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nikosoft posted:Should I get a hammock? If I get furloughed, I just want to spend all day in a banana hammock in my back yard, playing my switch and lazily dreaming, right up until I get stabbed in the stomach by a roving bands of marauders. It sounds really nice.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:maybe when some people say 'normal' they don't mean "literally everything is as it was last year" but just "able to visit friends and family in person without having to worry about spreading contagion" next you're gonna tell me that you aren't getting enough seeds and paint
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*racing into thread, coughing and out of breath* "quar..... *coough* quaran... quarantina grande"
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America needs to report only 377 more deaths today to hit the 45,000 death milestone
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nikosoft posted:Should I get a hammock? If I get furloughed, I just want to spend all day in a hammock in my back yard, playing my switch and lazily dreaming, right up until I get stabbed in the stomach by a roving bands of marauders. It sounds really nice. imo they aren't actually that comfortable to be in for a long time and can get pretty dirty so get some way to cover it or something I guess I dunno I haven't had one since I was a little kid although my friends and I always got a ton of mileage out of like getting it in it and holding on to the sides while the other person pushed it really hard or sometimes so hard that it spun around, like a homemade pirate ship ride
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Stefan Prodan posted:imo they aren't actually that comfortable to be in for a long time and can get pretty dirty so get some way to cover it or something I guess I dunno You cant appreciate a hammock until you're old enough to want to lie down instead of working and that isnt anything a kid gets
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nikosoft posted:Should I get a hammock? If I get furloughed, I just want to spend all day in a hammock in my back yard, playing my switch and lazily dreaming, right up until I get stabbed in the stomach by a roving bands of marauders. It sounds really nice. Plus you can sleep in it when you get evicted
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We couldn't beat the Taliban and people want a war with CHINA? As in, "been around for thousands of years" CHINA?
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:You cant appreciate a hammock until you're old enough to want to lie down instead of working and that isnt anything a kid gets yeah no I get it but also as an adult I have to consider how dirty it gets which I did not as a kid, and my parents had a rope hammock so I mean you could get leaves out of it and all but I dunno how you'd ever really get it clean I'm not real sure how you even clean the fabric ones either, but I never looked into it since I don't have one now I mean I guess you could just put a beach towel or blanket down tho
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HAMAS HATE BOAT posted:extremely excited to find out what happens when China just says OK our bad hang on a sec while we raise some dollar bills to pay y'all back and dumps a trillion $ of US bonds on the market 
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nikosoft posted:Should I get a hammock? If I get furloughed, I just want to spend all day in a hammock in my back yard, playing my switch and lazily dreaming, right up until I get stabbed in the stomach by a roving bands of marauders. It sounds really nice. This is perfect hammock weather. Great for reading a book until you fall asleep
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if i were rich i'd have a whole room that was just a hammock. just scramble across it and pick a spot to chill
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oh no what if my hammock gets leaves in it
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browsing online for the latest high tech solution to my napping problem, the precision engineering product "hammock"
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I guess I'm afraid of the spider aspect, like if a spider decides it's a good place to make their web and hang out at night and then I lay down in the hammock and surprise! There's a black widow. This is a reoccurring fear of mine, because I'm a child. If it gets dirty I would hose it off, although maybe that works best if the material is synthetic. I was kind of thinking one of those rope hammocks so I could better visually assess the spider threat before using it. Although now yall got me looking at reclining chaises instead.
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Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks. Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. Homer : Uh-huh. Hank Scorpio : There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Homer : Mm-Hmm. Hank Scorpio : That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third. Homer : Oh, the hammock district! Hank Scorpio : That's right.
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Spergin Morlock posted:i really hope karma has something in store for him. i will not type out the details, you all know what i mean i hope someone poops in his coffee
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rump buttman posted:your town doesn’t have theee hammock stores? i can't ever go back to the hammock district
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still, all thjis time later, LOLing that some dude in seattle got this whole country sick
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B-Rock452 posted:Ohhh will we hit 45000 today? Wasn't conservative media just saying we will max out at 60,000 deaths? Oh man I think we are going to do it!
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Dustcat posted:oh no what if my hammock gets leaves in it a big hunk of fabric that you leave outside under trees and in weather 24/7 is gonna get a lot worse than leaves on it but again I admit there may be ways to clean it that aren't too bad that I just am not aware of
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Animal-Mother posted:We couldn't beat the Taliban and people want a war with CHINA? As in, "been around for thousands of years" CHINA? lmao nuke america
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Schnorkles posted:to be clear I don't think he will, because I think that no one is willing to step on that grenade in Washington right now, and they'll all say (even bernie) that 450b is better than nothing yeah this is true and it's infuriating. none of the dems seem to get that the alternative to a bad bill isn't no bill, that's not politically feasible, it's a better bill. i do think that some of them, like bernie, don't want to make a mess because he knows that schumer won't have his back and in fact will organize to pass this poo poo sandwich bill around him, and it'll just hurt his stature in the party with the low info idiots who see politics as a team sport. but enough is enough.
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Zberan Madowinty posted:The new right-wing story is "deaths aren't actually increasing, we're just getting results back now from people who died a long time ago, we hit the peak two weeks ago!" i checked him two weeks ago and he was dead, just got around to reporting it now, my bad
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Zberan Madowinty posted:The new right-wing story is "deaths aren't actually increasing, we're just getting results back now from people who died a long time ago, we hit the peak two weeks ago!" technically true, since many of them were probably hosed the moment they got corona
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gregday posted:https://www.inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/bodies-pick-up-truck-medical-examiner-ford-overflow-storage-20200420.html GO BIRDS
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idiots, the virus will see the death count hit 60,000 and magically turn into a rainbow, birds will sing, you idiots, you dont know anyth
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:yeah this is true and it's infuriating. none of the dems seem to get that the alternative to a bad bill isn't no bill, that's not politically feasible, it's a better bill. president xi just end this country now
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Stefan Prodan posted:a big hunk of fabric that you leave outside under trees and in weather 24/7 is gonna get a lot worse than leaves on it but again I admit there may be ways to clean it that aren't too bad that I just am not aware of i mean you don't HAVE to leave it outside 24/7 really i'm just hammocking you because when i was a kid we had a hammock at my grandpa's summerplace that he had made out of a chunk of discarded conveyor belt from the paper mill he worked at and, honestly, yeah it got some leaves in it sometimes, but we had our ways of dealing with them, viz. tipping the drat thing over so the leaves fell out perhaps it was a more innocent time
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what if 5G towers prevent the expansion of Covid in a similar way to how the pylons of Cadia prevented the expansion of the Eye of Terror
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BrownianMotion posted:still, all thjis time later, LOLing that some dude in seattle got this whole country sick go on
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