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Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Kulkasha posted:

gently caress yeah use that Ohio flag

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The ohio Flag is the only acceptable flag in THE midwestern republic of KIWIMOM.


Pacific flag should have the bear on one side and a beaver on the other.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
lmfao at any new country based in North America but the capital isn't New York, Montréal, or Austin. Especially lmfao at the one that picks the Ohio flag as the inspiration for theirs.

Also, don't basques drink wine mixed with cola? I'm pretty sure that's a thing and I love it. Manischewitz + coke zero motherfuckers, the sabbath drink of champions.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

lmfao at any new country based in North America but the capital isn't Milledgeville, Benicia, or Washington-on-the-Brazos.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

The secession of Long Island.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Jippa posted:

I will never understand the mid west.

there just aren't a lot of us

my state has about 1/3 the population of Chicago and most of its in KC/Topeka/Wichita

It is cool and good that gov Kelly is working with western states and with Missouri tho- KC and its surrounding counties went on lockdown way before either state did, back when it was mostly the coastal doing it

the Kansas City of today is a hell of an improvement over even just 20 years ago

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also, don't basques drink wine mixed with cola? I'm pretty sure that's a thing and I love it. Manischewitz + coke zero motherfuckers, the sabbath drink of champions.

I think it's a common practice in all of Spain. And yeah, it does rule. I believe it's called hobo champagne.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

call center manager posted:

I think it's a common practice in all of Spain. And yeah, it does rule. I believe it's called hobo champagne.

add a rinse of absinthe and some lime to kalimotxo next time for a fresh summer treat

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

All state flags are purposefully awful as a tactic to prevent them from being able to secede without any good symbol to rally around.

Yes, especially California.

No, that's Chile.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

SlothfulCobra posted:

All state flags are purposefully awful as a tactic to prevent them from being able to secede without any good symbol to rally around.

Yes, especially California.

No, that's Chile.

Mississippi

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


SlothfulCobra posted:

All state flags are purposefully awful as a tactic to prevent them from being able to secede without any good symbol to rally around.

Yes, especially California.

:wrong:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


SlothfulCobra posted:

I think it's weird how people try to constantly cast the west coast as just a bunch of flower children living in harmony with their environment.

SlothfulCobra posted:

Doing such a great job, you're on fire.

SlothfulCobra posted:



Where's In-N-Out Burger?
(because nobody actually wants it)


SlothfulCobra posted:

All state flags are purposefully awful as a tactic to prevent them from being able to secede without any good symbol to rally around.

Yes, especially California.

No, that's Chile.

lol

did California push u inside ur locker at school

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Follow-up:


https://twitter.com/simongerman600/status/1251224923017789440?s=21

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Soviet Commubot posted:

I will die before I accept any flag based on that godawful Ohio pennant as the flag of the glorious Pact of Steel.

Also, why is Kentucky in our Great Lakes alliance? Their impure southern ways have no place among us.


Change one word and it becomes high intensity French poo poo.

A. Kentucky is really divided between 3 different regions and while the western and southern parts are culturally southern, and the east is culturally Appalachian, the central bluegrass region bordering Indiana and Ohio which is culturally Midwestern possesses 52% of the state's population and 2/3rds of its economic output.

B. Kentucky's three biggest metro areas are Louisville, Lexington, and the Cincinnati surburbs. Two of those cross state lines into Indiana and Ohio

C. Cincinatti's airport is located in Kentucky.

D. The map is based on Coronavirus pacts and the pact was actually started by Kentucky, Ohio, and Indiana for reasons B and C with the rest of the Midwest asking to join soon after.

E. Kentucky's membership gives the pact complete control over the majestic Ohio river allowing us to choke off Pittsburgh from the outside world and liberate it from the heathen Pennsylvanians as it was always rightfully ours.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



SlothfulCobra posted:

All state flags are purposefully awful as a tactic to prevent them from being able to secede without any good symbol to rally around.

Yes, especially California.

No, that's Chile.

New Mexico and Maryland have boss flags.

Virginia's is dumb, but it does have a titty.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

A. Kentucky is really divided between 3 different regions and while the western and southern parts are culturally southern, and the east is culturally Appalachian, the central bluegrass region bordering Indiana and Ohio which is culturally Midwestern possesses 52% of the state's population and 2/3rds of its economic output.

B. Kentucky's three biggest metro areas are Louisville, Lexington, and the Cincinnati surburbs. Two of those cross state lines into Indiana and Ohio

C. Cincinatti's airport is located in Kentucky.

D. The map is based on Coronavirus pacts and the pact was actually started by Kentucky, Ohio, and Indiana for reasons B and C with the rest of the Midwest asking to join soon after.

E. Kentucky's membership gives the pact complete control over the majestic Ohio river allowing us to choke off Pittsburgh from the outside world and liberate it from the heathen Pennsylvanians as it was always rightfully ours.

F. I'm in Kentucky and please for the love of god don't send me back down south.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts
Why do they label it Korean and not Hangul?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SlothfulCobra posted:

All state flags are purposefully awful as a tactic to prevent them from being able to secede without any good symbol to rally around.

Yes, especially California.

No, that's Chile.

New Mexico

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

MeinPanzer posted:

Why do they label it Korean and not Hangul?

Because it's kind of a bad map.

For example - with all the different languages that spoken there, India is definitely going to have way more than just one alphabet.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Sure, Latin America has good writers, but why is that guerilla pissing against the house?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Minenfeld!
Aug 21, 2012



Mine has grapes. We are well known for our grapes.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I can think of at least five good US state flags. That's one in ten!

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Bongo Bill posted:

I can think of at least five good US state flags. That's one in ten!
For me: Alaska, Arizona, California, Maryland, New Mexico, and Texas. Maybe Ohio, I'm not sure how I feel about that one.

Worst aesthetically is anything with the state's name on it (except California), and worst in general is anything with the Confederate flag. Although Georgia's old one where they tried to sneak the Confederate flag in (twice!) by putting all their old flags on it at least shows a lovely sort of creativity:



Right, maps. A classic (average color of state flags):

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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The sea of ugly navy ones that just have indistinguishable seals on them are also atrocious. Personally I like Rhode Island's flag, in addition to some of the other good ones listed. Definitely gets points for originality:



Often depicted without the gold fringe.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


How about fictional state flags? Like this one of Springfield's state:



(As pointed out in the episode, it's particularly embarrassing because Springfield is in a northern state.)

A different flag seen in another episode:

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

What's the story behind the extreme balkanization of central america? Some sort of Spanish colonial thing of just awful infrastructure in the inland hills?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Napoleonic Wars gently caress poo poo up in Spain, everyone in the Spanish colonies takes the opportunity to get out fast.

Imagine if Norman the Conqueror’s spiritual successor showed up in England circa 1770. Instead of the thirteen colonies having to JOIN, or DIE, they may gone their separate ways. That would be especially likely if they had weaker ties to each other, as was the case in Mesoamerica.

The exceptions are Panama, which you may recall Uncle Sam broke from Colombia, and Belize, which had long been under British influence.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Apr 18, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


From an article on the plague.

Perhaps they could have chosen a colour that isn’t used in the charts to show “countries with known presence of plague in wild reservoir species”.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I grew up in Pennsylvania and I think with a few small, common-sense changes, our flag could look way better than it currently does:



1. Change it from blue to bright red
2. Take out everything in the center and replace it with a large 5 pointed yellow star
3. Keep the eagle have him perched on the point of the star but make him look angrier
4. Reverse the black horses so they're leaning on the center star and make them kind of horse people
5. Have the horse person on the left be wielding that plow from the original flag in a port arms fashion
6. Have the horse person on the right wield our State Gun, which is the Kentucky Rifle, in the same fashion

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also, don't basques drink wine mixed with cola? I'm pretty sure that's a thing and I love it. Manischewitz + coke zero motherfuckers, the sabbath drink of champions.

Everyone, because is cheap. Is called Kalimotxo, that is obviously a basque word.

https://thehappybarkers.com/kalimotxo-cocktail/

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Arglebargle III posted:

What's the story behind the extreme balkanization of central america? Some sort of Spanish colonial thing of just awful infrastructure in the inland hills?

Central America didn't declare its independence from Spain, it declared it from Mexico. Central America had a similar thing going on as pre-Civil War US where most Central Americans considered themselves citizens of their state first. Central America declared its independence together rather than individually because it expected Mexico with its much larger army would try to reconquer the territory and they needed to stick together. But that never happened, Mexico became mired in political instability regime change and infighting at the same time Central America declared its independence and never sought to reannex the country because it was too focused on its internal divisons. Without a powerful dangerous enemy to unite behind Central America had no reason to cooperate and stick together and dissolved along regional lines.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I've always been fascinated by that period of Latin American history as well, everything starting out hopeful and optimistic, the US constitution being copied verbatim, only for it to quickly devolve into chaos and instability in most countries.

My favorite thing is Bolivia having a coup every few years, the latest one having occurred just last year. It's tough being Bolivia

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
I think the best thing George Washington did was not seek a third term. This established a tradition which at least prevented the USA from catching a case of president-for-life, which har hosed up so many other republics.

grancheater
May 1, 2013

Wine'em, dine'em, 69'em
Luckily, most first heads of state for South American republics barely even managed to serve a full first term, firmly cementing the region as the bedrock of modern democracy.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Groke posted:

I think the best thing George Washington did was not seek a third term. This established a tradition which at least prevented the USA from catching a case of president-for-life, which har hosed up so many other republics.

More important than this was Washington's response to the Newburgh Conspiracy.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Lord Hydronium posted:

Worst aesthetically is anything with the state's name on it (except California), and worst in general is anything with the Confederate flag. Although Georgia's old one where they tried to sneak the Confederate flag in (twice!) by putting all their old flags on it at least shows a lovely sort of creativity:



You are really badly misrepresenting the Georgia 2001 flag. When that flag was introduced, Georgia still flew the 1956 (aka, soon after Brown v. Board of Education) flag, shown below. There was no need in 2001 to "sneak" the Confederate flag in.



And after the governor (Roy Barnes) lost relection for having been insufficiently racist and daring to change that flag, the next governor went right back to a Confederate-based flag, similar to another one you were saying was "snuck" in.

ulmont fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Apr 18, 2020

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Phlegmish posted:

My favorite thing is Bolivia having a coup every few years, the latest one having occurred just last year. It's tough being Bolivia



I'm not crazy; I'm just colorful. That's what happens when you live in Bolivia, you get colorful...

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