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Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
Not a creb, but still a snipper snopper and I just love everything about this

https://twitter.com/j_schubert__/status/1249168359549214721?s=20

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Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Hoplosternum posted:

Not a creb, but still a snipper snopper and I just love everything about this

https://twitter.com/j_schubert__/status/1249168359549214721?s=20

They are just crabs that haven't figured out how to be crabs 100% yet, someone had a post before about how species independently trend towards being a crab over time.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A good longcrab

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


They're just crab limousines.

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


The dachshund of crabs.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Clawchshund?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Crab is unyielding defiance

that dog's about to get hosed up

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp3eQtrdDJM

Rides Naked
Jun 4, 2006

Program, Whale, Program
Crab rave game

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



https://mobile.twitter.com/reesewaters/status/1250815749721141250

The crabs returning to their carousels

Nature finds a way, we are the virus

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The website said they were pet-friendly :colbert:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Gettin' on a plane, checkin' in my cooler full of live crabs, nothing wrong with this idea at all.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Mister TSA agent won't let my diet coke fly but a bucket full of crabs is a-ok

I thought they were supposed to all keep each other in the bucket :colbert:


Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Apr 16, 2020

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dely Apple posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/reesewaters/status/1250815749721141250

The crabs returning to their carousels

Nature finds a way, we are the virus

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ_aHrnuF2Q

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm sad and angry to this day that we still don't have the technology to use images as thread titles

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Another robot creb that turns into a cube just got announced:



For pre-order here: https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/123928

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Normally I would be fishing blue crabs in the Chesapeake with my trotline by now but with covid and all I figure Ill give the crabs a break for the year and let them live.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Normally I would be fishing blue crabs in the Chesapeake with my trotline by now but with covid and all I figure Ill give the crabs a break for the year and let them live.

*camera cuts to flashback of scientist crabs in crab laboratory (craboratory) working on novel viral strain with their cute little crab hands*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1251269396112093185?s=19

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what's the word for a wizard specialising in crabs. is it brachuromancer? i'm sure one of you creatures should know this

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Cancer Mage

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's the word for a wizard specialising in crabs. is it brachuromancer? i'm sure one of you creatures should know this

I'd go with CARCINOMANCER.

This made me think of a crab wizard so I went to search for one and lo and behold googling it shows like dozens of examples of crab wizards!

abra crabdabra motherfuckers

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Glad to find out what a surprisingly fruitful search term crab wizard turns out to be

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
This video has some good crab clawing


https://youtu.be/prBaZzYmQrI

naem
May 29, 2011

full crabitalism now

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I’m sorry about my many crimes against the humble crab but in my defense they were delicious

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

the harbours in nz are healing

the squat lobster hordes have returned

we are the virus

https://i.imgur.com/lggwMgO.mp4

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mak0rz posted:

I'd go with CARCINOMANCER.

yes but this is a merger of latin and greek and is the work of a vile, horrible, diseased mind. now if you'll excuse me i'm off to watch television

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yes but this is a merger of latin and greek and is the work of a vile, horrible, diseased mind. now if you'll excuse me i'm off to watch television

karkinomancer sounds dumb tho

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crabjuration
Clawnjuration
Crebromancy
OK I'm out of ideas, somebody else can finish them

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







I'd buy that for a sand dollar

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

snip snopromancy

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Clawmaturgy.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Dely Apple posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/reesewaters/status/1250815749721141250

The crabs returning to their carousels

Nature finds a way, we are the virus

the xen section of half life but gordon freeman is just a normal crab in an airport

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Crabs, the international language: https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/g44al4/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Horseshoe crabs are my favorite crabs

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Goddamn I miss the crabhunting I did on the beaches of Barbados.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




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