enough room at the front to hang both my dick and balls while i poo poo, but if in the middle of shittingi get the urge to piss and have to quickly shove my peen in there which is uncomfortable and makes me clamp down on the loaf and consequently requires wayy more wiping. Pls advise Looks like you got it all out this time though so good job!!!!!!!!!
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Same energy as that time CNN ran the headline "Mandingo weighs in on the Zimbabwe crisis" I wish I could find a picture of that, it almost became the new LF subforum title before the mods decided to be lame zetamind2000 has issued a correction as of 02:35 on Apr 16, 2020 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:New Zealand Number Update It seems the best way to stop the virus is to be a small island where you can easily stop infected people from getting in.
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MorrisBae posted:Uber in my area shows "No Cars Available" which is the first time I can ever remember that happening how will we survive 
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Stereotype posted:It seems the best way to stop the virus is to be a small island where you can easily stop infected people from getting in. Puerto Rico desperately wants to ban most incoming commercial flights but doesn't have the authority
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gay picnic defence posted:You are a gentleman and a scholar how dare you
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