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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

every time I wear a mask my glasses fog the hell up, makes grocery shopping really hard

just breathe less its easy

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Mayor Dave posted:

If she's got an Etsy store go ahead and link it

nah shes just making it for family still, each mask is taking her hours since she gets elastic from our preschoolers now-outgrown pants and then tries to get that to the right size. the sewing machine helps a ton (insane that she got that and a bread machine a year ago) but i dont think she's made more than 4 masks in one day. considering her entire family is super at risk she's just sticking to helping them and then our neighbors next

i told our doctor neighbor she can have some of my n95s if she needs but so far i havent needed to give those out

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

SKULL.GIF posted:

every time I wear a mask my glasses fog the hell up, makes grocery shopping really hard

I use rainx inside goggles and it works great to stop fog. Would probably work on glasses, but maybe do it to a spare pair in case it's a greasy smeary mess that makes things worse

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



mastershakeman posted:

big thumbs up to whoever linked that snowjoe deal, got my 5 n95s and my friend got his 10 .


me too! I snagged 5 for my house, 5 for my parent and 5 for my sisters house.

thanks goon

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Soy Division posted:

i just had a maga chud try to start a fight with me as i walked by the LA chud cruise giving everyone the finger, ama

he called me a pussy and was driving a prius, supreme irony

why would driving a Prius make him a pussy

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

im heading out to vegas to gamble (with my life)

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

why would driving a Prius make him a pussy

It doesn't but your garden variety chud gets worked up into a frothy rage just seeing a Prius so it's ironic that one would choose to drive it.

Dancer
May 23, 2011
Can someone please re-post that series of tweets on that streaming platform that has is no longer (immediately) going bankrupt thanks to suddenly being used because of covid, with the Spacey punchline?

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

why would driving a Prius make him a pussy
don’t get me wrong i think the entire concept of “being a pussy” is idiotic

but its kind of hilarious for a maga chud to be trying to start fights while driving a stereotypical lib car

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lmao

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Dancer posted:

Can someone please re-post that series of tweets on that streaming platform that has is no longer (immediately) going bankrupt thanks to suddenly being used because of covid, with the Spacey punchline?

there's like, dozens of financially unstable streaming platforms you gotta be more specific

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

anyway i asked him why he wasn’t standing in the crowd of chuds down the block if he was such a real man and he drove off

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


anderson cooper, the nations watchdog keeping them honest

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Soy Division posted:

anyway i asked him why he wasn’t standing in the crowd of chuds down the block if he was such a real man and he drove off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Soy Division posted:

anyway i asked him why he wasn’t standing in the crowd of chuds down the block if he was such a real man and he drove off

whats the LA chud cruise? Like a real cruise with a boat or some kind of protest to get back to work?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
News

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1253049457924542464?s=19
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1253050099317563397?s=19
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1253050512309653505?s=19

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

This is america right here.

Coop: You're the one saying it's safe
American Mayor: I did not, I said 'Reopen'

The mayor of one of the most prominent travel destinations in the whole world just got on a national news show and said " I didn't' say it was safe, just that we should re-open'. Astounding.

Absolutely amazing. :discourse:

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Marzzle posted:

whats the LA chud cruise? Like a real cruise with a boat or some kind of protest to get back to work?
just the usual driving around in your car honking your horn bullshit like in other cities

I counted several bmw’s and other late model luxury cars

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Vox Nihili posted:

jesus loving christ las vegas

the current mayor is 81 and has been mayor since 2011

prior to her time in office, her husband was mayor from 1999-2011

Whoever is mayor is just a front for the mob and casino bosses so w/e

She isn't going to last long after this though since even the casino chuds have to realize that their business is doomed if Vegas turns into a plague town

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
for the doctors and nurses itt

whats the accepted correct procedure for drinking water while wearing a mask? like which part do you touch to get it off your mouth hole for a min

or do you manage to not drink water the entire shift or do you use several masks per shift

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Agean90 posted:

I doubt McConnell is gonna take any actual action in cutting off states unless it's written to only effect blue states. This is just the usual rhetoric to make their base feel good about themselves for nebulous reasons

When Mitch McConnell runs ads in Kentucky the number one thing he always points to is how good he is at pork barrell spending.

Everyone in Kentucky detests him on a personal level he stays in office because

A. Hes an old-school party boss for the state so Republicans are all scared to go against him

B. He brings home money

C. The Democrats are going to take my guns and kill some babies.

D. TRUMP!!

He is not going to gently caress up B in an election year, with the best-funded challenger hes ever had. Zero chance. Mitch has no principles beyond remaining in power, he would become a communist tomorrow if he thought it would help him win.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

poty posted:

for the doctors and nurses itt

whats the accepted correct procedure for drinking water while wearing a mask? like which part do you touch to get it off your mouth hole for a min

or do you manage to not drink water the entire shift or do you use several masks per shift

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
Carol Hefner, an Oklahoma co-chair of Mr. Trump’s 2016 campaign who helped organize a protest last week in Oklahoma City, cited the state’s flat terrain as a factor in any decision to ease restrictions. “We have a lot of wind and the wind has pretty much helped us here,” she said. “We are in a much better position than many of the other states to go ahead and open back up.”

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

poty posted:

for the doctors and nurses itt

whats the accepted correct procedure for drinking water while wearing a mask? like which part do you touch to get it off your mouth hole for a min

or do you manage to not drink water the entire shift or do you use several masks per shift

Im a dr & you have to sit in a large bowl of water and draw it up into ur butt utilizing a series of carefully timed rectal contractions

thas how we all do it

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Yes, I have COVID.

Constantly Online Voluntarily Isolated Drinking.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

pigz posted:

This is america right here.

Coop: You're the one saying it's safe
American Mayor: I did not, I said 'Reopen'

The mayor of one of the most prominent travel destinations in the whole world just got on a national news show and said " I didn't' say it was safe, just that we should re-open'. Astounding.

Absolutely amazing. :discourse:

Well even she makes clear in the video she's talking about the city of Las Vegas, not the Vegas Strip which is what most people actually go to see.

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Carol Goodman is the wife of a literal mob lawyer who also used to be mayor.

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
the technical term for it is birdbathing

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Love to be flanked by the cashier and the guy that has to be there to bag groceries even though the cashier just did and he just crouches down to try to touch my dog with his gloves on. Brilliant. Let's just keep absentmindedly going through the same motions we were going through pre-pandemic you fucks. I will lose my poo poo if I get sick.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Judakel posted:

Love to be flanked by the cashier and the guy that has to be there to bag groceries even though the cashier just did and he just crouches down to try to touch my dog with his gloves on. Brilliant. Let's just keep absentmindedly going through the same motions we were going through pre-pandemic you fucks. I will lose my poo poo if I get sick.

it's honestly kind of weird that supermarkets have a separate person just to bag your groceries for you, when you could easily just do that yourself as a customer.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shipon posted:

it's honestly kind of weird that supermarkets have a separate person just to bag your groceries for you, when you could easily just do that yourself as a customer.

It's really more for speed than it is convenience. Customer has to wait at the station to pay with card then go and bag groceries while the rest of the food is coming down the belt. It's why many groceries now have dual lanes to pass groceries through, so one side can bag while the other side piles up.

Slow baggers slow down the checkout process, creating lines, creating inconvenience, creating less likelihood that customers will come back instead of opting for somewhere else that might be quicker

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Shipon posted:

it's honestly kind of weird that supermarkets have a separate person just to bag your groceries for you, when you could easily just do that yourself as a customer.

Busy work. There is literally no reason I can't do it myself. BY THE WAY YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING IF THE CASHIER OPPOSITE THE CASHIER i AM USING IS OPEN. STANDING BACK TO BACK WITH A GUY IN A MASK IS NO BETTER THAN STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH HIM. gently caress.

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
Number of deaths for leading causes of death:

Heart disease: 647,457

Cancer: 599,108

Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936

Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 160,201

Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 146,383

Alzheimer’s disease: 121,404

Diabetes: 83,564

Influenza and Pneumonia: 55,672

Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis: 50,633

Intentional self-harm (suicide): 47,173 Roni 47,212

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

mod sassinator posted:

I use rainx inside goggles and it works great to stop fog. Would probably work on glasses, but maybe do it to a spare pair in case it's a greasy smeary mess that makes things worse

I was told to use baby shampoo on my goggles when i would go snorkling. that always worked great and you can find baby shampoo lots of places.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



poo poo's gettin wild out there, just saw somebody I know post a sheet cake ham sandwich they made

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
At least there weren't many people there.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Feldegast42 posted:

Whoever is mayor is just a front for the mob and casino bosses so w/e

She isn't going to last long after this though since even the casino chuds have to realize that their business is doomed if Vegas turns into a plague town

I really doubt that she's saying anything that the casinos haven't signed off on. They want to reopen and don't care what it costs.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
By the way, was that the second meat plant that has had a massive outbreak? Time to get off the meat. Buy multivitamins to make up the difference in iron and what not.

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Thanks I hate it

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