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re: "try to eat light"TheLemonOfIchabod posted:this is actually what the doctor told him lol
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lmao with a death rate ~2200 (1 9/11 each day) that works out to 800k dead Americans per year with CV.
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Impkins Patootie posted:i keep hearing voices call out to me in my sleep My brain is rigged so that 30 minutes before I'm supposed to wake up or so I begin to have nightmares. This is includes feeling the sensation of people tapping my should to grabbing me IRL and shaking me awake. The shaking happened the first time I was living alone when I woke up there the first time.
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Epic High Five posted:Hmm, doesn't seem like a good strategy imho
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:that's why the democrats are running ads that are basically "we're gonna declare war on china, not like that PUSSY, trump!" So the Dem strategy is that Trump has no warrior spirit because how he talks about China depends more on his mood at the moment that reality They could pick any of a million things and they're gonna attack him on trade and for not being belligerent enough lmao
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trump is just wandering around the White House finding various chemicals and telling people to try them
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exciting time in the world right now, exciting time
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euphronius posted:the only way out of this is insane levels of testing Or letting tons of people die and collapsing the economy We seem pretty set on that course
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Agrajag posted:im so ready to hear stories about chuds injecting themselves with random household disinfectants in the coming days did you miss the people who poisoned themselves with fish tank cleaner?
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Epic High Five posted:So the Dem strategy is that Trump has no warrior spirit because how he talks about China depends more on his mood at the moment that reality
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brugroffil posted:Or letting tons of people die and collapsing the economy ok the only HUMANE way out etc ..
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Joe Biden was telling people to vote for Trump the whole primary, I'm not sure why people are surprised he is still doing it.
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Shear Modulus posted:did you miss the people who poisoned themselves with fish tank cleaner? Yeah I dunno why people are surprised by this point
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Impkins Patootie posted:i keep hearing voices call out to me in my sleep That's Bernie, he was trapped in a dream catcher by Elizabeth Warren. Joe was supposed to let him out, but forgot.
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Apr 24, 2020 02:53
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where is my GOD drat rent forgiveness
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:they're doing this because any of those other millions of things will make their childfucker donors make frowny faces I can tell ya that the centrists don't like their Bloc being called the Epstein Bloc of the base even if they're utterly incapable of naming a figure they admire who didn't hang out with Epstein and fly on the Lolita express even after it was common knowledge he was a child fucker
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Forgive me rent, for I have signed
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Epic High Five posted:I can tell ya that the centrists don't like their Bloc being called the Epstein Bloc of the base even if they're utterly incapable of naming a figure they admire who didn't hang out with Epstein and fly on the Lolita express even after it was common knowledge he was a child fucker
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not an endorsement posted:lol at ruining the respect of all your colleagues as you act as a sycophant to someone who you know has the intelligence of a 6 y/o 
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sooooo may is almost here and I still don't have my fuckin trumpbux
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Epic High Five posted:So what's Biden been up to in all this beyond napping in a basement somewhere
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euphronius posted:the only way out of this is insane levels of testing the other way out of it is declaring the problem solved and silencing anyone who tries to disagree
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Epic High Five posted:So what's Biden been up to in all this beyond napping in a basement somewhere eating ice cream i think
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snoo posted:where is my GOD drat rent forgiveness europe snoo posted:sooooo may is almost here and I still don't have my fuckin trumpbux same
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Just as a side note. In Georgia if you're severely obese, have moderate to severe asthma, or have diabetes, plus other things of course, you're still on shelter in place
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Shear Modulus posted:the other way out of it is declaring the problem solved and silencing anyone who tries to disagree No one's dying of COVID-19 it's just respiratory failure, happens all the time. https://twitter.com/eduhonorato/status/1253287259253747712?s=20
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CODChimera posted:trump is just wandering around the White House finding various chemicals and telling people to try them and he has told everybody under Federal authority to help promote it! https://twitter.com/AC360/status/1253498117057634304
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facetoucher cat posted:Just as a side note. In Georgia if you're severely obese, have moderate to severe asthma, or have diabetes, plus other things of course, you're still on shelter in place Oh so the state's not opening up after all whew
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Epic High Five posted:So the Dem strategy is that Trump has no warrior spirit because how he talks about China depends more on his mood at the moment that reality democrat messaging right now seems to be very specifically targeted towards nevertrumper republicans, david frum, jennifer rubin etc.
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Flesh Forge posted:democrat messaging right now seems to be very specifically targeted towards nevertrumper republicans, david frum, jennifer rubin etc. its genius. if they pick up the moderate half of the republicans, and add that to the dem base, then the dems win the election in a blowout victory. i dont know why they haven't tried this earlier
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Armadillo Tank posted:My brain is rigged so that 30 minutes before I'm supposed to wake up or so I begin to have nightmares. This is includes feeling the sensation of people tapping my should to grabbing me IRL and shaking me awake. How do you not attack people when you're waking up near anyone
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Gonna just sit outside the next trump rally or anti-shutdown protest with a box of syringes filled with Lysol and sell them $5 a pop. Gonna stimulate the hell out this economy THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
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facetoucher cat posted:Just as a side note. In Georgia if you're severely obese, have moderate to severe asthma, or have diabetes, plus other things of course, you're still on shelter in place Severely obese? All muscle, baby
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What the gently caress? This is the weirdest loving timeline
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:for a comedy website, this thread is not much fun It could use a tremendous blast of uv rays to LIGHTEN UP a little bit
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this is going into history books y'all, people will study these words for generations
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My dad drank bleach once on accident, then barfed it up (then called poison control who said don't throw it up) . So I guess he's immune to covid now
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