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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Ben Garrison really is out his goddamn mind

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
Looks more like a skateboard from this angle

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Baron von Eevl posted:

Even at their most glowingly complimentary they still draw him as tiny-handed, turd-shaped, and tiny-dicked.

I am reminded of diagrams of the insides of war hams characters.

But even those need normal sized hands to hold guns. Trump is actively lobbying phone makers to stop with all this size bloat.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Trumps crotch being labelled "GOD" is so on the nose its difficult to believe its a real Garrison and not a parody.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


haha do you think the spray tan goes all the way down like that haha asking for a friend

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
The pizzagate bullet confuses me the most. Was Trump involved in that in any way whatsoever?

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Field Mousepad posted:

The pizzagate bullet confuses me the most. Was Trump involved in that in any way whatsoever?

Who the gently caress even knows at this point?

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


One More Fat Nerd posted:

Trumps crotch being labelled "GOD" is so on the nose its difficult to believe its a real Garrison and not a parody.

Nah if it was a parody the dick would be bigger. The types of people that draw that that aren't conservabums aren't afraid of a little big dick

That being said, the small hands... Hmm

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

:emptyquote:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Field Mousepad posted:

Ben Garrison really is out his goddamn mind

Yes, but it's also fake.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Paladinus posted:

Yes, but it's also fake.

Don't ruin this for me!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Yeah that definitely isn't an actual Garrison and I'm 99% sure it was made to make fun of him.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Field Mousepad posted:

The pizzagate bullet confuses me the most. Was Trump involved in that in any way whatsoever?

I think he's trying to imply that the media hyped up reports of the conspiracy theory in order to slander Trump and his supporters

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Field Mousepad posted:

The pizzagate bullet confuses me the most. Was Trump involved in that in any way whatsoever?

If you notice in his pizza hut commercials he ate the pizza backwards

This is an important signal that he is coming for the pedophiles

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Field Mousepad posted:

The pizzagate bullet confuses me the most. Was Trump involved in that in any way whatsoever?

It's common knowledge that Trump is a white hat pedophile

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Look at the face and eyebrows. Hair and eyebrows would be more luxurious.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
The horrible thing is that Garrison draws better than that. If he weren’t a hateful whackadoo he’d be decent drawing normal people things

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Now somebody draw Pence all oiled up and frolicking with a horse, sign it Garrison, and make sure he sees it

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

bike tory posted:

haha do you think the spray tan goes all the way down like that haha asking for a friend

It doesn't even go all the way around his face, what do you think?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20

the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

heterosexual armpit

:hmmyes:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pick posted:

What is a butter homo friend

Stay out of Paris

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Don’t tell me you don’t remember the 2003 thread.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Milo and POTUS posted:

Stay out of Paris Lebowski

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Lanky_Nibz posted:

Yeah it's a crap shoot. I saw Municipal Waste a few months back and I was shocked at how chill it was. Just good ol fashioned circle pitting!

I try to get in some healthy mosh pitting a few times a year, it's a great physical outlet. Over all the primarily punk and thrash shows I've seen, weirdly, the only time I've seen someone get out of hand in a pit was at Gogol Bordello. He started off fine, then got super drunk and flailing his fists around. After the tenth time he got bounced out of the pit, he got hauled out.

That was also the pit where some hippie chick was spinning around the whole time with a tambourine, so the whole "angry guy punching" thing was super out of place.

I know this is pages and pages ago, but I was on tour in 2004 and the Municipal Waste guys asked me if I wanted to go see a movie and we went to see Dodgeball in this really cool old cinema theater in Richmond, Virginia. Those dudes were super chill.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20

the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is

Making their trains run has always been their thing, I'm just glad they have healthier outlets for it now.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/far-side-for/1/

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

jojoinnit posted:

Making their trains run has always been their thing, I'm just glad they have healthier outlets for it now.

:captainpop: mein gott

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20

the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is

Proof of concept for my 20-story mobile arcology villain lair.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20

the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is

Figures that a German would hold the record for pulling a train.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Obsessing about trains is better than being an active shooter I guess

but not much

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Zzulu posted:

Obsessing about trains is better than being an active shooter I guess

but not much

Warum nicht beides?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
At least it's not Starlight Express.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


That is a shockingly small amount of model trains for that task I thought there would be thousands

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
How the hell do they have enough traction?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

How the hell do they have enough traction?

It glides as softly as a cloud

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Figures that a German would hold the record for pulling a train.

ON UR MOM

got 'em!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
~German train nerds~

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Platystemon posted:

How the hell do they have enough traction?

Full sized trains have a amazing tiny amount of surface contact which means very little friction. It's also the reason trains suck at hills and stopping. My guess is that all those model trains have a significantly higher contact area with their rails than the big train. After that, it's just a matter of having enough juice behind the traction. I think your standard diesel engine only had a total contact area equal to that of a US nickel.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MrTimDunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=20

the video isn't exactly funny per se, but I can't help but laugh at how extremely german this is

I love the dramatic music and the breathless announcing. :kimchi:

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