sincx posted:Can I get a gang tag for being (probably) the first person to post about COVID-19 on the forums? we need to flatten the curve ...on your posting!!!!!!!
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rump buttman posted:wtf does this mean? If it was a badass drug that was kicking the rona's rear end, it would be clear from the initial smaller sample. If it only benefits a small percentage of patients, you'd need a massive sample size to show that it's not just a normal deviation from placebo.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:15
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Peacoffee posted:mods please change my name to dodgyfishcakes  
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Apr 18, 2020 05:16
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oxsnard posted:If it was a badass drug that was kicking the rona's rear end, it would be clear from the initial smaller sample. If it only benefits a small percentage of patients, you'd need a massive sample size to show that it's not just a normal deviation from placebo. I fed mercury to 3000 patients but only 3 recovered. I am sure it works, but 3 is such a small number, I should expand the study and feed mercury to 10,000 patients. Then at least 10 will recover, and that will be a noteworthy statistic, unlike 3
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Apr 18, 2020 05:20
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twoday posted:I fed mercury to 3000 patients but only 3 recovered. I am sure it works, but 3 is such a small number, I should expand the study and feed mercury to 10,000 patients. Then at least 10 will recover, and that will be a noteworthy statistic, unlike 3  /
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Apr 18, 2020 05:23
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Apr 18, 2020 05:25
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another new record in deaths in the usa. cases remain flat despite multiple weeks of lockdown and a decline in testing...but it's the weekend so get ready for yet another blast of "reopen the economy!" optimism  https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1251359390558572544
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Apr 18, 2020 05:25
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Tunicate posted:try this, see if it works this worked for about a minute 
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Apr 18, 2020 05:26
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Sweden's herd immunity speedrun continuing to look great!
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Apr 18, 2020 05:28
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Apr 18, 2020 05:29
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Sweden's herd immunity speedrun continuing to look great! I know you're being sarcastic but sorry, nobody died on Easter weekend so you're wrong and Sweden is right to let the virus roam free By this point it's practically been confirmed by God twoday has issued a correction as of 05:36 on Apr 18, 2020 |
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Apr 18, 2020 05:29
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sincx posted:Can I get a gang tag for being (probably) the first person to post about COVID-19 on the forums? You're like the Gaetan Dugas of this thread.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:30
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Sweden's herd immunity speedrun continuing to look great! I'm not a math guy but it looks like they're past the peak.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:31
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twoday posted:have you ever listened to any swedish music? black polka?
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Apr 18, 2020 05:31
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Man, people are idiots.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:32
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Zeroisanumber posted:Man, people are idiots. Trmeuisrpo[ip!@
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Apr 18, 2020 05:34
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PDP-1 posted:gonna be great when things start opening up early and just enough chuds start going out to keep infection rates high but normal people stay home and don't buy poo poo even harder because of that high infection rate so we somehow maximize the combination of number of sick people and economic collapse. it was always going to happen this way
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Apr 18, 2020 05:34
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euphronius posted:it was always going to happen this way yeah and its probably going to go clear through 2021 while the rest of the world gets back to "normal". any area on the USA relying on foreign tourism is permanently dead.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:36
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Mississippi has like 4,000 cases right now not 1,000. The only places with less than 1,000 in the IS are the ones like Montana with really low population. any idea how to do this?
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Apr 18, 2020 05:36
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twoday posted:I fed mercury to 3000 patients but only 3 recovered. I am sure it works, but 3 is such a small number, I should expand the study and feed mercury to 10,000 patients. Then at least 10 will recover, and that will be a noteworthy statistic, unlike 3 Thank you for your work doctor
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Apr 18, 2020 05:37
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Chinatown posted:yeah and its probably going to go clear through 2021 while the rest of the world gets back to "normal".
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Apr 18, 2020 05:39
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ive been covering my face with cum to keep the covid out. gotta be at least as good as beads.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:44
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Squizzle posted:im injesting colloidal bismuth and antimony to make my whole body diamagnetic which i believe will give me the ability to “surf” the lines of earths magnetic field at rocket speeds
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Apr 18, 2020 05:46
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in california i hear they surf the magnetic lines to school every day e: or did. before the corvids
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Apr 18, 2020 05:47
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i had some beans and ham for dinner tonight
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Apr 18, 2020 05:50
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Had a coworker tell me that Sweden is exactly the same as all their neighbors in covid cases so it's all fake. He refused to cite his sources despite my having no ability to find anything but things saying Sweden is hosed. These Q folk are otherworldly.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:52
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friendly 2 da void posted:another new record in deaths in the usa. cases remain flat despite multiple weeks of lockdown and a decline in testing...but it's the weekend so get ready for yet another blast of "reopen the economy!" optimism Only 1300 people died of Covid-19 on Sunday the 19th! REOPEN THE ECONOMY! DEATHS ARE DOWN! BACK TO WORK! #MillenialCrybabies
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Apr 18, 2020 05:54
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eric ciaramella posted:ive been covering my face with cum to keep the covid out. gotta be at least as good as beads. You're going to get an infection!
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Apr 18, 2020 05:55
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Lessail posted:i had some beans and ham for dinner tonight I had ham, rice and beans for dinner. Get on my level 
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Apr 18, 2020 05:59
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Bar Ran Dun posted:so what is the rolling onto the stomach efficacy? when you lay on your back, the heart puts pressure on the back of the pleural cavity, decreasing the amount of space available for gas exchange. this isn't a problem in the health individual. when covid is destroying lung tissue though, this can add to the problem. so you have them lie in the prone position. because the heart just kinda hangs there a little better, and it frees up lung space. it's standard for almost all cases of ARDS.
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Apr 18, 2020 05:59
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ARDS lmao
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Apr 18, 2020 06:03
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PringleCreamEgg posted:Had a coworker tell me that Sweden is exactly the same as all their neighbors in covid cases so it's all fake. He refused to cite his sources despite my having no ability to find anything but things saying Sweden is hosed. These Q folk are otherworldly. lol they are everywhere https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/121078372/coronavirus-two-claiming-lockdown-makes-them-illegally-detained-sue-jacinda-ardern quote:Men suing Jacinda Ardern over the Level 4 lockdown's legality have made claims including an allegation a business leader and the Prime Minister conspired to ruin New Zealand's economy.
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Apr 18, 2020 06:04
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Atrocious Joe posted:actually everyone in China died of COVID and the CCP is just covering it up actually, cover ups are forbidden in China, so you can trust them 100% https://nationalfile.com/china-says-there-is-no-coronavirus-cover-up-because-cover-ups-are-not-permitted/
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Apr 18, 2020 06:06
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if I used to be obese is that still a risk factor I’m swole as heck now
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Apr 18, 2020 06:09
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east coast adult swim joe pera marathon is a pro choice in these troubled times & for those unable https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1FJoJxu5bMCL6dO6EGFaSkeRTGV7tLwj6
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Apr 18, 2020 06:09
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9 days until we hit the 60k deaths Trump says is the end and the virus goes away.
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Apr 18, 2020 06:10
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does anyone have the video where a guy with glasses is interviewing a blond on the street who can barely speak and she goes “sorry my voice is shot I have the coronavirus” and the guy looks like he’s just seen his death
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Apr 18, 2020 06:10
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coke posted:lol they are everywhere [COVID-19 April] The Corpse of Rights
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Apr 18, 2020 06:13
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:does anyone have the video where a guy with glasses is interviewing a blond on the street who can barely speak and she goes “sorry my voice is shot I have the coronavirus” and the guy looks like he’s just seen his death
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RandomBlue posted:9 days until we hit the 60k deaths Trump says is the end and the virus goes away. don't worry, they already set up the next goalpost by saying that if deaths stayed under 200,000 then trump did a great job. Once we hit 200k that will be changed to 'fantastic job' and we will be reminded that it would have been 2.2 million if we had done nothing. When it reaches 2.2 million, we will all be jubilant, for we had less than 3 million deaths, which is a miracle, and trump is the best president.
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