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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Well y’all are no fun I totally would have bought something and scarred my skin for science

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Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.


clicks in incognito Oh, I know that video :)

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

MarcusSA posted:

Well y’all are no fun I totally would have bought something and scarred my skin for science

I thought it would be funny to find a cattle brander and post that, so I went browsing through 'livestock' (which is my excuse).





MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Shut up Meg posted:

I thought it would be funny to find a cattle brander and post that, so I went browsing through 'livestock' (which is my excuse).







loving lol and prime AV material.

Brainworm
Mar 23, 2007

...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...
Nap Ghost

MarcusSA posted:

Well y’all are no fun I totally would have bought something and scarred my skin for science

Well, the ante for that absolutely terrible idea is only $40 and some retinal burns. Here you go.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
lmao



a) Frequency (speed of light)

b) Yeah, you don't need goggles for the high power IR laser, you'll just go blind and not even notice.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


So my cheap Settlers of Cata box arrived rocket fast and it looks entirely legit including ad inserts. It was wrapped properly but one corner of the lid was split, which I don't think was our fault so I'm guessing it's legit stock that didn't pass QA? Anyway thanks goons!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Remember that muscle stimulator thingo I bought a while ago?

Read the instructions and don't scoff at the warnings about using for too long at high impulse strength. Got a few nasty electrical burn marks on my biceps.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

After eating a bunch of ramen during lockdown, I found these blanket-stuffed-pillowcases:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000938833449.html





note the blanket isn't huge (163 by 95cm), more of a lap cover unless you're very small, but I still ordered one.

They are available a little cheaper here:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000735257336.html

but I prefered the design in the first pic I posted^^ which wasn't available on that listing.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

After eating a bunch of ramen during lockdown, I found these blanket-stuffed-pillowcases:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000938833449.html





note the blanket isn't huge (163 by 95cm), more of a lap cover unless you're very small, but I still ordered one.

They are available a little cheaper here:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000735257336.html

but I prefered the design in the first pic I posted^^ which wasn't available on that listing.

Omg thank you; this is the best possible gift for my friend!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014



some aliexpress-quality cause and effect understanding here
also great av material
Unfortunately I've lost the listing this came from but it was some chinese herb ointment

but here's something equally trustworthy





this is extremely my poo poo, thank you

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I feel like the quality on noodle blankets is going to be absolute poo poo, but I’m still very tempted and it’s only $15 bucks for a great gag gift...

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

If they had these pillows in an Indo Mie migoreng version I'd be extremely on this poo poo

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
The nongshim one is hella cool.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

1redflag posted:

I feel like the quality on noodle blankets is going to be absolute poo poo, but I’m still very tempted and it’s only $15 bucks for a great gag gift...

I have to say, you're probably right BUT my burrito blanket is incredibly soft and has stood up to the washer and dryer twice. I would like if it was a little bigger, but it's big enough to wear draped over my torso like a fashionable wheaten poncho.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Brainworm posted:

Well, the ante for that absolutely terrible idea is only $40 and some retinal burns. Here you go.

Thanks I actually ordered this lol.

I did look at the reviews for these and they do seem to work for smaller stuff which I have so I'm ready to burn the loving poo poo out of my self.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


MarcusSA posted:

Thanks I actually ordered this lol.

I did look at the reviews for these and they do seem to work for smaller stuff which I have so I'm ready to burn the loving poo poo out of my self.

This is probably going too far off topic for this thread, but if you don't mind waiting then there is a company called Soliton that is coming out with a new tattoo removal machine that uses sound waves or some magic poo poo to remove tattoos. Of course its new tech and might cost a lot, but its basically a one visit thing. The stock was talked up a little bit in the stock gambling thread in bfc
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/20/soliton-plans-to-make-a-fortune-off-millennials-who-regret-tattoos.html
I don't even think its gonna take that much longer for it to come out. The tech is also getting looked at for fat removal lol.

DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Apr 20, 2020

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Brainworm posted:

I searched for home surgery equipment this morning and was not disappointed. There are like fifty different versions of this little beauty from the Be Tattoo Professional Factory Store.

Skin problems? No problem. The fix is as easy as pressing the REWOP button:




Well it's probably better than my solution of using a soldering iron for getting rid of skin things.
Never mind it is just a pretty soldering iron.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

This is probably going too far off topic for this thread, but if you don't mind waiting then there is a company called Soliton that is coming out with a new tattoo removal machine that uses sound waves or some magic poo poo to remove tattoos. Of course its new tech and might cost a lot, but its basically a one visit thing. The stock was talked up a little bit in the stock gambling thread in bfc
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/20/soliton-plans-to-make-a-fortune-off-millennials-who-regret-tattoos.html
I don't even think its gonna take that much longer for it to come out. The tech is also getting looked at for fat removal lol.

Interesting! I'll keep an eye on that.

This little laster thing was $33 bucks so its worth a shot and a few people posted before and after pictures and it does seem to work.

clear eyes full farts
Jul 3, 2007

the uk is just awful
It's a fake democracy
with free education and healthcare as long as you are a dosser and I am trapped here :(

Those bottle holders are insane and deadly

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The tech is also getting looked at for fat removal lol.

that sounds horrifying.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MarcusSA posted:

Interesting! I'll keep an eye on that.

This little laster thing was $33 bucks so its worth a shot and a few people posted before and after pictures and it does seem to work.

You are going to have to keep us updated on this adventure.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Humphreys posted:

You are going to have to keep us updated on this adventure.

Hopefully not from the burn ward.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
cahnt ttpe pistong whilw vlind

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
Get someone to post an update for you when you blind yourself with the IR laser and no goggles.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



NoneMoreNegative posted:

I've got stuff in postal limbo from sixty days back I'm still waiting on, meanwhile I ordered a couple pins on April 4th and they arrived today. I wouldn't mind so much but the stuff I haven't received actually cost more than pocket change :mad:

Yeah. One of my missing packages contains a 5€ pendant and I'm not losing sleep over that, but the other is a large mouse mat (from an official store no less) that I kind of actually need.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I ordered some 3D printer parts from ali express because they're the only place I can order the parts in the size I need. :( No word when they'll show up (if ever).

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Was searching for a cheap vacuum pump for a carbon fiber molding project, and uh, this thing showed up in my recommended list.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Rad-daddio posted:

Was searching for a cheap vacuum pump for a carbon fiber molding project, and uh, this thing showed up in my recommended list.



Your dick won't look like that when it's done, but your balls will :froggonk:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I didn't know that dick sculpting was a thing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is it meant to be for dick sucking or does it have an official purpose?

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
banana mushing. duh!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Crosspost from the GIF thread (I think) of an Ali katana:

https://i.imgur.com/0TUmmlU.mp4

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Hirayuki posted:

Crosspost from the GIF thread (I think) of an Ali katana:

https://i.imgur.com/0TUmmlU.mp4

This might be the most perfect use case for slo mo video.

It is pretty amazing.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Hirayuki posted:

Crosspost from the GIF thread (I think) of an Ali katana:

https://i.imgur.com/0TUmmlU.mp4

Now he can Ronin around corners.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I got the irrigation system thingy, it seems to work out really well

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I wanna see this mannequin dick

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Rad-daddio posted:

Was searching for a cheap vacuum pump for a carbon fiber molding project, and uh, this thing showed up in my recommended list.



Is that thing labeled a "turbo"? Because I know I wouldn't be necessarily comfortable with anything "turbo" near my junk.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Oh cool a Half-Life Headcrab hat, lets take a look

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32947373692.html



:jackbud:

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
She gave me crabs :stare:

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