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Lodin posted:Look at this nice man, can you guess what he wants? I was hoping this was a challenge to see if pastors could spell the word "stimulus", left disappointed
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Welp, my fellow gooners, it's finally happened. My goddamn mother's communal house is apparently under some level of pandemic-time scrutiny (though the specific nature of that scrutiny she herself does not seem to know), and as a result, the elders there have been divvying up the kids to send to houses outside of their property. I guess in case there's a CPS issue or something? So now, mid-apocalypse, I have been saddled with a dumb ten year old with filthy hands and no common sense and apparently no family within the state that isn't currently living at the communal facilities. His first day here he was touching goddamn everything, so I've sat aside four pairs of nitrile gloves for him to use that we rotate day to day. He takes off the old ones when he wakes, we put them into their respective drawer, and we check off and move to the next day's. https://i.imgur.com/W74CMw9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/NWv6Kbq.jpg https://i.imgur.com/3RoaWNp.jpg Because those religious fanatic nutsos like to keep kids in the dark, I had to explain to him that likely every adult he knows will be dying within the next 2-3 years (whether of the virus itself, starvation, or the impending revolutions and riots), but that we could at least extend every meaningful person's respective lifespans a little bit by following basic loving common sense procedures. And he's been good at that for the most part, admittedly. He cried a lot the first few days or so, but he seems pretty content to just lay around within the guest room now. He does keep asking about masks. We have two n90 masks that my cousin and I use about the house through most of the day (typical boomer uncle refuses to wear one except for when we send him out for groceries), and a loving gigantic stockpile of them we bought in February. Our mid-day rotationals have been hung up and had a warning sign placed above them so his grubby little mitts know to lay off. https://i.imgur.com/2omXfIN.jpg I still hate having a potential contagion in the house, but mom's gonna be cutting a check at the end of the month for us so it's whatever. Uncle has some recurrent cardiac issues, and I love him to pieces, but if he croaks, I'll finally be getting the bedroom with the en suite bathroom, limiting my chances of getting infected or, conversely, infecting the others. I will say that reading this thread has at least made me happy to know I'm in good company. Stay safe, goons! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/AdamMilstein/status/1250855477384105984?s=20 idiot judges across the country have been releasing all kinds of dumbshit cretins into the wild for weeks now because of the pandemic
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/AdamMilstein/status/1250855477384105984?s=20 That's the second one I've heard of a right wing dude trying to blow something up due to the virus. The first guy got shot down.
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VikingSkull posted:idiot judges across the country have been releasing all kinds of dumbshit cretins into the wild for weeks now because of the pandemic Wanna point in that article where he was released due to the pandemic?
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Obeah posted:I still hate having a potential contagion in the house, but mom's gonna be cutting a check at the end of the month for us so it's whatever. Uncle has some recurrent cardiac issues, and I love him to pieces, but if he croaks, I'll finally be getting the bedroom with the en suite bathroom, limiting my chances of getting infected or, conversely, infecting the others. What the gently caress
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Wanna point in that article where he was released due to the pandemic? https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1250875055174647808
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Obeah posted:Because those religious fanatic nutsos like to keep kids in the dark, I had to explain to him that likely every adult he knows will be dying within the next 2-3 years (whether of the virus itself, starvation, or the impending revolutions and riots), Umm, that seems like a gigantic over estimation, but even if its true maybe don't tell kids that fun fact. edit: wait I am totally getting whooshed and this is a copy / paste from reddit or 4chan right?
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Obeah posted:Welp, my fellow gooners, it's finally happened. My goddamn mother's communal house is apparently under some level of pandemic-time scrutiny (though the specific nature of that scrutiny she herself does not seem to know), and as a result, the elders there have been divvying up the kids to send to houses outside of their property. I guess in case there's a CPS issue or something? what the gently caress
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Oh duh I didn't read the second tweet, just the article where they got his DNA in 2011.
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lol "those people wont even tell this kid that everyone he has ever known will die, what a bunch of psychos"
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VikingSkull posted:idiot judges across the country have been releasing all kinds of dumbshit cretins into the wild for weeks now because of the pandemic I mean yeah for years there've been people raising issues with how Trump & Friends have been shoving out judges nationwide and replacing them with racist sympathizers and other conservatives. This was one of the concerns. It's a feature, not a bug. Speaking of, when are we reopening? I thought he was supposed to declare victory or something at 6.
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Obeah posted:Welp, my fellow gooners, it's finally happened. My goddamn mother's communal house is apparently under some level of pandemic-time scrutiny (though the specific nature of that scrutiny she herself does not seem to know), and as a result, the elders there have been divvying up the kids to send to houses outside of their property. I guess in case there's a CPS issue or something? Uh communal house? And good job on getting your own bathroom weirdo
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Apr 16, 2020 23:38
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Lodin posted:Look at this nice man, can you guess what he wants? Isn't he one of the multi-millionaire evangelists who wouldn't qualify for a cheque because he makes too much? How did he donate his?
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Hazo posted:Speaking of, when are we reopening? I thought he was supposed to declare victory or something at 6. It's over we're open for business again! I'm in a movie theater right now getting a hj from a stranger. Proud to be an American!
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Your mom? Dead. Your dad? Dead. Grandma? loving DEAD. Starved to death. Uncle, dead. Your best friends are dead.
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Hazo posted:I mean yeah for years there've been people raising issues with how Trump & Friends have been shoving out judges nationwide and replacing them with racist sympathizers and other conservatives. This was one of the concerns. It's a feature, not a bug. Robertson, Katherine A. Born 1953 in Princeton, New Jersey Federal Judicial Service Magistrate Judge, U. S. District Court, District of Massachusetts First appointed to the Court January 6, 2015 
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Someone I know just recovered from COVID-19 less than a week ago, they are being told they have to go back to work at their small cafeteria in an assisted living home. 
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Internetjack posted:If anyone feels the need to be a goony pedant, check out this sign: My question is why is there a person lying in the grass behind the sign and nobody seems to care? White hair, grey top dark pants, you can see the soles of the shoes ...
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Burt Sexual posted:Uh communal house? And good job on getting your own bathroom weirdo It's basically how it reads: a commune/farmer's market my mother lives at. They explore a specific branch of paganism that most mainstream religions shy away from. This kid would be waking up at the crack of dawn and helping tend to crops if there weren't a plague on, so I'm sure he's seeing this as quite the vacation.
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Hopper posted:My question is why is there a person lying in the grass behind the sign and nobody seems to care? White hair, grey top dark pants, you can see the soles of the shoes ... Most people try not to bother the photographer but i like to think they are very concerned while also maintaining good distancing
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Hazo posted:I mean yeah for years there've been people raising issues with how Trump & Friends have been shoving out judges nationwide and replacing them with racist sympathizers and other conservatives. This was one of the concerns. It's a feature, not a bug. That judge is an Obama appointee.
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sweet thursday posted:Your mom? Dead. Your dad? Dead. Grandma? loving DEAD. Starved to death. Uncle, dead. Your best friends are dead. stop crying or I won't let you use my new shitter
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Hazo posted:I mean yeah for years there've been people raising issues with how Trump & Friends have been shoving out judges nationwide and replacing them with racist sympathizers and other conservatives. This was one of the concerns. It's a feature, not a bug. remember when Trump commuted the sentences of a bunch of evil corrupt fuckers? These assholes don’t need a pandemic as an excuse to do heinous poo poo. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/18/us/politics/trump-pardon-blagojevich-debartolo.html
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yeah after i told this kid everyone he cares about is gonna die he wouldnt stop crying for 2-3 days but hes good now
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Hopper posted:My question is why is there a person lying in the grass behind the sign and nobody seems to care? White hair, grey top dark pants, you can see the soles of the shoes ... Read the thread man. He's obviously doing yoga whilst staying 6 feet from an imaginary dot.
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Obeah posted:I had to explain to him that likely every adult he knows will be dying within the next 2-3 years (whether of the virus itself, starvation, or the impending revolutions and riots) If this is literal I am pretty sure this qualifies as emotional child abuse.
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Hopper posted:My question is why is there a person lying in the grass behind the sign and nobody seems to care? White hair, grey top dark pants, you can see the soles of the shoes ... He’s either resting or homeless or both. Why do we care?
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Pick posted:Isn't that the sock monkey guy? the dead homeless guy, the antisemitic bomber or the childhood death merchant?
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The finger blasting sock monkey guy. That's like my favorite post ever made.
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Obeah posted:Welp, my fellow gooners, it's finally happened. My goddamn mother's communal house is apparently under some level of pandemic-time scrutiny (though the specific nature of that scrutiny she herself does not seem to know), and as a result, the elders there have been divvying up the kids to send to houses outside of their property. I guess in case there's a CPS issue or something? This post reads like you absolutely, definitely should not be in charge of another human being for any length of time. Does that say "The Boy"? What the actual gently caress.
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There Bias Two posted:This post reads like you absolutely, definitely should not be in charge of another human being for any length of time. Jeez will you guys lay off Kratos already. He's doing the best he can in difficult circumstances.
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Obeah posted:Welp, my fellow gooners, it's finally happened. My goddamn mother's communal house is apparently under some level of pandemic-time scrutiny (though the specific nature of that scrutiny she herself does not seem to know), and as a result, the elders there have been divvying up the kids to send to houses outside of their property. I guess in case there's a CPS issue or something? Perfectly normal.
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Obeah posted:Welp, my fellow gooners, it's finally happened. My goddamn mother's communal house is apparently under some level of pandemic-time scrutiny (though the specific nature of that scrutiny she herself does not seem to know), and as a result, the elders there have been divvying up the kids to send to houses outside of their property. I guess in case there's a CPS issue or something? WTF. You should just go ahead and call CPS. They can go ahead and put the kid in therapy since he now thinks he's going to be living in a wasteland made up of children with adult corpses covering the landscape.
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VikingSkull posted:the best part is the last line where he's just like "I've finally found a place to post among friends" lol
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