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actually now that i read it theyre not that complicated but still likely a giant pain in the rear end to get to a person and schedule an appointment
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:27 |
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Gio posted:actually now that i read it theyre not that complicated but still likely a giant pain in the rear end to get to a person and schedule an appointment same I wouldn't be psyched to go through several robodialer menus and wait on hold for 20 minutes to get a hold of the Health Department official before the 15 minute conversation ensues, though
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:27 |
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Crusader posted:last thing i saw was that the winter wave could be worse because of coincidence with flu season
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:27 |
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Singing "CoVID-19...is going to kill you" fits well with the main riff in the music playing here.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:28 |
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If you go to get tested for COVID you receive a detonator as does the prospective patient in line behind you. If you don't blow up that boat no one gets tested for COVID
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:30 |
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If the results of that nicotine study hold up than the covid risk reduction is huge, and presumably we won't need to wait to long to find out. It leads to a real dilemma, as someone with an addictive personality do I resign myself to yet another lifelong addiction or choking to death on my lung fluids. Decisions.
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/GeorgiaEMA/status/1252949890877067264 Is this COVID testing or means-testing
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:32 |
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Nocturtle posted:If the results of that nicotine study hold up than the covid risk reduction is huge, and presumably we won't need to wait to long to find out. It leads to a real dilemma, as someone with an addictive personality do I resign myself to yet another lifelong addiction or choking to death on my lung fluids. Decisions. thanks to the magic of cigarettes you can do both
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:35 |
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Welp I have a Coronavirus success story. I got approved for UC and my Berniebux came through today. I now make 29$/hr to stay at home and poo poo post till the end of July.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:36 |
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Give me an excuse to use snus again macron
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:37 |
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Sheriffs in Washington and Michigan are now saying they will not enforce the governor's Shelter in Place orders. I'm not sure if this is the breakdown of rule of law, but it's definitely the first few cracks.
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Mourne posted:Welp I have a Coronavirus success story. I got approved for UC and my Berniebux came through today. Cool, I'm going in to week 5 of my employer filed unemployment being under "eligibility review" while I make $200 a week working 10 hours lmao e: but I just got my mf tax return though, fuckyea! not goin broke this week
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:37 |
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COVID-420 posted:Sheriffs in Washington and Michigan are now saying they will not enforce the governor's Shelter in Place orders. this shits been happening for years. think sheriff joe or that one county clerk who said she wouldnt sign gay marriage licenses. i mean obviously it’ll probably accelerate
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:38 |
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COVID-420 posted:Sheriffs in Washington and Michigan are now saying they will not enforce the governor's Shelter in Place orders. daily ACAB reminder
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:40 |
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mystes posted:The quotes in that CNN piece are all taken from the Washington Post though. yeah but president cant read
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:40 |
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Gum posted:thanks to the magic of cigarettes you can do both It’s going to turn out that cigarettes do less than nothing and the false correlation is only because people avoid getting near cigarette smokers due to the smoke smell, therefore naturally social distancing themselves.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:41 |
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Schnorkles posted:everyone is hurting, the republican arm of the government cannot deal with crisis management (they are the crisis), and the actions taken on by private capital are going to make things worse. https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1252982234971344897
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:41 |
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30 nicotine patches will give you a lethal dose within 3 hours. This will absolutely kill the coronavirus. https://filmschoolrejects.com/would-it-be-fatal-if-someone-covered-their-body-with-nicotine-patches-like-in-thank-you-for-71b469a7b3e8/
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:43 |
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Gio posted:this shits been happening for years. think sheriff joe or that one county clerk who said she wouldnt sign gay marriage licenses. It's pretty rare afaik. That county clerk (Kim Davis) was jailed for contempt of court. Do you think these sheriffs will be jailed?
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:43 |
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Of course it is the French researchers who now turn their focus towards a potential cure that presents itself in the form of a Faustian bargain, causing one to question their life choices, reflect upon the fleeting insignificance of their own mortality, and descend further into cynical ennui
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:44 |
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Bert Roberge posted:30 nicotine patches will give you a lethal dose within 3 hours. Permanent immunization against all diseases Fully immunized and loving it
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:46 |
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Hahahahahahahaha
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:49 |
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twoday posted:Of course it is the French researchers who now turn their focus towards a potential cure that presents itself in the form of a Faustian bargain, causing one to question their life choices, reflect upon the fleeting insignificance of their own mortality, and descend further into cynical ennui i imagine them smoking while saying this
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:51 |
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government so small you can drown it in the bathtub oh poo poo i think we killed it help me hide the body
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:52 |
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COVID-420 posted:Sheriffs in Washington and Michigan are now saying they will not enforce the governor's Shelter in Place orders. activate the michigan natl guard
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:53 |
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this is hilarious coming from a rep whose state is net negative on contributions/payouts to the federal budget
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:54 |
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COVID-420 posted:Sheriffs in Washington and Michigan are now saying they will not enforce the governor's Shelter in Place orders. bob marley was right
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:55 |
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Bert Roberge posted:30 nicotine patches will give you a lethal dose within 3 hours. I'm pretty sure Sherlock Holmes did this at some point in the recent BBC reboot
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:55 |
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when the governor is commanding their natl guard, the posse comitatus act doesnt apply. enforce the fuckin order whitmer
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:56 |
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how many old white crackheads who scream at fox news endlessly from their trailer in bumfuck kentucky is the average san franciscan supporting
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:57 |
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Fuuuuuuuuuck that is grim
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:58 |
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where are my trump cigarettes??
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 16:58 |
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McConnell going out of his way to be as evil as possible, if there's someone I want to catch covid it's him, that polio problem of his probably counts for being at risk of death
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:00 |
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so.... can stop paying its taxes?
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:00 |
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anyone else notice they are getting on the same poop schedule as the rest of their house
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:01 |
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McConnell cuts off the states and you gonna see some poo poo, and not in blue states tbh
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:04 |
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Schnorkles posted:McConnell cuts off the states and you gonna see some poo poo, and not in blue states tbh https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1252987653361983490?s=20
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:05 |
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Mayor Dave posted:McConnell going out of his way to be as evil as possible, if there's someone I want to catch covid it's him, that polio problem of his probably counts for being at risk of death west wing democrats rush into the thread with the D&D guard, sobbing: "HE HAD POLIO YOU CAN'T LAUGH WHEN BAD PEOPLE DIE! DECORUMMMM!!!!"
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:07 |
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Trump give us fentenyl/nicotine patch so we can all be like the fat nerf armor wearing goons from the Q trial on star trek. It would be an improvement for society.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 17:07 |
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Philosopher King posted:anyone else notice they are getting on the same poop schedule as the rest of their house My poop schedule remains unchanged
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