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So who is winning for worst response at this point, USA or Sweden? Obviously, in terms of impact USA wins, but Sweden...yowza.
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Those minutes are an aide-memoire for us. They should not be a reductive record of what happened to have been said, but they should be more a full record of what was intended to have been said.
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limaCAT posted:Last Hollywood Blockbuster: Sonic The Hedgehog Sonic being the last great cultural touchstone for the youth is going to have some real repercussions down the road. Thirty years of dominating the culture because Jim Carrey (who is as close to Bugs Bunny as an actor can get while still being mostly real) ended up making Robotnik his last role.
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rump buttman posted:buying a 10 foot acrylic bong, gonna smoke aquarium rocks through bleach. if you don't already have a matterhorn bong now is the time to get one and summit it before the end of all things
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These clorox people seem very concerned that we not eat their product. What secrets are they hiding? Is clorox actually adrenochrome??
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Heartcatch posted:Quinn seems like the helpful sort. Q
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found the cure for coronavirus, just expose yourself to pure unadulterated Jesus 
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Penisaurus Sex posted:My father, a fox, my mother, an inuit. i deny you, chim---lol of course not all sentient beings deserve equal respect
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rump buttman posted:buying a 10 foot acrylic bong, gonna smoke aquarium rocks through bleach. how will you light it??
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facetoucher cat posted:I took a shower and saw blood running down my chest and arm and freaked out because I wasn't in pain and didn't know where it was coming from. Turns out it was coming from my ear so that's lovely. I can hear just fine and didn't use a swab or something before so, lmao stay safe facetoucher cat
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i'm, in my mind right now, trying to decide if trump or berlusconi is topping the scoreboard for making a mockery of political institutions me two weeks ago would still have said berlusconi i think, but trump is like the Lebron of Naked Emperors
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Zyme posted:I mean yeah, inhaling chlorine gas will definitely kill everything in your lungs, including any viruses. Wonder why the liberal media isn't taking this suggestion more seriously? trump truly has the greatest *points at forehead* you know what.
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Mr Hootington posted:I like the idea of no vaccine ever and you get it once every couple of years until your lungs melt and you die at the age of 37. Would fix that global warming problem not excited to die, but at least everyone younger than me is less deliberately evil than everyone older than me
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BrownianMotion posted:i'm, in my mind right now, trying to decide if trump or berlusconi is topping the scoreboard for making a mockery of political institutions it'd be loving wild to be old enough to remember Nixon and 2nd term Reagan to have a point of comparison to, but also not being lead poisoned and ideological predisposed to ignoring the obvious parallels.
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How did they know? https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1242899581924446212
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dew worm posted:how will you light it?? That one thing that let's you throw farts across a room and a lighter
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facetoucher cat leaking juice. gotta keep it inside!
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alphabettitouretti posted:https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/24/coronavirus-detected-particles-air-pollution god drat i hate this frankenvirus
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Injecting cleaning products into people's lungs is the final crack ping for me
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Over/under on some chud killing themselves with a cleaning product set at 2 days
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yeah im pretty sure we all know this already from MadJackal's posts he literally said that those drugs gently caress with your heart and is more than likely to kill you along with the virus
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DemoneeHo posted:I just can't get over our dumbass president saying we can inject bleach into our bodies and irradiate our lungs with UV light. 
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:So who is winning for worst response at this point, USA or Sweden? Don't leave Netherlands off the list!
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brugroffil posted:Injecting cleaning products into people's lungs is the final crack ping for me narrator voice: it wasn't
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Apr 24, 2020 15:52
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we're less than 3 months into this years long crisis. imagine where Trump's going to be cognitively and in terms of his grasp on reality in another 3 months. or 3 years from now when he's in the final sprint of his 2nd term.
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local FB group tells me that basically even super chuds know it is dumb so “Trump said that sarcastically to make the fake media go crazy” while Q’rs think Birx is part of a conspiracy to deny the reality of UV light treatments a small contingent openly ponder what a sleepy Joe would’ve said
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Crazyweasel posted:a small contingent openly ponder what a sleepy Joe would’ve said Same TBQH
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brugroffil posted:Injecting cleaning products into people's lungs is the final crack ping for me It probably is for their lungs too
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:So who is winning for worst response at this point, USA or Sweden? isnt sweden spiking way up there n deaths right now?
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in prehistoric times man could expose all of his organs to light to prevent disease but when we started farming and eating soy we lost the ability also people were 20 feet tall
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dew worm posted:how will you light it?? you know [gestures towards magnifying glass taped to a broom handle]
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BMX Ninja posted:How did they know? wtf how the hell is this from march?!?
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:in prehistoric times man could expose all of his organs to light to prevent disease but when we started farming and eating soy we lost the ability also people were 20 feet tall our skin is like an eggshell and when we ascend to the next level of humanity we'll peel ourselves like a big ol' banana and become God.
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Agrajag posted:wtf how the hell is this from march?!? The onion has a long history of accurately predicting the future
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Penisaurus Sex posted:our skin is like an eggshell and when we ascend to the next level of humanity we'll peel ourselves like a big ol' banana and become God. I think I read this in berserk
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