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I used to love to hug and kiss But she turned into a hippopotamus!
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DeadBonesBrook posted:If Gary was bored in Vegas then he must be so bored staying at home all of the time. I was in Vegas for work, by myself (as in, no friends, no then-gf, just a couple of coworkers who I didn't really know outside of work) and yeah... Vegas can be absolutely loving boring. I was working in the casino game industry at the time (sound designer and composer for their games) so none of that was interesting to me. I saw Blue Man Group which was great, but didn't get a chance to see anyone else. I definitely get it.
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Apr 17, 2020 18:30
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DeadBonesBrook posted:If Gary was bored in Vegas then he must be so bored staying at home all of the time. I wondered what Brent is up to, unemployed and stuck in his apartment with his wife with no Jackhammers to swing with. He does a show on Twitch about heavy metal and libertarianism.
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Apr 17, 2020 22:00
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Former Human posted:I wondered what Brent is up to, unemployed and stuck in his apartment with his wife with no Jackhammers to swing with. Hmmm. Might be just a touch too much purple with that site design.
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Apr 17, 2020 22:54
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Oof, those low view counts. Feeling bad for him now.
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Apr 17, 2020 22:58
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Ooof, this manages to be *worse* then Lisa G's cartoon avatar.
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Apr 17, 2020 23:11
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There is no way he wasn't fired.
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Apr 17, 2020 23:20
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My god. He's THAT metalhead guy in school that I always tried to avoid. This also reminds me of when I played in metal bands, someone would drag a friend to rehearsal who did nothing but get drunk in the corner and never shut up. Or the guy that grabs you by the elbow after a set and tells you that your band would sound better if we added AC/DC to the set list. Vegas is super boring if you aren't willing to drop a high dollar amount at the tables. You don't really get the reality of the city until you are there and see he really sad parts. The wife and I went because we'd never been and got a room at the Ballagio. We figured we'd go down to the casino and play quarter slots were we could at least drink for free. You have no idea how strange and sad a casino floor looks at 3am on a Tuesday. Whores aren't legal on the strip by they will certain advertise the poo poo out of it. Pick up trucks have their bed modified to use a billboard so they just drive around The Strip advertising brothels. On the sidewalks you have someone every 50 feet trying to hand you a flyer of "local girls" and if you're a single guy, they will more or less shove them in your face. We've yet to find a reason to go back. I'm just outside Toronto so I can see plenty of shows and have great food without having to fly all the way out there.
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Apr 17, 2020 23:58
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This would be a great time to retire Howard
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Apr 18, 2020 00:00
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Squashy Nipples posted:Ooof, this manages to be *worse* then Lisa G's cartoon avatar. There's definitely zero point zero people who have ever bought a Brent Hatley t-shirt. euphronius posted:This would be a great time to retire Howard Howard is angling to use the pandemic as a way to continue to work from home, do a shorter three hour show (nine whole hours of work per week), and still make $80 milllion. Sirius is the stupid one for continuing to give in to his demands.
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Apr 18, 2020 00:22
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beep by grandpa posted:I showed my college-aged little brother this clip last time he visited me and we say it to each other all the time now. I get random texts from him that just say this. It brings me joy. Like the Mike Walker fart, It's one of the segments which will always make me laugh like an idiot. "I remember one evening when Art Linkletter buttfucked a beautiful English Sheepdog named Patrick "
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Apr 18, 2020 02:50
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Lifespan posted:There is no way he wasn't fired. Oh, I definitely don't think he was fired. Much like Lisa G, he was told he could choose to resign, or be fired. He chose to resign. euphronius posted:This would be a great time to retire Howard That time was ~10 years ago.
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Apr 18, 2020 14:22
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Apr 18, 2020 14:37
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euphronius posted:I loved Brent His train wreck was one of the few interesting things left on the show. Now there is nothing. Just boring.
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Apr 18, 2020 14:45
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euphronius posted:I loved Brent I loved Brent too, and the best part was when Steve Nowicki would call in as Brent and just start spewing Brentisms. I always cracked up at that.
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Apr 18, 2020 15:04
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"Oh yeah man! [Bunch of random BS] Yup!"
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nate fisher posted:His train wreck was one of the few interesting things left on the show. Now there is nothing. Just boring. Breaking Ronnie's balls is pretty good. But now that they're doing the show from home, what the gently caress is Ronnie even doing?Does he have a link to the show, or whatever it is that they all have?
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Apr 18, 2020 18:02
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Zoben posted:Like the Mike Walker fart, It's one of the segments which will always make me laugh like an idiot. "I remember one evening when Art Linkletter buttfucked a beautiful English Sheepdog named Patrick " Let me tell you a Squashy Nipples story real quick. So the other day, I was sweeping up my kitchen. I was squatting down using the dust pan when it happened. A fart leaked out, but not just any fart; it was a genuine Mike Walker Fart. Previously, I had some minor suspicions about the origins of the MWF, but at least I know that it's physically possible for a human anus to make that sound.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:27
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Before lockdown I was on a high fiber diet and my lunch for months had been a spinach and kale salad with sprouts. I feel like I could knock a wall over with some of my farts.
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Apr 18, 2020 18:36
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I miss Gilbert. Here's all of his appearances. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Q5nN1VhRAOVFmBKoBAhAteg4WcgM_7rY Anybody miss Todd Packer clips from YouTube? https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1kb7qZrEbDvxTFdHDEL_fQmhNU4Yj2sU-
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Apr 18, 2020 21:53
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Squashy Nipples posted:Let me tell you a Squashy Nipples story real quick. I didn't really have too many suspicions just because of the way Richard said that they found it. He said the mic was open for a while and they saw a huge blip on the audio waveform and investigated. Seems legit to me but it makes sense to be suspect of many of their bits which seem staged
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Apr 19, 2020 20:08
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Zoben posted:I didn't really have too many suspicions just because of the way Richard said that they found it. He said the mic was open for a while and they saw a huge blip on the audio waveform and investigated. Seems legit to me but it makes sense to be suspect of many of their bits which seem staged I was kidding, I knew that it had a rock-solid provenance, it's just so... inhuman. Not even Brutal Master makes wet, flappy abominations like the MFW.
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Apr 19, 2020 20:49
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Jesus Christ, Stern is on vacation for a week. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THE loving HOUSE, just sit down and do a loving show.
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Apr 20, 2020 12:27
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Squashy Nipples posted:Jesus Christ, Stern is on vacation for a week. You would take vacation if it were contractually given to you.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:37
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If history is any example, he's locked himself in the basement and is probably watching porn and/or The Bachelor reruns.
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Apr 20, 2020 13:45
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Bonzo posted:If history is any example, he's locked himself in the basement and is probably watching porn and/or The Bachelor reruns. Porn is demeaning to women and un-evolved. He doesn't watch it anymore.
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Apr 20, 2020 14:03
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Sand Monster posted:Porn is demeaning to women and un-evolved. He doesn't watch it anymore. Not even the babysitter stuff?
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Apr 20, 2020 14:28
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Bonzo posted:If history is any example, he's locked himself in the basement and is probably watching porn and/or The Bachelor reruns. He’s on his Peleton because he has body dysmorphia Is peleton still broadcasting live classes ?
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Apr 20, 2020 14:31
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No they stopped a few weeks ago
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Apr 20, 2020 15:04
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Gay Retard posted:I miss Gilbert. Here's all of his appearances. goofa you
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Apr 20, 2020 15:14
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Gay Retard posted:I miss Gilbert. Here's all of his appearances. WHAT ARE YOU A HOMO!??? OHHHHHHHHH!
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Squashy Nipples posted:I was kidding, I knew that it had a rock-solid provenance, it's just so... inhuman. Not even Brutal Master makes wet, flappy abominations like the MFW. Ohhh, I gotcha. The segment has also ensured that whenever I hear any of the songs they used, I'll hear the fart drops in my head. "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK -- FIYAH *pllppptffpfpptpt*" One thing I wondered about is how Fred seems almost like he's scolding Artie when he's busting Mike's balls. You can hear him in the background going "oh come on" like he's irritated. Maybe Artie was on one of his super drugged-out chatty jags where he talked over everybody too much and Fred was pissed at him for that -- regardless, Art's involvement really made an already hilarious bit a classic.
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Apr 21, 2020 02:46
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Artie cracking up is all fun and games until he laughs at someone like High Pitch Mike for being gay. Keep it classy, Artie.
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Apr 21, 2020 09:34
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Former Human posted:Artie cracking up is all fun and games until he laughs at someone like High Pitch Mike for being gay. Gay as a punchline isn't funny, but Mike denying he was gay when he was so-not-closeted was hilarious.
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Apr 21, 2020 15:04
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Former Human posted:Artie cracking up is all fun and games until he laughs at someone like High Pitch Mike for being gay. Only calling bullshit because High Pitch Mike being in such hard denial of it detailing his trip, alone, to Disney World is one of the funniest things ever aired
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Apr 21, 2020 15:11
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Mike also seemed to think he could go blow for blow with Artie and tried to give it to him by going after his Achilles heel (sister, mom, Daner). He poked the bear and Artie gave it back full force.
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Apr 21, 2020 15:17
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Former Human posted:Artie cracking up is all fun and games until he laughs at someone like High Pitch Mike for being gay. I didn't like that much either, I mean HPM had some pretty hilariously odd character flaws but Art constantly calling him fruit, homo, fag, saying "I'm a gay basher, and I'll bash your gay head in" was....unsavory. I do like how he and HPM made up after the show though and Artie had him on his podcast. https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/664948411515301888
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Apr 21, 2020 16:03
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Ellen is pulling some poo poo with her staff so now all the stories about how horrible she is are coming out. I'm sure Howie will say she's just misunderstood because no way is he going to back pedal now. https://twitter.com/KevinTPorter/status/1241049881688412160 https://www.thedailybeast.com/people-are-finally-starting-to-see-the-real-ellen-degeneres-and-it-isnt-pretty
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Apr 21, 2020 16:51
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UltraRed posted:Gay as a punchline isn't funny, but Mike denying he was gay when he was so-not-closeted was hilarious. 100% true, but Artie was totally unaware of the line between to the two.
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The Artie/HPM saga is a pretty good listen as it is a total mess. It was in the heart of Artie's heroin meltdown time when he was either sleeping or exploding on the air. The HPM stories were funny, but Artie lost his poo poo laughing at them which pissed off HPM massively. Since Richard and Sal were feuding with Artie at the time, they teamed up with HPM and got super personal, so that is what brought on his anti-gay freakout. It was definitely unsavory and caused all that drama with the charities, though it did result in those hilariously awful PSAs that Takei asked him to make. Of course then it turned out HPM was closeted because his parents said they would abandon him so everyone felt bad and dropped the whole thing.
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