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Over Easy posted:smoking cigarettes is one of the most pleasurable activities human beings can engage in actually,... smoking is stupid. put drugs in your rear end dummy
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Time to buy a bunch of laser pointers and tell people that shining one down your throat or up your rear end in a top hat cures covid Covid doesn't spread through the air, it spreads through the butt. Think about it, buses, airplanes, restaurants, all places where it spreads are places where you sit down and the butt contracts covid. The solution is a plug that should be worn at all times in public. But its got to be a big plug, the small plugs will allow leaks through.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Time to buy a bunch of laser pointers and tell people that shining one down your throat or up your rear end in a top hat cures covid I bought a bunch of batteries for my cat's laser pointer so I'll be doing long distance treatments. Say "Ah" and spread wide, thank you
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Old people trying to vote for Trump but they fall down dead of covid before they can get there like in that scene in Platoon
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all fear the recovery czars
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Injecting sunshine into my veins to cure Roni-chan
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not an endorsement posted:hmmm optics seem not great dumbass tactinerd larpers
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not an endorsement posted:hmmm optics seem not great i can hear this argument in my head: "how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? how can you support this hoax? etc
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Solarin posted:actually,... smoking is stupid. put drugs in your rear end dummy lol. i wonder if i could get high by boofing an edible
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i sent a photo and told them thats how I want to look when im dead before they roast me
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BMX Ninja posted:Smoking kills off the cells in the lungs that promote cytokine production. From what I've heard, cytokine storms are a big killer among hospitalized patients. People don't die directly from the virus, but get choked by their own immune system over-reacting to the roni. it doesn't kill off cells that produce cytokines, it just limits their production though it's probably also killing off all kinds of cells at the same time
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Man Musk posted:covid-19 normalized daytime gin & tonics & hours-long quarantine dj sets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqLPv14mRaw this quarantine is resulting in better culture than any amount of mainstream cultural product that was cancelled i mean we got multi-day meltdowns over rude podcasters, we got the ghana pallbearers, we got dj sets livestreamed from video game levels
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Apr 24, 2020 00:05
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UV butt plugs, but plugs that bean sunlight directly into your butt.
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Over Easy posted:smoking cigarettes is one of the most pleasurable activities human beings can engage in winners never quit and quitters never win #riseandgrind #entrepreneur
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looking like some straight qanon poo poo keep it up
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Spergin Morlock posted:lol. i wonder if i could get high by boofing an edible couldn't hurt. probably would work better with a tincture but where's the challenge
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Gripweed posted:UV butt plugs, but plugs that bean sunlight directly into your butt. Chief McHeath posted:Put one of these in your butt and you're cured It's like a colonoscopy that cures covid.
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can't wait for Oklahoma and north Texas to combine into Gay Texas
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People on Twitter are saying Trump said to inject yourself with isopropyl alcohol to cure coronavirus and I don't know if it's a joke or he really said it because we live in a hellscape
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facetoucher cat posted:People on Twitter are saying Trump said to inject yourself with isopropyl alcohol to cure coronavirus and I don't know if it's a joke or he really said it because we live in a hellscape Always err on the side of Trump said it.
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this guy should really draw the navajo nation separately not just shade in some states also kansas city has a cross-state agreement
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waiting for the story about an old white couple who injects themselves with lysol and dies
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if trump wants to inject himself with bleach he can be my guest
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I fuckin love that metro Tennessee is flat out telling our governor to suck our dicks.
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facetoucher cat posted:People on Twitter are saying Trump said to inject yourself with isopropyl alcohol to cure coronavirus and I don't know if it's a joke or he really said it because we live in a hellscape 
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Iron Crowned posted:Always err on the side of Trump said it. What was I thinking, right?
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What could I lose?
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Injecting alcohol/disinfectant into the bloodstream... corona vs corona, who will win??
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I feel like Washingtonians would join in peace, but Oregonians would resent us forever.
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Leo posted:Injecting alcohol/disinfectant into the bloodstream... corona vs corona, who will win??
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not an endorsement posted:hmmm optics seem not great lol Kansas chds are mad because Applebee's is carry out only
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Asproigerosis posted:My kitchen sink is clogged and/or the disposal is locked up Well once you get it out of your butthole you can use it to help fix your sink
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Asproigerosis posted:My kitchen sink is clogged and/or the disposal is locked up UNPLUG THE DISPOSAL BEFORE DOING ANYTHING WITH IT. Is there any play in either direction when turning it with a hex key? Bring some illumination to your disgusting sinkhole and peer inside for the end of a half eaten fork. If you're feeling brave, feel around in there for a knife or a pile of broken glass. Then put a breaker bar on the hex key and force it until something moves. Source: I am an untrained idiot who's had to fix a couple disposals that were fed very crunchy things.
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