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Man punch he own dick (what is a lion) with bells on is, I posit, emblematic of the human condition eternally throughout the ages, and highly memeworthy, you want your museum to do good, more of that. Also sell replicas in the gift shop. Because I want one. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Josef bugman posted:Possibly going to leave himself after a drubbing in a none national election. Bear in mind that this is my own ad-hoc reckon. There is no science behind it, but I think that just betting on poo poo getting weirder is always a good idea. Ah but it'd be pretty weird for the melts to develop a Corbyn style cult of personality around the world's most uncharismatic man
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OwlFancier posted:Other things that are cool to put in museums: Guns, Skeletons, Big Skeletons, Machines, Swords, Big Axes, Stuffed Animals, Mummies, Tanks, Cars.
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sebzilla posted:Old-timey sex toys I believe this is the origin of the witch's broom 
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Barry Foster posted:making a play for a second reign? That's exactly what I thought: IDS and Gove jockeying quietly for position.
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Josef bugman posted:Oh if it had been good and put in place somewhere cool it would have been fantastic. As is, it was super half arsed. Sounds like you saw right through it 
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gave myself a lockdown haircut it's a little bit patchy in places behind the ears/back of the neck but it's got rid of the annoying bits around my ears and the couple of bits at the front which have started getting in my face all in all a pretty good effort for a first try
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Josef bugman posted:no museum in history is ever going to be "cool" so stop trying. Science Museum in London is. Fight me. 
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There are some horrific pictures of DIY haircuts doing the rounds atm. I'm going to just use this as an excuse to grow mine long again and just tidy up the front ear bits - idk any hair terminology really
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I wouldn't do it under normal circumstances, but considering I'll be spending maybe 2 hours a week in public for the foreseeable future it's not really much of an issue and, after all, hats exist
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crispix posted:There are some horrific pictures of DIY haircuts doing the rounds atm. I'm going to just use this as an excuse to grow mine long again and just tidy up the front ear bits - idk any hair terminology really Currently I'm going for the full Dr Robert Chase, though currently it looks more like sleazy Harry Ellis from Die Hard.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Today I've managed to come across some people who seem to believe the government is actually inflating the number of people who have died from the rona which is just such an astounding reversal of reality I'm a bit dumbfounded.
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lol at the replies to this https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1253022136677150727?s=20
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Today I've managed to come across some people who seem to believe the government is actually inflating the number of people who have died from the rona which is just such an astounding reversal of reality I'm a bit dumbfounded. They're everywhere. Same people who think their friend's uncle had corona back in January so it's been around for ages, innit.
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Totally going for the Robin Williams Jumanji look. Not going to shave until lockdown is over.
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Looking forward to all the first time hair havers going through the stages of realising you shed worse than a cat and perpetually fishing spiders and small bits of debris out of your hair every time you go outside. Also having to be careful because beard hair looks a lot like pubes when it falls out and you look weird if you have them stuck to various things you own and parts of your person.
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Thinking about shaving my head but I'll need to lose the weight I've gained during the lockdown so far, otherwise I'll just look like a chubby skinhead. How long until the hairdressers reopen, do you think?
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Jose posted:lol at the replies to this https://twitter.com/BignessAsUsual/status/1253037231033417728
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https://twitter.com/1878smigger/status/1253042054726328325 Genuinely feeling a bit better about the world that pesto is getting bodied in the comments.
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him and kuennsberg always get ratio'd to gently caress everyone hates them lol
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I didn't know pesto was one of those weirdos who defer their midlife crisis by dressing like a teenager.
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Pesky Splinter posted:"Chaos under Corbyn" is gonna be the Labour right's "Under the last Labour government" that the Tories use. It is really important that the Brexit factor doesn't get forgotten, not only because it's true but because it's such a useful counterpoint to the Corbyn=Bad historical revision they're going to do. Even if you're a dumb lib that thought second ref was a good idea at the time you should memory hole that, the narrative is factual and it's left wing programme + accepting the ref result = historic labour gain, left wing programme + undermining direct democracy = historic loss, do not let them ignore the brexit event to do their 'left wing programme always loses' spin.
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gone already lol what was it?
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Pistol_Pete posted:Thinking about shaving my head but I'll need to lose the weight I've gained during the lockdown so far, otherwise I'll just look like a chubby skinhead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1WsjPIPxqY
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There is a programme on Channel 5 at 10 called, i poo poo yiz not, Gypsies On Benefits And Proud
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crispix posted:There is a programme on Channel 5 at 10 called, i poo poo yiz not, Gypsies On Benefits And Proud jesus christ
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Oodles posted:Science Museum in London is. Fight me. When i was in London I went on so many dates to the science museam, it owns. Also took a girl to the Institute of Sexology exhibit at the Welcome Trust. We saw Sigmund Freud's cigar box. It's just a cigar box.
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Coohoolin posted:gone already lol Former Corbyn staffer saying they once saw Peston force a barista to remake a cappuccino because he wanted to add the coco powder himself. I believe it.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Former Corbyn staffer saying they once saw Peston force a barista to remake a cappuccino because he wanted to add the coco powder himself. https://twitter.com/francesleach_/status/1253061721683525633?s=20
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Jose posted:lol at the replies to this the guy’s in his 70s. why the gently caress is he out and about and not self isolating to work from home? had to lecture my parents earlier about not pointlessly going out when the pharmacy will obviously deliver their repeat prescriptions. does every old oval office in this country actually just want to die? Cerv fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Because the magic mace doesn't work via telecoms. Also I'm not sure he's the sort to let probable death stop him.
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Didn't someone in the commons make a hilarious 'Corbyn Old and should self isolate' joke not long before boris caught the rovi and nearly died? And was that someone boris
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Cerv posted:the guy’s in his 70s. why the gently caress is he out and about and not self isolating to work from home? Someone said this is an old photo (or in any case not recent). Apparently it's been posted before. Ed: After going through to the official HOC photographer's twitter I think the people who have posted that comment are mistaken and it is from today. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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OwlFancier posted:Because the magic mace doesn't work via telecoms. his faith in parliament dooming him is on point for jezza miss him so bad just want him back
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Someone said this is an old photo (or in any case not recent). Apparently it's been posted before. weird. then what’s with the no entry signs on the seats? I assumed that was a new thing for the 50 MPs in the hall limit they’ve got now for social distancing.
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