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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

AEW should sign him with Storm to run the nightmare factory with Dustin. That'd be one helluva training trio.

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I suspect Hero will be one of the people AEW are most likely to pick up. Possibly as a performer but almost more so for his creative/training brain.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Finally, we can Let Chris Hero Be Fat Again. Cast off the shackles of those basketball jerseys.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How long until they hire Chris Hero again?

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Pinche Rudo posted:

AEW should sign him with Storm to run the nightmare factory with Dustin. That'd be one helluva training trio.

That would be an incredible coup if they could.

What's with all the NXT cuts though? They all have to be making so little it barely even matters. The main roster folks they released at least had high six to seven figure downsides. This can't be saving them more than a couple hundred grand total per year. Good Lord what a lovely lovely company.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Storm, Dustin and Hero running an AEW PC would be loving insane.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

sportsgenius86 posted:

Storm, Dustin and Hero running an AEW PC would be loving insane.

actually, yeah, gently caress that's a crew

Eddie Kingston to teach promos when his body finally gives

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


shiksa posted:

actually, yeah, gently caress that's a crew

Eddie Kingston to teach promos when his body finally gives

Plus they've got Marshall and Spears on staff already. gently caress it, the create-a-pro guys both got let go this week.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

It feels kinda racist to specifically repeatedly single out Muslim and Chinese talent as being fake names, especially with evidence each time that they're real people who are now unemployed, but maybe that's just me


Yup. That was poor form, ya’ll.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Chris James 2 posted:

Dorian Mak was Dan Matha, his one TV appearance was ruined by Samoa Joe (which, considering how Joe's future went, :rip: to both)
Didn't he also get a Saudi Rumble spot because they literally ran out of people to fill it with? He can probably coast off of that payday for years.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


New shirt from Levis Valenzuela (No Way Jose) https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/yes-way-hologram.html

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So who's actually left from the wave of Chinese/Middle Eastern talent they signed en masse? Xia Li, Mansoor and ????

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/consciousgary/status/1251319118533459977

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Benne posted:

So who's actually left from the wave of Chinese/Middle Eastern talent they signed en masse? Xia Li, Mansoor and ????

Some guy named boa. And they have a bunch of dudes from India still signed

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Kushida's still stuck in this loving company, right :smith:

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

flatluigi posted:

i saw a pretty big effortpost somewhere connecting just about every name there (and on the full list) to actual contemporary players, so you're exactly right

Interesting.



Lamuella posted:

We also have Sleve McDichael

Good old Sleve "Bongo" McDichael.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Benne posted:

So who's actually left from the wave of Chinese/Middle Eastern talent they signed en masse? Xia Li, Mansoor and ????

Isn't Mansoor the awful 4chan chud?

Makes sense he'd get to keep his job.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

Isn't Mansoor the awful 4chan chud?

Makes sense he'd get to keep his job.

he sucks but this thread is proof that not even the most noblest are immune from posting Dumb poo poo online

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I got Terry Tanner on the rookie name generator

http://scarless1.tripod.com/twfnamegenerator.html

So easy to picture someone with that name being released.

Edit: Jacob Sage... kk ill stop rolling.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

when i clicked on it, it said an offensive name that I will link instead of posting and i won't be using it any more. i don't know why you trolled me with this piece of trash. i had to upload a pic of it so that you don't think i am lying in order to say something offensive. that's not my "bag"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blaise330 posted:

I got Terry Tanner on the rookie name generator

http://scarless1.tripod.com/twfnamegenerator.html

So easy to picture someone with that name being released.

Edit: Jacob Sage... kk ill stop rolling.

First roll was so I'm not gonna roll again because that's perfect

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Cavauro posted:

when i clicked on it, it said an offensive name that I will link instead of posting and i won't be using it any more. i don't know why you trolled me with this piece of trash. i had to upload a pic of it so that you don't think i am lying in order to say something offensive. that's not my "bag"

wowzers

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Cavauro posted:

when i clicked on it, it said an offensive name that I will link instead of posting and i won't be using it any more. i don't know why you trolled me with this piece of trash. i had to upload a pic of it so that you don't think i am lying in order to say something offensive. that's not my "bag"

I'm legit shocked Gabe didn't already come up with this name in the early 00s

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I got Bort Hanky

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

History Comes Inside! posted:

Isn't Mansoor the awful 4chan chud?

Makes sense he'd get to keep his job.

Yes, the absolute winner who posted that video on social media where he was hanging out with skinheads and shouting "I love nazis."

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

can’t really top that one but I got Enzo King, which imo is also kind of gross

like, imagine a Jersey Shore caricature derangedly cackling about puppies

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i got “john baker” which is pretty underwhelming after all of that

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I am Rarity no more. From now on I will forever be known as Gilligan Gallagher

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



I got Jet Knight which is the name of an actual indie wrestler

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Cavauro posted:

when i clicked on it, it said an offensive name that I will link instead of posting and i won't be using it any more. i don't know why you trolled me with this piece of trash. i had to upload a pic of it so that you don't think i am lying in order to say something offensive. that's not my "bag"

drat, way to crit fail on a d1000 roll.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I will now call myself Muddy Pantsuit

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm Doug Johnson

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Rarity posted:

I am Rarity no more. From now on I will forever be known as Gilligan Gallagher

That'd fit right in on mid-2000 Smackdown.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

I got Terry Tanner on the rookie name generator

http://scarless1.tripod.com/twfnamegenerator.html

So easy to picture someone with that name being released.

Edit: Jacob Sage... kk ill stop rolling.

I rolled Colin Fistmouth.

COLIN FIIIIIIISSSSTMOOOOUUUUUTTHHHHH. :dance:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Huh

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Some reddit hoser was saying that Hawkins' wife is 8 months pregnant and they still fired him

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I got Hudson Beefrock

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Neodoomium posted:

Some reddit hoser was saying that Hawkins' wife is 8 months pregnant and they still fired him

Her IG confirms this

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Jamison Fistmouth

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm now Fist Cassidy

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