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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Only 2 new cases in Hawaii today. Two more deaths though :( Second straight day of zero new recorded cases on Oahu.

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

yeah covid still happening and influenza clogging urgent cares and ERs and then exposing those people to covid

:chloe:

covid my butthole

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Stereotype posted:

The IHME guy shouldn't ever be allowed near a graph again

literally a bill-gates-funded propaganda peddler

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
2658 deaths according to worldometer today, so far. New record!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bearjew posted:

covid my butthole

disgusting

mods?

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1252698904866455553

they are literally trying to diagnose prisoners using data analysis from call recordings

Wait, Elliot Broidy? Isn't he like, the other Michael Cohen client beyond Trump and Hannity?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

Covid and his Flu Bros, just coming over to run a train on your weak rear end lungs
[Covid-19 May]Flu Fighters

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


Zberan Madowinty posted:

Wait, Elliot Broidy? Isn't he like, the other Michael Cohen client beyond Trump and Hannity?

Michael Cohen? That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

disgusting

mods?

no

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SardonicTyrant posted:

[Covid-19 May]Flu Fighters

mola ram yelling RONI MAAAAA as a screaming commodities trader is lowered into a vat of burning oil

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
We had a meeting at work today about Georgia and Tennessee ending their stay at home orders.

The CHUD medics are furious about how bad things are about to get because of this. None of them seem to recall they voted for exactly this kind of anti-science ignorance and greed.

My theory that the republican party works the same way as Derry, Maine has never been stronger.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Also, even with only two new cases statewide and zero on the island with 90% of the people, the governor is going to extend stay-at-home orders for another two weeks into mid-May, and cautioned everyone that social distancing and mask requirements might last for years.

Good going dumb redneck shithole states

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




thou shalt not covid thy neighbor's butthole

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

2658 deaths according to worldometer today, so far. New record!

Still a bit over 90 minutes left before they roll over to the next UTC day, too.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Zberan Madowinty posted:

Wait, Elliot Broidy? Isn't he like, the other Michael Cohen client beyond Trump and Hannity?

you mean the guy who was the RNC finance chairman?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




You mean the guy who took the fall for one of Trump's mistress' abortions?

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

2658 deaths according to worldometer today, so far. New record!

wsounding very familiar but i can't put my finger on it.... hmm must be nothing

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1252579084816785408

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Raiad posted:

but thousands of americans die stupid pointless deaths because of cars every year, it's unfair to them and their families if we alter our lifestyles because of a virus and not for car crashes

Put Americans back to work by building thousands of train lines

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Stereotype posted:

Also, even with only two new cases statewide and zero on the island with 90% of the people, the governor is going to extend stay-at-home orders for another two weeks into mid-May, and cautioned everyone that social distancing and mask requirements might last for years.

Good going dumb redneck shithole states

time to secede and ban travelers from the mainland imo

join NZ and Taiwan in starting a Pacific Islands No Corona club and learn to love subsistence fishing & farming

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

the COVID that killed ol' uncle ovid

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I don't know why people are complaining the daily positive test rate is going down since the beginning of the month. Please ignore the other line that is also relatively flat since then.

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

sitting at my computer, watching the bubbles grow on the map of the united states and spread more across the south, rolling my fingers together fetishly

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

my bony fealty posted:

looking to break 3k deaths today possibly USA USA USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8&t=90s

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

having a little meditation on georgia, alabama, tennessee, missisipe and just ascending to a new plane

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/...-160720586.html

"The real disaster here is if number goes down. If people dies, but number goes up us rich coomers are happy."

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1252726276823056384

he remembers the flag times

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Does MadJackal still post or did he take a break and go on that vacation?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






gently caress you

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
I can only assume that the Rona took MadJackal

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

Sab0921 posted:

Does MadJackal still post or did he take a break and go on that vacation?

he does but he has reported that hes crackpinged

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LOL @ how dead the south is going to be.

Just LMAO

Hail Satan

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL @ how dead the south is going to be.

Just LMAO

Hail Satan

im in danger

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Oil! posted:

I don't know why people are complaining the daily positive test rate is going down since the beginning of the month. Please ignore the other line that is also relatively flat since then.



now do deaths on the secondary lmao

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

:same:

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL @ how dead the south is going to be.

Just LMAO

Hail Satan

:d2a: insallah

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

"hey... since were stuck at home, want to, you know?"

"i... need to tell you something, something has awoken in me and now i can't get it out of my head... i need youi... to put on this map of alabama with a red bubble"

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1252728658948743176

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/4evrmalone/status/1252694444899553282

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