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MrNemo posted:I think that's a comment on the PUA view of women, that saying the right set of phrases on the right order will activate their biologically built in networks and cause them to become Hornby and attracted to you. was the my initial reading. I feel properly
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So, been seeing FB ads for a raffle for the chance to win a Ferrari! The proceeds are for charity! How lovely. Their website, Facebook account and Twitter all came into existence about two weeks ago, while all non essential businesses are closed. Their website, theferrariexperience.ie consists of pictures found from other sites on Google. The raffle is for a car worth €250k and they're selling 6000 tickets at €50 a pop. I mean, I can't PROVE its a scam, but come on
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 19:48 |
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Weatherman posted:Meet it in a local diner and, during the conversation, drop a pre-defined phrase or sentence that it was given by its previous handlers didn't know they farmed almonds in Manchuria
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:didn't know they farmed almonds in Manchuria You've never had chicken with almonds?
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I’m an ICU physician and a bunch of my colleagues have been getting unsolicited text messages about a COVID test that doesn’t exist yet.
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Rhandhali posted:I’m an ICU physician and a bunch of my colleagues have been getting unsolicited text messages about a COVID test that doesn’t exist yet. Type that phone number into google and see what you get. Don’t touch the poop.
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Rhandhali posted:I’m an ICU physician and a bunch of my colleagues have been getting unsolicited text messages about a COVID test that doesn’t exist yet. This is solidly something that should be reported to the FTC. Let the government’s helpful Peppa Pig-esque illustration lead the way... Heck, I’d bet the FDA and FEMA might be interested too, though I don’t know how you’d go about doing so (maybe they need Peppa Pig illustrations too). Edit: you might want to edit out your/your coworker’s phone number at the top of the screenshot. Edit 2: vvvvv Good suggestion, thanks. Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:This is solidly something that should be reported to the FTC. Let the government’s helpful Peppa Pig-esque illustration lead the way... You might want to take their screenshot out of your quote too
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Rhandhali posted:I’m an ICU physician and a bunch of my colleagues have been getting unsolicited text messages about a COVID test that doesn’t exist yet. Heck, the FBI might get a boner at the idea of being able to nail someone for this if they're out of state, assuming that they're not actually in Chennai. Edit: it's out of Florida. Even odds on the scammer being in the president's cabinet.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 01:48 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:Edit: you might want to edit out your/your coworker’s phone number at the top of the screenshot. Presumably that’s the scammer, not his coworker.
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Inceltown posted:Don't know if this quite qualifies as a scam but it doesn't qualify as a not scam If you want to know how seriously Pete Evans is taken here in Australia, this is an official government health account here. https://twitter.com/VictorianCHO/status/1249289831730917376
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haha
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:51 |
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Inspector 34 posted:You wanted to know my secret? I'm always Hornsby. That’s just the way it is.
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Mister Mind posted:That’s just the way it is.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 22:17 |
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Sex spambots have finally wised up to social distancing:
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Sex spambots have finally wised up to social distancing: That wasn't a spam bot. I'm Donna and very lonely. I love to Smile the Old Fashion way of Romance. I guess the best way to Describe yourSelf is a HaTeR. We could have had Something reaL.
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I think I would hit it off with Donna since I, too, am a nice lad
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"We've stopped pretending this is an actual video game, My Lord" (This was a Facebook ad)
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# ? Apr 24, 2020 07:38 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:
Wasn't that an ad on these forums a few years back? "COME PLAY CYBBER NATIONS MY LORD" (complete with typo)
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Weatherman posted:Wasn't that an ad on these forums a few years back? "COME PLAY CYBBER NATIONS MY LORD" (complete with typo) Quite a memory, did you save it to your computer?
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Weatherman posted:Wasn't that an ad on these forums a few years back? "COME PLAY CYBBER NATIONS MY LORD" (complete with typo) That's what I was referring to (it was also a Facebook ad way back when, I think).
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It was ads for a browser game called Evony. The company was shady as hell and spammed ads everywhere to the point of saturation, first with generic fantasy ads and later with almost porn-like ads, which is where the "come play, my Lord" thing came from. It turned into a meme because of it. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/evony-banner-parodies-play-now-my-lord
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Quite a memory, did you save it to your computer? Nah, that's just how much bad spelling/grammar annoys me.
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Weatherman posted:Nah, that's just how much bad spelling/grammar annoys me. That ad was on for so long its a permanent memory. I'll forget everyone I knew and quote that in 50 years.
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Some day I'll be in a nursing home, mind gone to jello, mumbling "Come play my Lord" and "Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
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hyperhazard posted:Some day I'll be in a nursing home, mind gone to jello, mumbling "Come play my Lord" and "Yesterday you said you'd call Sears." I feel seen
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hyperhazard posted:Some day I'll be in a nursing home, mind gone to jello, mumbling "Come play my Lord" and "Yesterday you said you'd call Sears." "Trust the Gordon's fisherman"
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“Centipedes? In MY vagina?” Also, it’s the Gorton’s fisherman
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As long as I don't get placed in the Head On ward
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AlbieQuirky posted:Also, it’s the Gorton’s fisherman No, we are talking about the Gordon's fisherman, I remember he used to have ads on the Berenstein Bears TV show
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# ? Apr 26, 2020 01:54 |
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I just got a text saying "You recieved 21 btc [bit.ly url] (coinbase)". So 21 bitcoin is, lets see... $160,000, hot drat!
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hyperhazard posted:Some day I'll be in a nursing home, mind gone to jello, mumbling "Come play my Lord" and "Yesterday you said you'd call Sears." Let me tell you about fitness made simple.
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I remember reports that the game didn't even have sexy ladies in it.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Let me tell you about fitness made simple. It’s made for real liiiiiiives
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:29 |
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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge.
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sorry about your fiero
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# ? Apr 29, 2020 08:44 |
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i got a series of texts for a dope dealer over a few days. not sure if this is a sincere wrong number or some really weird scam. not replying in either casequote:Hey it's Ben this is my number quote:Hey Craig, what's good man, this is Ben, I met you at Kristin N Brads apartment the other night. Hey I was wondering if you would be interested in trading anything for Foodstamps, I've got like several hundred dollars worth of foodstamps on the card and I didn't know if you might be interested, hit me back and let me know, either way man, I appreciate ya, later bro quote:Hey Craig, this is kassie. Look, we are about to be sick as gently caress and Tim's not doing nothing right now. I finally got word from my school that they sent my check out and I was really hoping you could help us out until Thursday when it gets here. I know your up at the cabin but isn't your buddy still here? I promise you I will get you back on Thursday when my check comes and will pay you an extra $50 for the trouble ..... quote:We are here is there any way we can talk when you get here about how much? If you could just hop in the car and holla at me, because it's probably gonna be more than last time if it's good, i appreciate it buddy i can't figure out the scam angle here. i hope ben and kassie were able to exchange their foodstamps for craig's heroin eventually
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shame on an IGA posted:Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. I remember that YouTube ad! Never could figure out what the scam was.
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luxury handset posted:i got a series of texts for a dope dealer over a few days. not sure if this is a sincere wrong number or some really weird scam. not replying in either case I guess the War on Drugs is kind of a scam.
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luxury handset posted:i can't figure out the scam angle here. i hope ben and kassie were able to exchange their foodstamps for craig's heroin eventually Craig probably thought Ben and Kassie were narcs and gave them a fake number, which happened to be yours.
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