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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Double Penetration saves lives

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

release the full cut

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1250538232644694016

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1250547919112949760

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I've had this happen except it was a wet squirrel in the rain eating a french fry when I was at work. My coworker was terrified of squirrels and was nearly in tears and screamed every time it looked at her.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Picnic Princess posted:

I've had this happen except it was a wet squirrel in the rain eating a french fry when I was at work. My coworker was terrified of squirrels and was nearly in tears and screamed every time it looked at her.

lmao owned

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gdinwiddie/status/1250130371242582016

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MizPiz posted:

Wouldn't it be pissvaping?

Pissvape would make such a good username

The Jumpoff
May 4, 2011
Your dad's in the Russian Mafia, that's the jumpoff!

dialhforhero posted:

Double Penetration saves lives

What the gently caress is an adorpion?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Strong Coach Z vibes.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The Jumpoff posted:

What the gently caress is an adorpion?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1250590726381096961

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009






Two men enter the Adorpion and only one leaves. The winner gains only freedom as his award. Some could say that it does save a life.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

God what has your life become that you would refuse donuts from Chrissy Teigen?

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

God what has your life become that you would refuse donuts from Chrissy Teigen?

Knowing her, they were likely homemade and fresh. Just more proof paparazzi aren't people.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Can’t take donuts that’s like a bribe.

Some people have integrity god drat it

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

https://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/171799945173667840

https://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/235078910310768640

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

CharlestheHammer posted:

Can’t take donuts that’s like a bribe.

Some people have integrity god drat it

Chrissy Tiegen mocking then trying to pacify the proletariat with a classic strike breaking tactic

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1250519750813368321

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1250567120032878592?s=19

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Adam has got some kind of bubble butt. If he drew a naked butt in one of his comics, that’s about how I’d expect it to look. I guess he keeps close to the source material.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/phrenic31/status/1250409173927387136?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That guy should put “negative, hostile and rage‐filled” in his bio.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cocaine Bear posted:

Strong Coach Z vibes.

GET A JORB SORCIALIST

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

MizPiz posted:

Chrissy Tiegen mocking then trying to pacify the proletariat with a classic strike breaking tactic

I don't think you can count papparazi as proletariat. To me they seem far too much like petit-bourgoise.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jimmyjazz1968/status/812050225074343936?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Josef bugman posted:

I don't think you can count papparazi as proletariat. To me they seem far too much like petit-bourgoise.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

It's a shame that we aren't even allowed to say scab at people who crossed our picket a few years back.

That and that Jack London managed to be such a good writer whilst being such a big old racist.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Explaining earlier would be more impressive.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/crispinbest/status/1250733685122281472

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



...

Huh.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

17.4k people tweeting about the upcumming release of DUNE?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Did someone post a video of Duncan Momoa climbing a cliff?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1250767653238648834

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Has she got a team of very clever marketing people, or is she as naturally-talented at this stuff as James Blunt is?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Shut up Meg posted:

Has she got a team of very clever marketing people, or is she as naturally-talented at this stuff as James Blunt is?

She's a millennial from NYC. She's savvy and understands internet humor is all.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Shut up Meg posted:

Has she got a team of very clever marketing people, or is she as naturally-talented at this stuff as James Blunt is?

Some people are just good at twitter and throwin out burns.

I would probably just sit there for 15 minutes, spout out "More like Steve M'douche'n" and feel bad about myself.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It's even more glorious watching her light people up in congress, because they know they cannot answer her questions without her destroying them. She has an answer to everyone and everything, and there's a reason they're all terrified of her.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EL BROMANCE posted:

It's even more glorious watching her light people up in congress, because they know they cannot answer her questions without her destroying them. She has an answer to everyone and everything, and there's a reason they're all terrified of her.

Watching her on committees is just :discourse:.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/AuthorAlisa/status/1250442115382829056

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Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

deleted :( I don't suppose anyone saved it

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