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elise the great posted:Yeah those are Level 1 masks, and assuming they aren’t carcinogenic they’re really only good as booger catchers for people leaving their homes. They become damp very quickly and can turn into virus hotels for your face if exposed to a significant viral load, but they’re excellent at containing droplets, so if most people wear them, the air stays clean and they’re very good protection for lay people picking up milk and eggs at the QFC. Well I'm an elf soooo
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tangy yet delightful posted:Well I'm an elf soooo If my dick was permanently flaccid unless penetrated by tentacles, I probably wouldn’t let anyone know
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 23:38 |
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I have zero idea what's going on here but you do you until someone yells about it
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have zero idea what's going on here but you do you until someone yells about it Elise is a renowned expert on elf junk and has written some wonderful posts on the subject (phoneposting or else I could track them down, they def belong in this thread)
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have zero idea what's going on here but you do you until someone yells about it Tolkien wrote some kinky poo poo and
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Which lead to this photo, which might be one of the funniest things SA has ever produced: One Dildo to Rule Them All: kinda https://i.imgur.com/sHtVf9Th.jpg
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elise the great posted:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have engaged in erotic poetry) would be gwî, but for everyday usage gwib was the preferred term. Puntl is provided as the coarse, moderately transgressive term, and likely what you would be invited to suck if you went down on a male elf. Alas, due to the ban on the Noldorin language, we have no surviving slang for Fëanor's johnson. Link in the quote goes to that post in the goldmine. The whole thread is great.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Which lead to this photo, which might be one of the funniest things SA has ever produced: quote:Zoinks! You've taken a wrong turn. Link failed or more likely imgur has had enough of our poo poo.
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Outrail posted:Link failed or more likely imgur has had enough of our poo poo. Imgur may just be struggling or I have it cached. Here it is rehosted. and all that https://i.imgflip.com/3xqyk4.jpg
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Yep, that's a weird dildo.
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Inceltown posted:Imgur may just be struggling or I have it cached. Here it is rehosted.
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Platystemon posted:Link in the quote goes to that post in the goldmine. The whole thread is great. I am both very glad I read that and also regret reading that immensely.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I am both very glad I read that and also regret reading that immensely. somethingawful_experience.txt
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elise the great posted:Yeah those are Level 1 masks, and assuming they aren’t carcinogenic they’re really only good as booger catchers for people leaving their homes. They become damp very quickly and can turn into virus hotels for your face if exposed to a significant viral load, but they’re excellent at containing droplets, so if most people wear them, the air stays clean and they’re very good protection for lay people picking up milk and eggs at the QFC. The point of getting people to wear a mask outside in hotspots isn't actually to stop people getting sick. It's so if you're sick and you don't know it yet you didn't accidentally wander around spreading Covid-19 everywhere for a few days while getting groceries or takeout before realizing you're symptomatic.
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That was a baseless rumor that even our "experts" have repeated. Why would a filter that catches some proportion of virus particles not help you as a barrier between others' lung air and your own lung air?
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I'd guess a lot more of your lung air goes through the filter than others', and probably droplets in ambient air are much finer than in your own breath, so a mask catches large droplets from the inside while small ones from both directions just go right through.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:That was a baseless rumor that even our "experts" have repeated. Why would a filter that catches some proportion of virus particles not help you as a barrier between others' lung air and your own lung air? because people touch surfaces that have virus goo on them and then pick their nose wearing a mask will stop you from spreading the virus goo all over those surfaces but it won't stop you from getting other people's goo on your hands and then taking the mask off and going for first blood
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The point of getting people to wear a mask outside in hotspots isn't actually to stop people getting sick. It's so if you're sick and you don't know it yet you didn't accidentally wander around spreading Covid-19 everywhere for a few days while getting groceries or takeout before realizing you're symptomatic. The concept of masks keeping you safe is really dangerous. They keep other people safe from you. You need to watch the ever loving gently caress out.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:That was a baseless rumor that even our "experts" have repeated. Why would a filter that catches some proportion of virus particles not help you as a barrier between others' lung air and your own lung air? Things that land on your mask grow there. You breathe through them hard.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Why would a filter that catches some proportion of virus particles not help you as a barrier between others' lung air and your own lung air? Because the filter full of viruses is touching your goddamn face. If they're viruses from you, then congrats, you stopped them from getting to other people. If they're viruses from other people, congrats, they're ON YOUR loving FACE.
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# ? Apr 23, 2020 07:20 |
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Effective use of PPE like gloves and masks requires excellent hygiene in their use, donning and doffing, to be effective if you're in close proximity to infected people a lot, ir requires not just knowledge but training and muscle memory, something that really only people who work in the medical field, or with hazardous materials have. Otherwise they're still a good reminder to wash your goddamn hands before you stick them in your big, dumb face.
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i merely do not leave my apartment, thus eliminating any sources of infection and allowing me to stick my fingers anywhere on or in my face i desire
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Yeah about that... they just arrested a guy here who did the Alibaba thing but instead of donating, sold them to hospitals. The problem is the authorities had them tested and they're not only not fit for protecting against COVID-19, they're not fit for anything. Possibly also toxic. Yeah, I've heard of some bad stuff, like that load of chinese PPE somewhere in europe that was not up to standard so they gave it to lower risk workers and it gave them all horrible rashes. But fake N95/KN95s are probably a bigger risk than fake surgical masks, because the surgical masks are just so darn cheap to produce. They used to be less than 10 cents each, and now it looks like 70 cents (CDN) is the average on aliexpress. (Personally I bought washable cloth masks because that's enough for my use case of "going to walmart".) But my main point was that someone putting a mask on a fish isn't necessarily diverting critical healthcare resources.
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Facebook Aunt posted:But my main point was that someone putting a mask on a fish isn't necessarily diverting critical healthcare resources.
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Inceltown posted:Things that land on your mask grow there. You breathe through them hard. Masks don’t have ACE2 receptors. SARS‐CoV‐2 can’t grow in anything but its mammalian hosts.
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Platystemon posted:Masks don’t have ACE2 receptors. The point is that COVID-19 endures surprisingly well on surfaces for a few hours. Like a mask. That you're breathing through constantly.
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I don't get it
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Dabir posted:I don't get it dickbutt
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# ? Apr 23, 2020 08:27 |
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ah god drat it I was assuming it was symmetrical. that's fantastic
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, I've heard of some bad stuff, like that load of chinese PPE somewhere in europe that was not up to standard so they gave it to lower risk workers and it gave them all horrible rashes. But fake N95/KN95s are probably a bigger risk than fake surgical masks, because the surgical masks are just so darn cheap to produce. They used to be less than 10 cents each, and now it looks like 70 cents (CDN) is the average on aliexpress. (Personally I bought washable cloth masks because that's enough for my use case of "going to walmart".) What about the guys who did surgery on a grape? They did surgery on a grape!
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What about the guys who did surgery on a grape? hosed up if true.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Which lead to this photo, which might be one of the funniest things SA has ever produced: The funniest thing in that thread was always when the OP said "I stopped making dildos because I couldn't satisfy demand". Couldn't have been very good dildos then, if they didn't satisfy!
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Outrail posted:Yep, that's a weird dildo. Doctors hate it
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DontMockMySmock posted:Because the filter full of viruses is touching your goddamn face. If they're viruses from you, then congrats, you stopped them from getting to other people. If they're viruses from other people, congrats, they're ON YOUR loving FACE. whereas if you aren't wearing a mask and airborne droplets hit your bare face, they can pass harmlessly through it and out the back of your head and/or be contained and safely disposed of within your upper respiratory tract
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That's why I recommend my highly technical duck-and-weave strategy to avoid droplets, making every grocery trip both safer and a good way to exercise
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SARSpentine!
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's why I recommend my highly technical duck-and-weave strategy to avoid droplets, making every grocery trip both safer and a good way to exercise
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What about the guys who did surgery on a grape? citrus if fruit
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's why I recommend my highly technical duck-and-weave strategy to avoid droplets, making every grocery trip both safer and a good way to exercise This reminds me of way back when the DC Sniper was a thing and the news showed videos of people getting gas while constantly ducking and weaving their heads like they were Muhammed Ali in a fight.
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