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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

Unfinish3d posted:

There's been a spider hanging out in my shower for about a week now. I have named it Hans, and made a habit of shepherding it out of the way of the water every day when I shower

I always protect my shower spiders

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Klyith posted:

how does it manage to eat the spiders up on the ceiling?

There’s a line of death about ‘standing on hindlegs’ height that increases in areas containing items or objects that the inu will fit on.


https://imgur.com/gallery/2p8K5Sd

He stood in this position for about ten minutes waiting for the fly to come out of the lampshade.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4VlMzv0-tM

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I don't get many spiders but the occasional lizard friend likes to move in for a bit and I'm happy to let them.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
i sleep in a nest of the softest spider silks

i sup on the morning dew from golden gossamer threads

i am cocooned beneath the loving gaze of my million arachnid children

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jeza posted:

i sleep in a nest of the softest spider silks

i sup on the morning dew from golden gossamer threads

i am cocooned beneath the loving gaze of my million arachnid children

Mother Goddess

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/lYbtdDr.gifv

naem fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Apr 18, 2020

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Same but it's a possum that lives in the attic above my bedroom. Normally I appreciate hearing it scritch around up there but the other night its dumb babby managed to fall down the squirrel-sized hole in the ceiling of the AC closet in the hall and I had to rescue the babby's stupid rear end at like 4:30 am because it wouldn't stop chirping

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Same but it's a possum that lives in the attic above my bedroom. Normally I appreciate hearing it scritch around up there but the other night its dumb babby managed to fall down the squirrel-sized hole in the ceiling of the AC closet in the hall and I had to rescue the babby's stupid rear end at like 4:30 am because it wouldn't stop chirping
:kimchi:

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Sorry OP, I would rather have snakes in my house than spiders.

I hate them and kill them on sight.

( a bit late to this conversation - sorry )

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ugh snake fans are the worst

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ugh snake fans are the worst

I know! We are REALLY a special kind of terrible. It's a point of pride for me.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQucp31n0c



creepy evil fuckers

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012




check out this tiny idiot

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

TheIncredulousHulk posted:



check out this tiny idiot

Awwwwwwwww!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TheIncredulousHulk posted:



check out this tiny idiot

Just last night I went to bed drunk and forgot to empty out a glass of Pepsi. I woke up in the night to the sound of splashing and scratching, turns out a mouse had fell in the Pepsi and was like trying to get out of it.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Recently my older cousin casually brought up micropenis in conversation and when no one reacted she asked 'don't you guys know what a micropenis is?' and I thought 'i sure loving do' but didn't say anything. It was surreal.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

TheIncredulousHulk posted:



check out this tiny idiot
Thanks for sharing that. Brightened up my night!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Social disease? Isn't that a euphemism for STD? Please don't get STDs from spiders op

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

No.

See this is why goons are so disgusting - look. The silverfish eat the gunk, fine. Then the SPIDER eats the silverfish, and then the BAT eats the spider, and then the goon eats the bat, the goon gets COVID from the bat, and THEN dies on toilet for the new silverfish to eat come on it's like you're a freaking baby

you're going to die eventually

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


We have a balcony spider named rodriquez now, he coo'

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Just last night I went to bed drunk and forgot to empty out a glass of Pepsi. I woke up in the night to the sound of splashing and scratching, turns out a mouse had fell in the Pepsi and was like trying to get out of it.

All he wanted was a Pepsi

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

All he wanted was a Pepsi

and you wouldn't give it to him

that's ALL HE WANTED

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

naem posted:

spiders are just vanmpire crabs (cranmpire)

this is science

additionally crabs are just crunchy dogs

all animals are kinds of dogs

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpakQW8-_zA

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

your high school band is remarkably good

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
ty I got kicked out because I hosed up the basslines so mu;ch

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

SniperWoreConverse posted:

ty I got kicked out because I hosed up the basslines so mu;ch

Don't feel bad, you would never have even been in this group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z1_RmyKs9g

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Big Beef City posted:

No.

See this is why goons are so disgusting - look. The silverfish eat the gunk, fine. Then the SPIDER eats the silverfish, and then the BAT eats the spider, and then the goon eats the bat, the goon gets COVID from the bat, and THEN dies on toilet for the new silverfish to eat come on it's like you're a freaking baby

the circle of lice

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

b mad at me posted:

Don't feel bad, you would never have even been in this group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z1_RmyKs9g

because you have no talent, not for other reasons

just wanted to make that clear

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.


Tons of these guys in my old place.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/yowcTwO.mp4

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017
and now, becuase internet, that's all that matters

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



But how can it have enough songs for everyone?

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