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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

Reminds me of my childhood


These were sold in Australia until 1989, when they were changed to "FADS"

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Well that's a pty

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

LifeSunDeath posted:

Reminds me of my childhood


Were those the ones with the thin channel with confectioner's sugar in it? If you blew through them, it totally looked like super real smoke if you were a dumb kid. They stopped selling those and you could only find the stupid hard candy ones for a bit before they were banned all together.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I don’t especially like mosh pits but I recognize others do and that’s perfectly ok. Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That is incredibly sweet.

The last concert I went to I met the self proclaimed 'pit master' in the line to get it. I had a chuckle at this, until the concert started and the motherfucker was legit looking after anyone that fell, organizing the bigger blokes to help crowd surfers get up and generally being a nice dude.

I've met the nicest people ever at metal concerts. Strangely the worst crowd experience we've had was at a Daryl Braithwaite concert.

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.
I was in a mosh pit for Lich King a few months ago, hadn't been in one in about 8 years, and the Code was still there in northern Mexico. You always have that one guy who doesn't get it, starts throwing punches and just gets shoved out of the pit or worse. I was wary since I'm well into my 30s by now, but it was every bit as exciting and exhausting as I remember. "Back in the day" there was a guy in the local metal scene you would see at pretty much every concert for every band. He was blind, and would go into the mosh and he would always be safe. Everyone knew who he was, and he usually just had a couple of people with him, but people would still take care of him.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oldpainless posted:

I don’t especially like mosh pits but I recognize others do and that’s perfectly ok. Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle?

its 100% dependent on local scene

theres a code yea but there are also assholes, so if you dont know if this particular pit is good or bad? in the end you just gotta take a chance

the good ones are fantastic tho

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



oldpainless posted:

I don’t especially like mosh pits but I recognize others do and that’s perfectly ok. Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle?

more like oldcentrist

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Maleh-Vor posted:

I was in a mosh pit for Lich King a few months ago, hadn't been in one in about 8 years, and the Code was still there in northern Mexico. You always have that one guy who doesn't get it, starts throwing punches and just gets shoved out of the pit or worse. I was wary since I'm well into my 30s by now, but it was every bit as exciting and exhausting as I remember. "Back in the day" there was a guy in the local metal scene you would see at pretty much every concert for every band. He was blind, and would go into the mosh and he would always be safe. Everyone knew who he was, and he usually just had a couple of people with him, but people would still take care of him.

Lol I read about halfway through that thinking you had said “Lion King” and wondering when broadway started adding mosh pits.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Humphreys posted:

That is incredibly sweet.

The last concert I went to I met the self proclaimed 'pit master' in the line to get it. I had a chuckle at this, until the concert started and the motherfucker was legit looking after anyone that fell, organizing the bigger blokes to help crowd surfers get up and generally being a nice dude.

I've met the nicest people ever at metal concerts. Strangely the worst crowd experience we've had was at ai Daryl Brathwaite concert.

The more aggressive the music, the nicer the people. I believe Newton discovered that.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Lol I read about halfway through that thinking you had said “Lion King” and wondering when broadway started adding mosh pits.

The Lion King has famously unfriendly mosh pits

https://i.imgur.com/K2Q7iDq.mp4

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Solice Kirsk posted:

The more aggressive the music, the nicer the people. I believe Newton discovered that.

Yeah I’m almost 50 and I stay pretty close to the pit because if I’m at a show I want to be able to touch the amps. Also a venue shouldn’t hold over 250 people or so total so the pit can’t really get that big, but even when it’s almost wall to wall people are very cool at super harsh shows. I would absolutely be more worried about some douche punching me at something like flogging molly than at a crazy noisy underground show.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Humphreys posted:

a Daryl Braithwaite concert.

Yo Horses is legit a pit slammer AND you can sexy twerk to it - name a more perfect jam :colbert:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Swelling chords

Even more swelling chords

Grotesquely swelling chords

poo poo on a gently caress how did they get an entire loving hot air balloon in these chords

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Samuringa posted:

The Lion King has famously unfriendly mosh pits

https://i.imgur.com/K2Q7iDq.mp4

not even the scene i was expecting

...drat, that movie really hammered home its anti-mosh message

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


lt_kennedy posted:

Yo Horses is legit a pit slammer AND you can sexy twerk to it - name a more perfect jam :colbert:

I can't. Bonus points for being there on GKI the day the video was filmed :colbert:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Through incredible advancements in precog science I have obtained a video of myself exiting the quarantine

e: this poo poo don't work like I want to so here's the link: https://i.imgur.com/5CNeJp1.gifv

e2: I am not a smart man

Son of Rodney has a new favorite as of 09:43 on Apr 19, 2020

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Solice Kirsk posted:

The more aggressive the music, the nicer the people. I believe Newton discovered that.

Nah, NS black metal fans still suck. You know, being nazis and all that.
But generally, the worst thing that can happen to you at a metal concert is someone throws an unfinished beer (plastic cup) at the stage and hits you.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Son of Rodney posted:

Through incredible advancements in precog science I have obtained a video of myself exiting the quarantine

e: this poo poo don't work like I want to so here's the link: https://i.imgur.com/5CNeJp1.gifv

e2: I am not a smart man

Oh lawd he comin'.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

lt_kennedy posted:

Yo Horses is legit a pit slammer AND you can sexy twerk to it - name a more perfect jam :colbert:

ahem, i think you'll find horses itself promotes responsible moshing. very disappointing to hear people don't take its message to heart.

"And if you fall, I'll pick you up, I'll pick you up."

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Turpitude II posted:

ahem, i think you'll find horses itself promotes responsible moshing. very disappointing to hear people don't take its message to heart.

"And if you fall, I'll pick you up, I'll pick you up."

:vince:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Not sure of the drug message though...

Daryl Braithwaite posted:

That's the way it's gonna be, little darlin'
We'll go tripping off our balls yeah yeaah...
Way up in the sky...





No.... wait...

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

wizzardstaff posted:

This is neither of the two ways I envisioned how a horse would wear jeans.

Neighther.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PaulBearer posted:

Neighther.

https://i.imgur.com/THULFII.gifv

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Carthag Tuek posted:

its 100% dependent on local scene

theres a code yea but there are also assholes, so if you dont know if this particular pit is good or bad? in the end you just gotta take a chance

the good ones are fantastic tho

I understand that, but I just don't get the appeal. But as oldpainless said, to each their own (in this case).

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
There are two types of Americans!



Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

loving hell

"anything I don't like is communism" really is a way of life with these people

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Memento posted:

loving hell

"anything I don't like is communism" really is a way of life with these people

At least they'll have thousands in medical expenses to potentially look forward to under the good old patriotic American Healthcare system, best in the world! :patriot:

:ohdear:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
yeah that's not fun at all

Here's a picture



in which Memento feels personally attacked

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

At least they'll have thousands in medical expenses to potentially look forward to under the good old patriotic American Healthcare system, best in the world! :patriot:

:ohdear:

Not necessarily! COVID-19 could kill them in two weeks and they won't have to pay a dime!

Their loved ones will have to pay, though. Someone always has to pay.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Memento posted:

loving hell

"anything I don't like is communism" really is a way of life with these people

"I've noticed your sign there, could you tell me why you dislike communism?"

"Uhhh, you know.... uhhh, bread lines and stuff. And uhhh, Russia, is like, bad. It's bad okay, that's what Trump says. Uhhhhhh.... pinkos? What kind of question was that? Some pinko human being question? Hey everyone! This guy asking questions here is some pinko human being commie! COMMIE!!!!1"

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Besmirching my right to demand this Baskin Robins accept my expired coupon

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Besmirching my right to demand this Baskin Robins accept my expired coupon

She can certainly get a two-for-one offer right now on that, no need to choose :stonklol:.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Paladinus posted:

Nah, NS black metal fans still suck. You know, being nazis and all that.
But generally, the worst thing that can happen to you at a metal concert is someone throws an unfinished beer (plastic cup) at the stage and hits you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTlFk-chSh4

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I was at a Melvins/Jello and the Melvins show back in the day and there was a giant dude in a denim jacket that had a huge confederate flag backpatch, he was wasted already but kept pulling tallboy cans out of his jacket, I'm not sure how many pockets he had on inside of that thing but it was wild, like a clown car. Anyway he was standing in the back with like the soundguy and the olds who just wanted to stand there and watch the openers with their arms crossed and like a pregnant lady and just kept wanting to get rowdy and start a pit, in the back of the venue. He kept getting beers out and drinking half of them then throwing the half-filled can into the crowd and would push people from behind to try and get a pit going. Eventually some little skinhead guy (he was picking a fight with Mr. Confederate so hopefully he was a SHARP and not just a neonazi) came up telling him to loving cut it out. The skin was like a full head shorter than Lynyrd Shythyd, probably more than 12" difference between them. The confederate guy just scoffed and made a sort of mocking "putting my dukes up" gesture. The skin just like hopped up and hit him once in the jaw and, my dudes, the big guy came down hard. Landed on his face, didn't even put his hands out to break his fall or anything. Eventually some people working the show managed to scrape him up off the floor and bring a mop to clean up the blood pouring out of his severely busted nose like this poo poo.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Baron von Eevl posted:

I was at a Melvins/Jello and the Melvins show back in the day and there was a giant dude in a denim jacket that had a huge confederate flag backpatch, he was wasted already but kept pulling tallboy cans out of his jacket, I'm not sure how many pockets he had on inside of that thing but it was wild, like a clown car. Anyway he was standing in the back with like the soundguy and the olds who just wanted to stand there and watch the openers with their arms crossed and like a pregnant lady and just kept wanting to get rowdy and start a pit, in the back of the venue. He kept getting beers out and drinking half of them then throwing the half-filled can into the crowd and would push people from behind to try and get a pit going. Eventually some little skinhead guy (he was picking a fight with Mr. Confederate so hopefully he was a SHARP and not just a neonazi) came up telling him to loving cut it out. The skin was like a full head shorter than Lynyrd Shythyd, probably more than 12" difference between them. The confederate guy just scoffed and made a sort of mocking "putting my dukes up" gesture. The skin just like hopped up and hit him once in the jaw and, my dudes, the big guy came down hard. Landed on his face, didn't even put his hands out to break his fall or anything. Eventually some people working the show managed to scrape him up off the floor and bring a mop to clean up the blood pouring out of his severely busted nose like this poo poo.

LOL

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I wanted to see king buzzo next month but the tickets were like $100

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