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HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
The toxic stuff people have internalized to support crony/disaster capitalism is a fascinating topic to ponder intellectually and enraging to encounter personally.

"Unions are terrible they destroy businesses competitiveness"
"Unions might be ok for some sectors, but they would destroy our sector"
"Unions protect greedy and lazy employees which is why it'd be madness to have one"
"But how can we pay for it?"
"The super rich worked hard for their money and deserve it"
"But the economy..."

I get why Jeff Bezos believes that poo poo, but why are J. Random Wageslave licking his boot, they secretly think that one day they'll be a billionaire?

I'd love to think at the other side of COVID-19 we might have an examination of whats important in life, what was actually vital to life, what was important that we missed and so on, but my gut says "everyone" will want to go back to "normal"

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

HidaO-Win posted:



I get why Jeff Bezos believes that poo poo, but why are J. Random Wageslave licking his boot, they secretly think that one day they'll be a billionaire?



"Millionaire X, is richer than me, therefore better and smarter than me. If he hates Unions, then I should hate Unions too."

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

fatherofmustard posted:

The 2016 roster today.



I can't believe some of these people are still employed, TBH. I can't remember the last time I've seen many of them on TV

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


fatherofmustard posted:

The 2016 roster today.



Genuinely I looked at this and went "Hey, why is Cesaro on both rosters?"

Only then did I remember Aiden English.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris Hero was the only NXTUK name cut https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/report-nxt-uk-will-not-see-any-roster-cuts-time

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

HidaO-Win posted:

The toxic stuff people have internalized to support crony/disaster capitalism is a fascinating topic to ponder intellectually and enraging to encounter personally.

"Unions are terrible they destroy businesses competitiveness"
"Unions might be ok for some sectors, but they would destroy our sector"
"Unions protect greedy and lazy employees which is why it'd be madness to have one"
"But how can we pay for it?"
"The super rich worked hard for their money and deserve it"
"But the economy..."

I get why Jeff Bezos believes that poo poo, but why are J. Random Wageslave licking his boot, they secretly think that one day they'll be a billionaire?

I'd love to think at the other side of COVID-19 we might have an examination of whats important in life, what was actually vital to life, what was important that we missed and so on, but my gut says "everyone" will want to go back to "normal"


Americans are remarkably loving stupid people. The boomer generation was made entirely of small brained dipshits who think that the amount of money you have is completely representative of how hard you worked. So anyone wealthy had to have busted their rear end and if they tirelessly bust their rear end for someone else, they will also attain that wealth (they won’t).

They believe that if someone does not make a fair wage, they should just work harder or work more. They bust their rear end constantly for crumbs because their brains are broken, then they rail against provisions that would allow them the same benefits without killing themselves and they refuse because a sane person with good work-life balance might get the same as them even though they’re not a massive idiot working themselves to death for a pittance.

Millionaires and billionaires have snowed all of these idiots into believing that workers rights is just a way for “lazy” people to make the same money by doing less work and that absolutely cannot happen because if everyone gets the same as you, who is left for you to feel superior to?

Quid
Jul 19, 2006

HidaO-Win posted:

I get why Jeff Bezos believes that poo poo, but why are J. Random Wageslave licking his boot, they secretly think that one day they'll be a billionaire?
Yes. "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." - The internet is spotty on who made the quote but the quote itself is the important part. J. Random Wageslave doesn't want M. Random Wageslave having an easier time than he did once J gets his millions back. They honestly believe "What if you get a billion dollar idea? Would you want to give it away to taxes and unions?"

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Lamuella posted:

I suspect Hero will be one of the people AEW are most likely to pick up. Possibly as a performer but almost more so for his creative/training brain.

Fat Chris Hero vs Orange Cassidy would burn the house down.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Never attribute to malice that which you can adequately attribute to stupidity, and as we all know, Vince is loving stupid.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I’m not familiar with Dan Matha or what his ceiling was, but he’s another case where the release couldn’t have come at a worse time:


https://twitter.com/dorian_mak/status/1251900979756388352?s=21

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

he was the alt right guy who called people soy boys and had a disclaimer on his profile that if he ever made an apology it was only because the office made him and he didnt mean it. he was destined for greatness (appeared on nxt tv once being squashed by samoa joe and got banned from evolve)

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Super No Vacancy posted:

he was the alt right guy who called people soy boys and had a disclaimer on his profile that if he ever made an apology it was only because the office made him and he didnt mean it. he was destined for greatness (appeared on nxt tv once being squashed by samoa joe and got banned from evolve)

Oh. Now I don’t have much sympathy.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Super No Vacancy posted:

he was the alt right guy who called people soy boys and had a disclaimer on his profile that if he ever made an apology it was only because the office made him and he didnt mean it. he was destined for greatness (appeared on nxt tv once being squashed by samoa joe and got banned from evolve)

That squash was pretty funny, he got all these videos to build him up with close ups of his muscles and roid acne and when he finally came out to kick rear end he got murdered by Joe

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Is he stuck over there or is he back home?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Davros1 posted:

Is he stuck over there or is he back home?

His last matches for the brand were taped in late-February/early-March, I'm assuming he's fine and home

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Hero probably couldn't handle his indie cred slipping away and wanted out.

I'm pretty sure most of these cats, once they get settled into some money are gonna sing different tunes than "gee everyone was nice to me" because either gonna be revelatory or they're smart enough not a burn a bridge until they've built new ones.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
NXT UK cuts one of the only 3 wrestlers there I can name

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They can pay for NXTUK with change fished out of Vince's sofa and if they did release people the U.K. scene might eventually bounce back, it's not worth the hassle of pulling the plug.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Accident Underwater posted:

That squash was pretty funny, he got all these videos to build him up with close ups of his muscles and roid acne and when he finally came out to kick rear end he got murdered by Joe

Honestly that moment owned and if it’s all Matha amounts to in wrestling his career was worth it

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Funnier?

Riley gets continuously owned by Steen. Even shouting out someone with a sign he thought was for him went poorly because it turned out it was for the sign holder's e-fed guy. Gets cut later.

Matha gets destroyed by Joe. Guy gets built up as a muscle colossus, saying ignorant MAGA poo poo, gets crushed by Samoan superhero. Never heard from again, gets cut.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The loving camera close-ups of his gross roid acne made me convinced that the Dan Matha thing was a rib

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
The A-Ri/Owens feud was great and I wish it went longer

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Also, if Hero wasn't "furloughed," that presumably means that in spite of effectively acting as a coach and producer, he wasn't contracted as one along with his wrestling contract.

Even though he literally had autonomy over his matches.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/KassiusOhno/status/1252052444445577216

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kassius Ohno is gone.... but Chris Hero on the other hand....
camera shakes wildly

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Jerusalem posted:

Kassius Ohno is gone.... but Chris Hero on the other hand....
camera shakes wildly
He's not that fat!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well now I know that Doc M isn't secretly Scott Steiner.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Chris Hero is being held in abeyance

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Indy rings everywhere quake in fear, Fat Chris has returned and their end is near

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Chris Hero, anywhere outside of WWE, would be an amazing get either as a wrestler or as a wrestling mind to help a promotion.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

We’ll see if he still has the passion.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I just hope he wears just trunks. I don’t care how fat he is just don’t wear the stupid tank top

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Did NXT release the fake Tony Khan

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Hello brother.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hoss Corncave posted:

Hello brother.

:hmmyes:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Hoss Corncave posted:

Hello brother.

Which one of you is Kane and which one of you is Undertaker?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Rarity posted:

Which one of you is Kane and which one of you is Undertaker?

We'll have to wait 14 years for one of their plans to finally come into fruition.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm glad their entire plan of "Let's push the brand instead of stars" has failed utterly.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

BrigadierSensible posted:

We'll have to wait 14 years for one of their plans to finally come into fruition.

Me changing my name to this as part of a Royal Rumble Toxx a few years back would be just as logical a step as any of the steps in one of those plans.

This also includes Vince's great plan to get the belt off of Austin that culminated in him being the Higher Power where one of the steps was "put the belt back on Austin". Thinking about it (and everything, really), Vince doesn't really make good decisions, does he?

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I don't know who you are due to the avatar, and it's causing me a lot of anxiety.

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