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d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

gleebster posted:

And it's a good way to get the anchovy your body craves.

Just eat anchovies like a normal person, you coward.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

dialhforhero posted:

I understand that Clamato is Clam and Tomato.

I was, however, disappointed to find out what was in Orangina.

I know, everyone thinks it's orangutan and vagina but nope, it's orange juice and Regina Spectre.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
That's only what it's made of in Europe, in America it's orange drink and angina.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I drink clamato straight or make micheladas out of it. It's great, just don't look at the sodium. Even for a 12oz bottle don't look. Because holy shittttttttyyyyyttt

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I drink clamato straight or make micheladas out of it. It's great, just don't look at the sodium. Even for a 12oz bottle don't look. Because holy shittttttttyyyyyttt

Sodium is fine as a treat unless you have little a high blood pressure

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Alcohol makes you either an embarrassment at best and murderer at worst, plus a sick gunt in both cases why do people bother to have strong opinions on the brand in which they go about it

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




3D Megadoodoo posted:

Malört means absinthe wormwood.

Malort means mothplace.

I know what I said.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Sjs00 posted:

Alcohol makes you either an embarrassment at best and murderer at worst, plus a sick gunt in both cases why do people bother to have strong opinions on the brand in which they go about it

Pretty sure we're talking about clam juice not booze

Ok maybe a bit of both but still

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I know, everyone thinks it's orangutan and vagina but nope, it's orange juice and Regina Spectre.

And her vagina?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Scratch Monkey posted:

And her vagina?

I hear she never leaves home without it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Cartoon Man posted:

Goons can have little a clam juice. As a shot.

It pairs pretty well with khav khalash

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




root beer
Nov 13, 2005

canyoneer posted:

It pairs pretty well with khav khalash

Crab juice or Mountain Dew, scrub

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sooeyt

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
This is the nazi defeat page and we have nothing toshow for it

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

canyoneer posted:

It pairs pretty well with khav khalash

NO CLAM JUICE, ONLY KHAV KHALASH

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I am regretting that drive by clamato post now

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Field Mousepad posted:

Worcestershire sauce is amazing in anything I will fuckin fight you

let's see how you like it in your eye, fucker!!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Milo and POTUS posted:

This is the nazi defeat page and we have nothing toshow for it

to be fair, we didn't defeat nazism, we just absorbed it into our government

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.




















https://www.boredpanda.com/art-recreation-at-home-museum-challenge/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2020/04/03/people-are-re-creating-famous-artworks-with-their-pets-whatever-else-is-lying-around/

LeafyOrb
Jun 11, 2012

Half the appeal of the low cost cosplay guy is that he shows his materials and process, these people need to take notes from him.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I like it how people are incorporating toilet paper and cleaning supplies into these things. Really captures the zeitgeist.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
That Picasso picture took me a while to figure out.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



A pickle under ultraviolet light

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kheldarn posted:

A pickle under ultraviolet light


It’s the funniest poo poo I’ve ever seen

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LeafyOrb posted:

Half the appeal of the low cost cosplay guy is that he shows his materials and process, these people need to take notes from him.

You suck

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

The Bloop posted:

Sodium is fine as a treat unless you have little a high blood pressure

I agree, but still, it's still holy shittttttttttt

Picture tax:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.




https://i.imgur.com/PzQzSwZ.mp4







https://i.imgur.com/CPhZTWI.mp4

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Kheldarn posted:

A pickle under ultraviolet light


What the gently caress

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/ZmnMkAC.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

beanieson posted:

It’s the funniest poo poo I’ve ever seen

Wait till you find out about pigeons.

https://i.imgur.com/WcXbxxg.mp4

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Inceltown posted:

Wait till you find out about pigeons.

https://i.imgur.com/WcXbxxg.mp4

what do those runes do?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Piss Meridian posted:

what do those runes do?

staves off the spectre of death, that the flesh might continue its sinful works

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I think it's more of an incantation that makes people drop french fries

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It says "baka gaigeon"

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Inceltown posted:

Wait till you find out about pigeons.

https://i.imgur.com/WcXbxxg.mp4

Hi where can I buy my Gaming Pigeon?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ak Gara posted:

Hi where can I buy my Gaming Pigeon?

pigeon has been doodled on with a UV pen

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Pick posted:

pigeon has been doodled on with a UV pen

Specifically a thing done in China to racing pigeons for identification according to the internet.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Picture tax:

Turns out this guy is a comedian and did a whole presentation about this experience: https://story.californiasunday.com/escape-your-meme

I saw it live and I don't think there's a recording, unfortunately

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

NtotheTC posted:

That is a shockingly small amount of model trains for that task I thought there would be thousands

With enough blocks and tackle you could do it with just one.

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