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Surely someone has an audio clip of Tygan going "Why on Earth would someone do such a thing?"
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I love Jake and all but I just flatly do not believe that statement. If you’ve been on the internet outside of your walled garden on Facebook any time in the last decade you would’ve gotten a taste of the rules of snake tits.
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Apr 20, 2020 00:48
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I remember they had that trailer where a ranger one shots a sectoid with a machete and then people complained you couldn't actually do that so they patched them to take double damage from melee, that was nice.
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Apr 20, 2020 01:01
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Alchenar posted:Jake has regrets: Jake is lying to himsellf. Sad.
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Apr 20, 2020 01:19
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Joining with the crowd here: ol Jake knew EXACTLY what he was doing. The blame doesn't rest solely on his shoulders, though, "hot aliens" have been a thing since Star Trek: The Original Series. Fake Edit: Would Kirk or Riker bang a snake chick? The answer is obvious.
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Apr 20, 2020 01:36
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Riker would not.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Riker would not. ........you sure on that? Riker is pretty much like Barry White
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Apr 20, 2020 01:48
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Riker would and probably has, Kirk wouldn't
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Apr 20, 2020 01:52
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Riker would never have been given the choice, dibs would have been called the second he walked into the room, and Picard would have told him that he had to, for the sake of the Federation, while his female coworkers stifle their laughs and Riker shows no sense of shame. TNG had some strange moments.
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Apr 20, 2020 01:59
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riker would hit a titsnake like the fist of an angry god are you kidding me
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Apr 20, 2020 02:54
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CMYK BLYAT! posted:https://twitter.com/SolomonJake/status/1251991959599747084 don't believe his lies, he knew what he was doing
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Apr 20, 2020 03:03
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Alchenar posted:Jake has regrets: https://twitter.com/TheBritWriter/status/1251997421330145283?s=19 
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Apr 20, 2020 03:21
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I see ADVENT did figure out how to surgically remove a sense of humor
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Apr 20, 2020 03:50
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 https://www.nerfnow.com/comic/2756
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Apr 20, 2020 04:37
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Psion posted:1000000% agree, they're indispensable CUT THE CHEDDAR! if you know how to pull audio files out of titanfall 1/2 ill do it man spyglass too. but theres a real reason i came here today 
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Apr 20, 2020 04:45
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snake doctors confirmed sure why not
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Apr 20, 2020 04:56
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Alchenar posted:Jake has regrets: Jake "Tit snake" Solomon
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Apr 20, 2020 05:08
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Eau de MacGowan posted:snake doctors confirmed sure why not one may want to make note that this snake has no tits. titless snakes now Canon.
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Apr 20, 2020 05:13
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Could be a boy snake Four days until Xcom
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Psion posted:I see ADVENT did figure out how to surgically remove a sense of humor it was part of the overall goal of surgically removing empathy, which that guy appears to have also had done
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Apr 20, 2020 07:14
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Bogart posted:Could be a boy snake There is only one boy snake, and XCOM turned him into a suit and hat. Not all snakes are created equal in terms of chesticles.
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Apr 20, 2020 07:16
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Besides that Simpsons screencap and Jake's twitter regret, gotta say I have never seen an actually funny titsnake joke. I know! I'm not fun!
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Brick Shipment posted:Besides that Simpsons screencap and Jake's twitter regret, gotta say I have never seen an actually funny titsnake joke. Admitting is the first step to recovery.
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Brick Shipment posted:Besides that Simpsons screencap and Jake's twitter regret, gotta say I have never seen an actually funny titsnake joke. It was like the first joke made: 
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Apr 20, 2020 08:03
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snek waifu go hiss is a superior snake joke
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Chairchucker posted:snek waifu go hiss is a superior snake joke look buckaroo i don't know about you but theres room for more than one snake joke in my heart
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Apr 20, 2020 08:27
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there are snake jokes and then there are snake """""jokes""""" none of you are fooling anyone, your sin is written on your faces and in your hearts
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Apr 20, 2020 08:54
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just admit to being horny on main, it's fine
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Apr 20, 2020 09:01
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*in extremely Foghorn Leghorn voice* I say I say the boy's got himself a brain, but it's about as useless to him as tits on a snake, son
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Tiler Kiwi posted:there are snake jokes and then there are snake """""jokes""""" Actually, I'm just waiting for the new game to have a dumb quest or mission or plotline somehow centered around it, or another sort of lampshade. Jakes twitter 'apology', to me, sorta seems like a preapology. More or less, I think there's going to be some shade thrown on the whole thing in a minor but more direct way than 'acknowledged in the trailer'. But ugn, also I hope war of the chosen goes on sale after launch. I've been looking into what it does, and it looks neat, and thanks for convincing me of that, thread!
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XCOM: Terror in the Seas
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Hwurmp posted:XCOM: Terror in the Seas There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a Bradford.
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uber_stoat posted:one may want to make note that this snake has no tits. titless snakes now Canon. Doesn't Tygan's autopsy reveal that the snake tits are modified venom glands/sacs? Maybe she had hers removed so as to lower the chances of accidentally poisoning a patient once she transferred to the civilian sector.
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Josef bugman posted:It's sad that the most "fun" armour is all the first lot and a bit of the second. I dig the Warden Gear mod -- the vanilla T3 armor looks a lot better when you give it a matte finish and strap a bunch of pouches and load-bearing vests on it. SpookyLizard posted:The tier three armor and guns in this game look like rear end. They look flimsy 3D printed toys, and make me miss the old Titan and EW plasma gear so much. like all the cannons using the chain saw grip to fire but have a pistol grip underneath to carry them, its one of those things that just make me go ?????? how did this make it through to release. Check out coilguns! This was made before any of the DLC so SPARKs and the hero units still use plasma, but this goes a long way/
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Xarbala posted:The Titanfall cosmetic mods are all really good at blending tacticool poo poo with sci-fi armor while still looking scruffy and well-worn, they're my favorite and I use them whenever I fire XCOM 2 up Hell yea quoting dis for the next page too because all the Titanfall armor bits fit in so well
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TK-42-1 posted:drat that warden mod looks insanely better than the iArmor Agreed on this. I like that this "sleek" trend in scifi seems to be dying out a bit and things are looking a bit more dinged up. ninjahedgehog posted:I dig the Warden Gear mod -- the vanilla T3 armor looks a lot better when you give it a matte finish and strap a bunch of pouches and load-bearing vests on it. Thank you!
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I dunno what you nerds are complaining about, tier three armor looks like an action figure hosed a motorcycle and it whips rear end. Trying to camoflauge your cool space armor so that it blends in with the year 2000 rear end, tan camo rear end blending into the iraq desert poo poo does not whip rear end. It makes your space soldiers look like antiques. You may as well have them wear civil war coats. Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Apr 20, 2020 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu2-ohLfbrg&t=26s Shelter, saving the innocent citizens of City 31 from streaking Pectoids.
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Mesadoram posted:There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a Bradford. Theres always an antfarm. Theres always a commander. Theres always a Bradford.
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