Judakel posted:

By the way, was that the second meat plant that has had a massive outbreak? Time to get off the meat. Buy multivitamins to make up the difference in iron and what not.

Mr Hootington posted:

Oh thank god iowa isnt opening up yet.

Instead we are in partnership with the private sectorTesting Iowa. this will help us determine if we can have the state fair thos year.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

The IMMORTAL SCIENCE OF THE BEAN allows for all necessities of life.

SKULL.GIF posted:

every time I wear a mask my glasses fog the hell up, makes grocery shopping really hard

SKULL.GIF posted:

USA really dragging their feet on reporting cases today

4:30 EST already and they're at like 60% of typical reported numbers

I think yesterday really shook some people at the top

Vox Nihili posted:

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1253053519931871232

https://twitter.com/swalloween/status/1253036605759053824

Marzzle posted:

there's like, dozens of financially unstable streaming platforms you gotta be more specific

Vox Nihili posted:

I really doubt that she's saying anything that the casinos haven't signed off on. They want to reopen and don't care what it costs.

Judakel posted:

People can't poo poo that often.

brugroffil posted:

how many people do you think would flock to Las Vegas even if they "reopened" right now


that's a key part that they seem to skip over

Judakel posted:

People can't poo poo that often.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

so many loving people lmao

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

so many loving people lmao

Ebola Roulette posted:

Number of deaths for leading causes of death:

Heart disease: 647,457

Cancer: 599,108

Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936

Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 160,201

Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 146,383

Alzheimer’s disease: 121,404

Diabetes: 83,564

Influenza and Pneumonia: 55,672

Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis: 50,633

Intentional self-harm (suicide): 47,173 Roni 47,212

brugroffil posted:

how many people do you think would flock to Las Vegas even if they "reopened" right now


that's a key part that they seem to skip over

brugroffil posted:

how many people do you think would flock to Las Vegas even if they "reopened" right now


that's a key part that they seem to skip over

Shipon posted:

i wonder how much that accident number will fall because of the corona lockdowns

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1253053519931871232

https://twitter.com/swalloween/status/1253036605759053824

Shipon posted:

it's honestly kind of weird that supermarkets have a separate person just to bag your groceries for you, when you could easily just do that yourself as a customer.

Judakel posted:

People can't poo poo that often.

sincx posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/markets/status/1252881265973276673


as an aside, where has Bloomberg been hiding after he flamed out?

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

The first covid only dating in person event will be in Vegas and there will be chuds frothing at the mouth beating down the door to get into it.

poty posted:

for the doctors and nurses itt

whats the accepted correct procedure for drinking water while wearing a mask? like which part do you touch to get it off your mouth hole for a min

or do you manage to not drink water the entire shift or do you use several masks per shift

MadJackal posted:

At least at my NY hospital, the guidelines are that we get 1 N95 mask to use for an indefinite amount of time. Basically until they break or are "visibly soiled," whatever the gently caress that means. We put paper masks over those any time we enter a COVID room, as some kind of voodoo. We throw the paper masks out after exiting the room. We put our N95s into a brown paper bag, to keep them safe and also to let them breathe.

The utter Catch-22 bullshit insanity of that last paragraph is not lost on me.

So long as there's a door between you and the COVID patient, you can just wear the paper masks. When the ED got overrun, it became a 24/7 N95 hot zone.

At least for the residents, we're more cavalier so we take off our masks in the call room. It's the only location that really feels safe in the hospital, so we clean it regularly and pretend to be normal there. There's all you can drink H2O in the call room.

The dozen or so hospitalists are wearing paper masks at their computer stations, sitting elbow to elbow.

My biggest pet peeve is I'm seeing tons of people wearing N95s on, but I'm certain a good percentage of them are removing them after arriving home with filthy, COVID coated hands.

Just wash your hands before and after any time you head outside. Don't touch your infection holes. A paper mask vs an N95 doesn't really matter so long as you're not spending 5 minutes next to a person with COVID.

MadJackal posted:

At least at my NY hospital, the guidelines are that we get 1 N95 mask to use for an indefinite amount of time. Basically until they break or are "visibly soiled," whatever the gently caress that means. We put paper masks over those any time we enter a COVID room, as some kind of voodoo. We throw the paper masks out after exiting the room. We put our N95s into a brown paper bag, to keep them safe and also to let them breathe.

The utter Catch-22 bullshit insanity of that last paragraph is not lost on me.

So long as there's a door between you and the COVID patient, you can just wear the paper masks. When the ED got overrun, it became a 24/7 N95 hot zone.

At least for the residents, we're more cavalier so we take off our masks in the call room. It's the only location that really feels safe in the hospital, so we clean it regularly and pretend to be normal there. There's all you can drink H2O in the call room.

The dozen or so hospitalists are wearing paper masks at their computer stations, sitting elbow to elbow.

My biggest pet peeve is I'm seeing tons of people wearing N95s on, but I'm certain a good percentage of them are removing them after arriving home with filthy, COVID coated hands.

Just wash your hands before and after any time you head outside. Don't touch your infection holes. A paper mask vs an N95 doesn't really matter so long as you're not spending 5 minutes next to a person with COVID.

MadJackal posted:

At least at my NY hospital, the guidelines are that we get 1 N95 mask to use for an indefinite amount of time. Basically until they break or are "visibly soiled," whatever the gently caress that means. We put paper masks over those any time we enter a COVID room, as some kind of voodoo. We throw the paper masks out after exiting the room. We put our N95s into a brown paper bag, to keep them safe and also to let them breathe.

The utter Catch-22 bullshit insanity of that last paragraph is not lost on me.

So long as there's a door between you and the COVID patient, you can just wear the paper masks. When the ED got overrun, it became a 24/7 N95 hot zone.

At least for the residents, we're more cavalier so we take off our masks in the call room. It's the only location that really feels safe in the hospital, so we clean it regularly and pretend to be normal there. There's all you can drink H2O in the call room.

The dozen or so hospitalists are wearing paper masks at their computer stations, sitting elbow to elbow.

My biggest pet peeve is I'm seeing tons of people wearing N95s on, but I'm certain a good percentage of them are removing them after arriving home with filthy, COVID coated hands.

Just wash your hands before and after any time you head outside. Don't touch your infection holes. A paper mask vs an N95 doesn't really matter so long as you're not spending 5 minutes next to a person with COVID.