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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

A pop tart is a sandwich you wretch

you absolute monster

Edit: this is a shameful snipe. Like all snipes, it will now be edited with whatever low-effort vaguely amusing picture I can find on the image sharing site of my choice in the thirty seconds or so I devote to looking for one.

Memento has a new favorite as of 11:44 on Apr 16, 2020

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Aliens were designed by HR Giger, being horny about them is kinda old hat. Hell, they were originally supposed to have a giant dick and balls.

The wrong Dune was made :(

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Garrand posted:

I'm just thinking about all the times he had to record himself walking in there before he rolled a 1

How many times did the d20 roll into the toilet I wonder

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Getting a Big Lebowski soundtrack vibe here....

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Memento posted:

A pop tart is a calzone you wretch

you absolute monster

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
And a calzone is also a sandwich

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Splicer posted:

And a calzone is also a sandwich

Thank you! only true facts right here my fellow goons

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/lastpositivist/status/1250179539399069701?s=19

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

im lost :confuoot:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Splicer posted:

And a calzone is also a sandwich

I'm curious about what goons would classify a Stromboli as



Is it a calzone? A rolled up pizza? A wrap? A burrito? Some kind of shrimp?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Solar Tornado posted:

God bless the thicc thighs of the alien queen 😭👌💯💯💯

And her twee, pigeon toed stance.

Anime is cancer

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Son of Rodney posted:

I'm curious about what goons would classify a Stromboli as



Is it a calzone? A rolled up pizza? A wrap? A burrito? Some kind of shrimp?

Nutritionally, it’s a sandwich with abnormal topology.

Functionally, it’s a wrap with abnormal topology.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Son of Rodney posted:

I'm curious about what goons would classify a Stromboli as



Is it a calzone? A rolled up pizza? A wrap? A burrito? Some kind of shrimp?

An Italian Fleshlight.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lobok posted:

An Italian Fleshlight.

mama...mia?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



No this one is traditionally made by new brides on their wedding nights.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
If a stromboli is frozen it is a meat popsicle.

dpush
Nov 10, 2009



Put the phone up to your butt uuuhhuhhuhhuh

dpush has a new favorite as of 16:08 on Apr 16, 2020

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dpush posted:

Put the phone up to your butt uuuhhuhhuhhuh

*hours later* No! Put it back! PUT IT BACK!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

It’s loss.jpg. Took me a second.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Ugly In The Morning posted:

It’s loss.jpg. Took me a second.

Whoosh!

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

It's often harder on the nation than on the candidate.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lobok posted:

An Italian Fleshlight.

Explains the last line of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czpYfVowvg

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It’s loss.jpg. Took me a second.



:P

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:hmmyes:

Whipstickagostop
Apr 30, 2006

Planet: Xeno Prime
Trying to find some dumbells earlier and saw some odd looking ones on Amazon:



Stovepipe.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

alexandriao posted:

How many times did the d20 roll into the toilet I wonder

You must be rolling with disadvantage if you can’t roll d20 on a counter without it falling into a toilet.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


This is literally my Disco Elysium playthrough.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Blind Rasputin posted:

This is literally my Disco Elysium playthrough.

Literally my first action in the game killed me. I love that game so much.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Zesty posted:

You must be rolling with disadvantage if you can’t roll d20 on a counter without it falling into a toilet.

rolled a natty 1 on his dex check to roll that d20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Whipstickagostop posted:

Trying to find some dumbells earlier and saw some odd looking ones on Amazon:



Stovepipe.

I purchased a pair of tights on Amazon where the packaging referred to legs as stovepipes. I wonder if it's some kind of translation error.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I call them Lincoln Legs

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/TanookiKuribo/status/1250949069310169093

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Gams: dated. Maybe problematic?!
Stovepipes: just hearing about it now. Describes a solid sexy build

I know what I'm using from now on.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Whipstickagostop posted:

Trying to find some dumbells earlier and saw some odd looking ones on Amazon:



Stovepipe.

I notice her top is mislabeled.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Moon Monster posted:

I notice her top is mislabeled.
Adjust your monitor

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Adjust your monitor

The Moon Monster's right. It's cinnabar.

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The RECAPITATOR
May 12, 2006

Cursed to like terrible teams.

The Moon Monster posted:

I notice her top is mislabeled.

Traditionally we call this hue: ponk

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