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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



OwlFancier posted:

Do they not... sell non chunky vegetable soup?

I get the appeal as chunky soup always puts me in mind of vomit but that seems like a lot of effort.

She only likes Heinz and it's more about the flavour than the texture.

She also won't drink any coffee other than Douwe Egberts or use any loo roll other than Cushelle.

In short she's a pain in the arse as I'm perfectly happy with own brand goods for the most part.

Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Apr 20, 2020

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


*screams hygienically into sleeve*

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Angrymog posted:

(It is, in fact, my do everything in the kitchen knife)

Must be fun watching you do the dishes.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angrymog posted:

Can you craft things with an apple lathe?
You can craft peeled apples.

Never met 'er, but that sounds a bit drastic. :dadjoke:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dell_Zincht posted:

She only likes Heinz and it's more about the flavour than the texture.

She won't drink any coffee other than Douwe Egberts or use any loo roll other than Cushelle.

I can forgive that except for douwe egberts which is pretty horrible coffee IMO :v:

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Must be fun watching you do the dishes.

FFS. You know what I meant. Everything knife related.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
I love my garlic press! When cooking batch meals, if you wanna taste the garlic, then you've got to add several cloves. My press does 2 or 3 at once, keeps the fingers clean, and the press capsule inside lifts out for easy cleaning. I'm amazed that more people don't love them, although clearly it does give you garlic with a different texture which I guess effects how it cooks. Maybe it burns faster.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Angrymog posted:

FFS. You know what I meant. Everything knife related.

I'VE NOT BEEN FURTHER FROM MY HOUSE THAN THE CAT FOOD SHOP IN THREE WEEKS THIS IS ALL I HAVE NOW.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



OwlFancier posted:

I can forgive that except for douwe egberts which is pretty horrible coffee IMO :v:

I'm not really a coffee drinker tbh but when I do it's at work and I just use those little Kenco sachets.

I'm a tea drinker, the stronger the better

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'VE NOT BEEN FURTHER FROM MY HOUSE THAN THE CAT FOOD SHOP IN THREE WEEKS THIS IS ALL I HAVE NOW.

I discovered yesterday I need to take my bike out more than once every other week; almost didn't get it started when heading off to do shopping. Other option would be to drop it off at the garage to give them time to look at all the minor issues it has, but that would mean taking a train back home :(

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
I've become a true coffee snob over the last year. I was fine with instant coffee but have slowly moved over to now having freshly ground pour over coffee and holy poo poo is it night and day. I ran out of coffee beans last week and had to go back to instant for a couple of days and it loving sucks.

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
While we're talking about kitchen gadgets for some reason, may as well split the room: which kind of peeler do you use.

a) Y shaped, end on
b) I shaped, side on
c) A knife
d) Big

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Lmao owned

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Isomermaid posted:

While we're talking about kitchen gadgets for some reason, may as well split the room: which kind of peeler do you use.

a) Y shaped, end on
b) I shaped, side on
c) A knife
d) Big

I got taught using a knife from being a kid so I use that. Can't get the hang of peelers without peeling my fingers in the process.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

I can forgive that except for douwe egberts which is pretty horrible coffee IMO :v:

That is the only coffee left in the office as I'm forced in as vital staff because the office has been sold and has to be ready to hand over on May 1st.

I usually prefer it with milk but that's also gone so I'm drinking black coffee with sweetener because there's no sugar left either.

There is a coffee vending machine but that's turned off because I'm the only one on the upper 2 floors.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Are you ready to view the most profoundly cursed image in the history of the world?


A challenger appears.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Isomermaid posted:

While we're talking about kitchen gadgets for some reason, may as well split the room: which kind of peeler do you use.

a) Y shaped, end on
b) I shaped, side on
c) A knife
d) Big

Y shaped or bust imo.


goddamnedtwisto posted:

I'VE NOT BEEN FURTHER FROM MY HOUSE THAN THE CAT FOOD SHOP IN THREE WEEKS THIS IS ALL I HAVE NOW.

You are Dan Hodges and I claim my £5.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Coohoolin posted:

What's this about?

ongoing saga of the royal couple telling the press to gently caress off back in the news today
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/20/harry-and-meghan-uk-tabloids-duke-duchess-sussex-sun-daily-mail

also, harry needs a job since he quit the firm. and it’d be funny for a die-hard republican to hire him

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
i can't defend my current choice of peeler as I still have a plaster on my pinky finger from attacking an irregularly shaped sweet potato two days ago

Guavanaut posted:

A challenger appears.


every aspect of that image gets more horrific the more you look. the sun cover, the existence of a website called "lockdown sceptics", the involvement of Toby Young

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Dell_Zincht posted:

If you're on about Anthony Bourdain i'd be very surprised if you ever met him, bloke's dead.

Yes, I'm aware. Good TV programmes, good book, lovely attitude towards low-skill home cooks

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Isomermaid posted:

While we're talking about kitchen gadgets for some reason, may as well split the room: which kind of peeler do you use.

a) Y shaped, end on
b) I shaped, side on
c) A knife
d) Big

Y shaped and I loving hate using it because I always manage to catch my finger on the fucker.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I hadn't even noticed it wasn't just a picture of the sun's front page. My eyes just dashed away the moment I saw the redtop.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

every aspect of that image gets more horrific the more you look. the sun cover, the existence of a website called "lockdown sceptics", the involvement of Toby Young
I'm surprised Toby's a lockdown sceptic, you'd think he'd be on board with limiting gatherings to no more than four.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Dell_Zincht posted:

Y shaped and I loving hate using it because I always manage to catch my finger on the fucker.

Put your finger in the intersection of the Y and rotate the apple with your other hand?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1252159281148895232
"Solidarity for people who are in power"

gently caress me, Tony Blair just summed up New Labour.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Toby Young has never shied away from aligning himself with the most tedious available evil, and the small matter that right now that's a virus wiping out a significant percent of the population through inaction is not going to stop him.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Isomermaid posted:

While we're talking about kitchen gadgets for some reason, may as well split the room: which kind of peeler do you use.

a) Y shaped, end on
b) I shaped, side on
c) A knife
d) Big

I used a) and b) on sweet potatoes the other day, depending on the shape of the potato.

Fun cooking tale: I realised in our rented place that the Dutch standard oven is very small, tries to be an oven and a microwave in one, and is terrible at both. When we got our house, I had "replace oven with proper one" high on the list, but have instead ended up buying specialised gadgets to replace the oven's functions: bread machine, counter-top pizza oven (fed with dough from the bread machine), air fryer (night and day with oven chips), microwave. The only things I do in the oven now are pasta bakes (fine) and scones (could be better but meh).

All of this was cheaper than replacing the oven

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Tesseraction posted:

Put your finger in the intersection of the Y and rotate the apple with your other hand?

Apple? APPLE? Who the gently caress peels an apple?

I'm on about tatties!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Given he's a eugenicist he probably thinks that the virus is good because it will weed out the weak or something.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Angrymog posted:

I discovered yesterday I need to take my bike out more than once every other week; almost didn't get it started when heading off to do shopping. Other option would be to drop it off at the garage to give them time to look at all the minor issues it has, but that would mean taking a train back home :(

Get an Italian bike so you'll always have a trickle charger on hand. As soon as this started I washed it, put the cover on, and hooked up the tender, the two times I've used it it's started first time.

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1252159281148895232
"Solidarity for people who are in power"

gently caress me, Tony Blair just summed up New Labour.

Complicated, because the voice of god in his ear that gives him policy advice goes quiet when the situation calls for an empathetic global response and he can't just get his transatlantic strong daddy to bomb some brown people. But at a pinch he can side with the ruling class.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I like my garlic crusher. I also hate cooking though.

Like I cannot get people who enjoy spending hours working on cooking. It's gone in 10 minutes tops and you used several hours doing something for that?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Miftan posted:

You are Dan Hodges and I claim my £5.

Right, off to my shed to invent a six-foot-long arse-kicker so I can give this vile calumny the proper response without breaking social distancing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Josef bugman posted:

I like my garlic crusher. I also hate cooking though.

Like I cannot get people who enjoy spending hours working on cooking. It's gone in 10 minutes tops and you used several hours doing something for that?

The trick is not to cook things that take that long and also to constantly eat while you're doing it :v:

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

First time I've been single in a long time and I have no idea what to do. Gave Tinder a look but thought it wasn't for me. I'm on the fence about messaging people I kind of know as with no lockdown end in sight I can see conversations just going round in circles. Usually I just chat to people out and about, but as that's not an option I'm at a bit of a loss.

I guess I should just wait, but I miss flirting and getting to know someone and all that. What is a healthy alternative before I order one of those anime girl body pillows or marry a lamp?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

learnincurve posted:

This is one of those thing which highlights the massive gender divide in the workplace. Men in any job anywhere can very easily get a set of clippers and do a buzz cut, there are very very very few jobs where it’s acceptable for women to do the same. Women with long hair can go a while without a haircut but those of us with short hair get to week 8 and then BAM, looks like poo poo, and women can’t get away with that at work.

First - yes, haircuts and makeup are ESSENTIAL to a lot of women in terms of their own self-esteem etc.. My sister, for example, spends an hour or more every morning on her hair and makeup (and she has a WFH permanently job!). There's evidence that female cancer patients at least feel better if not get better from having hair and makeup done.
(I'm not one of these women though I'm considering plastering my face in tinted moisturizer for my 'birthday' zoom or facetime (I've been lent an old ipad because my mother just can't get her head round anything except facetime otherwise I have iThingummies banned from my dwelling but I digress) because seeing myself close up on an ipad was not a thing a of beauty.

Second - there are employers who consider full face makeup and a hairdo an essential part of women's business dress. In fact Cosmopolitan (?) magazine some years ago did an experiment where they sent the same CV to various recruiters and the same women with or without makeup to interviews. Most of the recruiters said the one WITHOUT makeup was 'unprofessional' or 'trying to make herself look more honest by not wearing makeup so therefore she was dishonest'. It was quite enlightening. So the last few job interviews I went to I put a bit of slap on (something obvious like a bit of eyeshadow).

There's also that whole thing about women being required to wear 'court shoes' (I had no idea what a court shoe was until the big case a couple of years ago), ie a smooth shoe with a 2" heel. If you're a women with ginormous feet (eg me - size 10 UK, size 12.5 US, size 44 Europe) getting hold of such shoes is an expensive nightmare involving not only expensive shoes that would cost £9.99 in ShoeExpress or wherever, but also a lot of expense in sending back shoes that don't fit or trips to London to Chiltern St where the large size ladies' shoe shops hang out. (And don't say Evans because their shoes are terrible, cut for people with absolutely huge ankles so they flop about like floppy about things).

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Apr 20, 2020

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

OwlFancier posted:

Given he's a eugenicist he probably thinks that the virus is good because it will weed out the weak or something.

Yes, explicitly including himself. Checkmate, liberal.

e: I have long guy-hair, get my hair cut roughly every nine months, and was about due when lockdown hit. I now look like trash and keep forgetting I have a headband on when answering the door.

josh04 fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Apr 20, 2020

floofyscorp
Feb 12, 2007

Josef bugman posted:

Like I cannot get people who enjoy spending hours working on cooking. It's gone in 10 minutes tops and you used several hours doing something for that?
I don't quite understand the appeal either but my husband enjoys cooking and I enjoy eating so I'm not going to examine it too closely.

I made a cake yesterday though! It's basically just banana bread but made into a sandwich cake with tahini buttercream because himself is allergic to peanuts. Very tasty and it'll last us a few days as a sweet treat. There's something satisfying about making food.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobstar posted:

Fun cooking tale: I realised in our rented place that the Dutch standard oven is very small, tries to be an oven and a microwave in one, and is terrible at both. When we got our house, I had "replace oven with proper one" high on the list, but have instead ended up buying specialised gadgets to replace the oven's functions: bread machine, counter-top pizza oven (fed with dough from the bread machine), air fryer (night and day with oven chips), microwave. The only things I do in the oven now are pasta bakes (fine) and scones (could be better but meh).

All of this was cheaper than replacing the oven
Would a salamander not have been better than separate pizza oven and air fryer?

I considered an air fryer, but then I read a bunch of reviews that said toaster ovens are better, or is it a case by case thing?

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Most of the recruiters said the one WITHOUT makeup was 'unprofessional' or 'trying to make herself look more honest by not wearing makeup so therefore she was dishonest'.
In which you can't win.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Lobster God posted:

How do you get the cheese sharp enough?

Don't mock. There is at least one recorded murder where the victim was stabbed with a slab of Parmesan.

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