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CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Was there even an attempt to sharpen that? Or even put in bevels? The "cutting" edge looks like it is as thick as the spine.

Basically just a bar of (cheap, flimsy) flat stock with a handle.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Diet Coke eewwww


At least he’s not drinking it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

beanieson posted:

Diet Coke eewwww


At least he’s not drinking it

Did you just express a preferene
ON THE INTERNET

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

CollegeCop posted:

Was there even an attempt to sharpen that? Or even put in bevels? The "cutting" edge looks like it is as thick as the spine.

Basically just a bar of (cheap, flimsy) flat stock with a handle.

Its TAPE

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/orJ7hsL.mp4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Even the Amish know how to Tokyo drift.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/8otvWlb.mp4

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

me, going for the last pringle because my hand doesn't fit

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/mBasAUb.gifv
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
So this is that superior Japanese steel I keep hearing about from Japanophiles, is it?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

You can just say weeb, it's fine.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
Is it? I don’t really know. I thought that was for people way into anime or something. I am old and understand none of this. Thanks for the clarification.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

HairyManling posted:

Is it? I don’t really know. I thought that was for people way into anime or something. I am old and understand none of this. Thanks for the clarification.

dictionary.com posted:

A weeb is a derisive term for a non-Japanese person who is so obsessed with Japanese culture that they wish they were actually Japanese.

Also wtf are people expecting to get from AliExpress? because you don't go there for "top quality products" you go there for "dirt cheap (possibly bootleg) products"

Dragonstoned has a new favorite as of 04:17 on Apr 22, 2020

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

They say being a boomer is a mindset, so if I post something here that my mum sent me does that make me a boomer?

Sound on

https://i.imgur.com/NohRCWZ.gifv

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

They say being a boomer is a mindset, so if I post something here that my mum sent me does that make me a boomer?

Sound on

https://i.imgur.com/NohRCWZ.gifv

MJ is more Gen-x though so no. It still makes you old though so you're safe there.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mBasAUb.gifv
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

https://i.imgur.com/VY3YajG.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Android Apocalypse posted:

Even the Amish know how to Tokyo drift.

Nah, that's just doing fastnachts.



drat I'm homesick.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I sent you that in confidence.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004

He looks so elated at the end.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Quill posted:

He looks so elated at the end.

How else would you feel about sucking the butt of a sexy football player mid game? Why else do you think they play that game?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/sd9n8Bb.mp4

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

So the hand is enforcing social distancing and the puppy is Georgia?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I hate* to be the "did you know John Lennon beat his wife" guy, but 99% of animal rescue videos like this are contrived by actually putting animals in danger first so that the "rescue" can be filmed. Maybe not this time though since that puppy is dumb as gently caress.

* let's be real, I don't hate it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/a8YoJSl.mp4
gently caress leg day, it’s arm day again.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I really want to know what she was thinking. Did she mistake that for some weird rear end curl machine?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

When in doubt for any weird gym stuff the answer is always: Crossfit!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/xYYtZ7z.mp4

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Someone who has played in a band/orchestra, is the conductor even necessary? Don't people have their music and timing and poo poo pretty well memorised anyway? They've always seemed like a silly, slightly anachronistic tradition to me but that might just be because I've never played in a band.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

bike tory posted:

Someone who has played in a band/orchestra, is the conductor even necessary? Don't people have their music and timing and poo poo pretty well memorised anyway? They've always seemed like a silly, slightly anachronistic tradition to me but that might just be because I've never played in a band.
I've played in an orchestra. The conductor helps visually keep time for the musicians, which can be important if there are time changes in the music. They can help a section get ready for their big part with those exaggerated movements like a "get ready... to... PLAYLOUDNOW!" Speaking of which, conductors can help regulate volume between sections. For example, if the brass section is blaring too loudly in one part when the flutes are supposed to take center stage, the conductor can be a reminder to play quieter.

If you think it's easy to keep time, have you and 4 other friends count to 50 quietly by yourself, not moving, looking at a time piece or making any other signal that you're keeping time. When you hit 50 you raise your hand. See how many people raise their hand at the same time.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves


Getting major Eric Andre vibes off that guy.

Someone should splice in a shot of Hannibal and this guy...

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Additionally, the conductor is usually the one responsible for the overall musical vision for the performance. No two performances of the same piece are ever quite the same, even with the same conductor and the same group, but there are definitely wider variations between different conductors.

Knight2m
Jul 26, 2002

Touchdown Steelers


bike tory posted:

Someone who has played in a band/orchestra, is the conductor even necessary? Don't people have their music and timing and poo poo pretty well memorised anyway? They've always seemed like a silly, slightly anachronistic tradition to me but that might just be because I've never played in a band.

Usually, the conductor isn't as animated during rehearsal as they are during the performance.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Android Apocalypse posted:

I've played in an orchestra. The conductor helps visually keep time for the musicians, which can be important if there are time changes in the music. They can help a section get ready for their big part with those exaggerated movements like a "get ready... to... PLAYLOUDNOW!" Speaking of which, conductors can help regulate volume between sections. For example, if the brass section is blaring too loudly in one part when the flutes are supposed to take center stage, the conductor can be a reminder to play quieter.

If you think it's easy to keep time, have you and 4 other friends count to 50 quietly by yourself, not moving, looking at a time piece or making any other signal that you're keeping time. When you hit 50 you raise your hand. See how many people raise their hand at the same time.

This is a very good description of it.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/a8YoJSl.mp4
gently caress leg day, it’s arm day again.

being a very sexy, muscled gym freak myself, i feel like i can guess that she was checking the machine in a stupid way to see how much weight was on it. if it gives easily, the she would add weight. if it has too much weight then she would laugh in the face of physics as she is suplexed by an inanimate object

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hackers film 1995 posted:

being a very sexy, muscled gym freak myself, i feel like i can guess that she was checking the machine in a stupid way to see how much weight was on it. if it gives easily, the she would add weight. if it has too much weight then she would laugh in the face of physics as she is suplexed by an inanimate object

I honestly think that is more stupid than using leg extension machine wrong. This isn't to say you're wrong but that if it is what she was doing then it's extra lol worthy.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Hackers film 1995 posted:

being a very sexy, muscled gym freak myself, i feel like i can guess that she was checking the machine in a stupid way to see how much weight was on it. if it gives easily, the she would add weight. if it has too much weight then she would laugh in the face of physics as she is suplexed by an inanimate object

she appears to have working eyes tho

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/qySUMSS.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Pretty dumb idea to try to overhead axe chop a irate raccoon with a broom.

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 09:13 on Apr 23, 2020

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

There's a version of this with sound and it was really good (and maybe the 'To be continued' + Roundabout meme).

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haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



fought the raccoon
broke the broom

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