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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Reads like the current owners came up with a nice scheme to completely shaft the staff and other creditors, but are instead likely to get wiped out themselves (by another group who may also be scummy).

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justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Not just me then! For the last couple of years or so it just seems to bring up all kinds of irrelevant links no matter how many inverted commas I use or how far 'down the tail' I make the search query.


I did try Duck Duck Go for 6 months but it drove me pots - reminded me of old yahoo in the limitations of its results.

I use Duck Duck Go and it mostly does the job, for more particular things like just checking train times or what have you I use Google. Searching for stuff does seem a little poo poo at the moment though, the first 3 pages of results are just copy and pasting each other and sometimes the informations wrong, or Google keeps trying to correct what it is I'm searching for.

Also adding site:forums.somethingawful.com after a query is sometimes helpful. Sometimes.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Angepain posted:

i'm glad to see that bands can still rise from nothing, mere humble origins of all going to cambridge.

Truly the worst university. Cambridge: not even once, imo.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

peanut- posted:

Reads like the current owners came up with a nice scheme to completely shaft the staff and other creditors, but are instead likely to get wiped out themselves (by another group who may also be scummy).

put the company into liquidation on the assumption that no-one else would be interested in buying it. they get the assets (the brand basically) cheap, and the liabilities are gone. creditors are shafted getting only pennies on the pound. staff laid off cheaply. a cosy stitch-up.

but, now a rival bid has come in who are offering more cash and to pay the liabilities in full. so the independent liquidators, whose sole job is to find the best return for creditors, are obviously going to be taking that instead unless the current management can come up with something bigger to trump it.

good! I hope they learn an expensive lesson, and it serves as a warning to anyone else who thinks they can use one weird trick to escape their liabilities at everyone else’s expense.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

Pablo Bluth posted:

Updated NHS Coronavirus stats



Unless there's still extra lag due to the long weekend, it does feel like we might be at a turning point.
In case anyone is interested, latest updated figures



Looking at recent trends, I estimate all the red bars are on track to be 650-750 range so plateau stage.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

justcola posted:

I use Duck Duck Go and it mostly does the job, for more particular things like just checking train times or what have you I use Google. Searching for stuff does seem a little poo poo at the moment though, the first 3 pages of results are just copy and pasting each other and sometimes the informations wrong, or Google keeps trying to correct what it is I'm searching for.

Also adding site:forums.somethingawful.com after a query is sometimes helpful. Sometimes.

I feel like garbage information duplication sites have got really good at ranking highly on Google, so if you're looking for something a little obscure you end up with the same false hits or misinformation making up the majority of your results. Maybe it's time to bring back webrings.

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

big scary monsters posted:

I feel like garbage information duplication sites have got really good at ranking highly on Google, so if you're looking for something a little obscure you end up with the same false hits or misinformation making up the majority of your results. Maybe it's time to bring back webrings.

Erm excuse me it's called SEO and it's a vital and important part of contemporary marketing strategies, not a parasitic bullshit job at all

Why yes, I did spend over a year sitting a few desks over from a bunch of PR people.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Webrings ruled. I remember when all websites were obsessively hand-crafted, amateurish labours of love, not the corporate blandness we have today :corsair:

SA is a welcome hangover from that era :laugh:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

minema posted:

I use ecosia, it claims that 80% of revenue from ads goes to tree planting projects. I did a cursory check and it seems legit but I didn't look super deep so do some research if you're the suspicious type (and then let me know)

Yeah I've been using Ecosia for a while too, it's fine! And if you ever need more specific results you can add #g or #gi to your query and it'll redirect to Google or Google images instead

Google sucks these days anyway, especially if you're searching for anything specific or technical. Oh we didn't include that term, did you want us to search it? Click here if so! Oh here's a result with an antonym of one of your search terms, you wanted the opposite of what you typed right!! You can get around it to a point but it's a real pain and it used to be way better at this

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/sky_traffic/status/1251164684931092481?s=19

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Friends a person came along to #ukgoons channel on IRC (link in OP) to ask for a bit of advice.

quote:

<#> Hey guys, I hope you are ok - I really need some advice - I been on a 12 month waiting list to get re-assessed for ADHD; I reached the end of the waiting list in Februrary but their has been a delay; I phoned up the team in [Northern English city] today; and been informed that it may be up to six months until i can been seen since the staff have been drafted into other areas.
15:48 I understand it is a crisis, but is their any way you can think of I can resume medication quicker, or will i just have to tought this out?
15:50 I have been on the medication before (lisdexafetamine) so I thinking is it possible that my gp can resume the prescribing?

16:00 <#> thanks for the advice; it used to that once you was assessed your gp could prescribe them indefinitely; but in the last couple years they chanced the NICE guidelines so that you had to see a consultant atleast once a year before your GP can presibe them again (though they did this without training any new adhd consultants to do the extra workload required)

My advice was that atm I'm at home with a prolapsed disc and have been told to just keep on my very strong painkillers and other stuff until the Covids have been dealt with and services go back to normal. The specialists at the spine centre were redeployed last month and there's nothing they can do for me atm. I thought it was a safe enough bet that other GPs were doing much the same and just renewing prescriptions under the circumstances.

If anyone knows anything more please let me know and I will pass it on.

This was one of several other discussions going on at the time which I also think has enough value to be shared here. We solve many problems and have all sorts of very interesting discussions on many topics, really. Tackle issues as well, sometimes :cool:

quote:

16:12 <~crispix> have a deep bath and lie down it such that your head goes under the water (but not your face, this could result in drowning)
16:12 and massage your scalp while it's under the water
16:12 i miss doing that
16:13 if you have long hair it will likely look like so much seaweed
16:13 teehee

crispix fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Apr 17, 2020

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
Google being bad is a side-effect of the whole internet being bad. Anything you search for comes up with 5000 pages of adverts, listicles, Quora and Pinterest links only vaguely related to your query, but it’s not wrong. That’s just all there is now.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/jewdas/status/1251095532061233152?s=19

The most tory looking man.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's a sauwastika (the Buddhist one, not the Hindu/Hitler one), couldn't even get that right.




1866 Hale Hortler

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Google being bad is a side-effect of the whole internet being bad. Anything you search for comes up with 5000 pages of adverts, listicles, Quora and Pinterest links only vaguely related to your query, but it’s not wrong. That’s just all there is now.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1251181235604467713?s=20

this can only be a good thing :thunk:

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

crispix posted:

This was one of several other discussions going on at the time which I also think has enough value to be shared here. We solve many problems and have all sorts of very interesting discussions on many topics, really. Tackle issues as well, sometimes :cool:

We also talked about my dilz

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

baka kaba posted:

Yeah I've been using Ecosia for a while too, it's fine! And if you ever need more specific results you can add #g or #gi to your query and it'll redirect to Google or Google images instead

Google sucks these days anyway, especially if you're searching for anything specific or technical. Oh we didn't include that term, did you want us to search it? Click here if so! Oh here's a result with an antonym of one of your search terms, you wanted the opposite of what you typed right!! You can get around it to a point but it's a real pain and it used to be way better at this

I don't think there is a way to get around it.

Worse, I can search for an exact query and get no results. Then change all the words to the spelling Google expects and get the result I wanted.

I do not know what's going on with the fuzzy logic at Google but it's Bad.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/CouncilCulture/status/1251184828277555200

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

shame on all of you for not adding progressively worse jpeg compression

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

:regd08:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Can we get Trident subs to do donuts in support of BoJo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

feedmegin posted:

We also talked about my dilz

Willies are endlessly fascinating yes.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

crispix posted:

Friends a person came along to #ukgoons channel on IRC (link in OP) to ask for a bit of advice.

I don't know nothin' but yeah, at the very least I'd try the GP and make it clear this is important and needed, and that they just need the prescription to continue until things are normal enough that the review can go ahead. If they're saying there's nothing they can do, could always ask who you could get in touch with about it, maybe there's a better place to contact that can make these decisions in the circumstances


Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Google being bad is a side-effect of the whole internet being bad. Anything you search for comes up with 5000 pages of adverts, listicles, Quora and Pinterest links only vaguely related to your query, but it’s not wrong. That’s just all there is now.

them sites aren't telling google what to look for though! If part of your query is the word "unavailable" you don't want pages with the word "available" because those probably aren't helpful - even worse if it's terminology because then you definitely want that specific word and not the opposite. So everytime you do a search you gotta go set it to Verbatim mode or put every single word in quotes like yes google I want you to look for all these words I typed in god

scroogled again

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I think you'll find that TRUE is exactly the same as NOT(NOT()) so Google is providing quality alternative solutions to your search.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

google philosophical search

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

How much is in the solidarity fund? Can we buy it?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/chickenprincess/status/1250942354976014343?s=20

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
The 8pm clap is sacred and beyond reproach like the are boys poppy thankyouforyourservice bum tyvm

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

baka kaba posted:

google philosophical search



https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

crispix posted:

The 8pm clap is sacred and beyond reproach like the are boys poppy thankyouforyourservice bum tyvm

The virus wouldn't be that unfair. Surely the Sacred Clap counts as a sort of virus ceasefire.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


drat I hoped you'd gone next level with the joke

btw if you're in the android app use Insert Video for them .be links and it'll fix the url for ya!

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
I keep trying to thank our lads in uniform for their service but the more emphatically I do it the faster the Foodora guy pedals away.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Stop clapping for me it's getting embarrassing

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Gonzo McFee posted:

Stop clapping for me it's getting embarrassing

It's not me it's my dummy thicc rear end cheeks and I can't help it

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.





Have a nature this ones for the nhs

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Hrrngh your Maj I'm trying to isolate but my populace is dummy thicc and the clap from Westminster bridge keeps spreading the virus!

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

crispix posted:

The 8pm clap is sacred and beyond reproach like the are boys poppy thankyouforyourservice bum tyvm

Last night a guy on Sky new called it weekly secular worship. It made my skin crawl a little. tbh the clap round here almost had a sarcastic tone to it.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I haven't heard anybody clapping in my town and I love it tbh

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