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Minrad posted:i'm sorry essential workers.. there's truly no other option..... I wish it didn't have to be this way, but i will remember you all as victims of capitalism, i whisper to myself as i click "buy" on my 20 dollars taco bell order, before roundly turning to scream at my wife again
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://freebeacon.com/coronavirus/man-who-died-ingesting-fish-tank-cleaner-remembered-as-intelligent-levelheaded/ wanda, you're not well sweetie
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GovIsLyingBoutCvD posted:Given everything that has happened in the past couple of days I really can't trust a single government number in the United States when it comes to death rates, nor am I trusting them on when to cease quarantining. They clearly want us all dead and we need to react to that accordingly by doing everything we can to ensure our own lives.
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skewetoo posted:I bought a box of 20 surgical masks for $20. Cool cool cool cloth on etsy might be a better option if ur wearing paper just a heads up for next time
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I have a great system with my wife. we stay in different rooms. when one enters the same room as the other, the other leaves or begins screeching like the monolith until equilibrium is restored. very effective and one of the few signs of a healthy loving post-covid relationship. the gold standard, really. we both couldn't be happier.
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seattle plague rat posted:cloth on etsy might be a better option if ur wearing paper Just collect squirrel pelts and make your own masks. The little bastards will walk right up to you if you throw them some beans. Cheaper plus you get to keep the meat.
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Vox Nihili posted:Just collect squirrel pelts and make your own masks. The little bastards will walk right up to you if you throw them some beans. Cheaper plus you get to keep the meat. yah pelts &skins always a solid choice if u prefer fall colors v wastelands raider get em now before flea season
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Inceltown posted:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA nice to meet you mrs Lpzie
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Lpzie posted:I have a great system with my wife. we stay in different rooms. when one enters the same room as the other, the other leaves or begins screeching like the monolith until equilibrium is restored. very effective and one of the few signs of a healthy loving post-covid relationship. the gold standard, really. we both couldn't be happier. This is the most I've gotten to hang out with my wife in years, I hope it never ends
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Raiad posted:https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1252302375856992256?s=20
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euphronius posted:that man was Plinkey btw
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BONGHITZ posted:i miss my mistress She's your misstress now
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shovelbum posted:ive definitely made some statements that are no longer supported by facts, and clung to some of them longer than was reasonable out of a desire for doomsaying/fear of disappointment, and also said some things which are too monstrous to actually do even in a pandemic probably Yeah but people should be vetted before they are allowed to own a pet 100% I've seen terrible things
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Mayor Dave posted:Those people are the 1% of the art world What percent of the art world is selling bananas for $1 million?
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Doc Fission posted:Just another normal one in the COVID thread. staying inside is rough, maaaaan
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WarEternal posted:I know this is the dumbest poo poo I've ever said, but there's no loving way Trump is president in January, right? At this rate? I haven't felt that way until the whole virus poo poo. biden is john kerry but unable to speak a clear sentence
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Minrad posted:i'm sorry essential workers.. there's truly no other option..... I wish it didn't have to be this way, but i will remember you all as victims of capitalism, i whisper to myself as i click "buy" on my 20 dollars taco bell order, before roundly turning to scream at my wife again Not victims... heroes of capitalism said as I order a Dildomatic3000 on a Amazon Prime super urgent delivery then order batteries then Vaseline I just like people visiting me all day during these lonely times
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Vox Nihili posted:Just collect squirrel pelts and make your own masks. The little bastards will walk right up to you if you throw them some beans. Cheaper plus you get to keep the meat. Squirrels are pretty easy to hand feed. It just takes some patience and some good nuts, like almonds. Just sit still and toss a nut to a squirrel then watch it do its thing and then toss another nut out a little bit closer to you. Eventually it will be eating/grabbing the nuts from around your feet and then you just need to hold a nut out in your hand and it should creep up to it and take it
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empty whippet box posted:I get probated for 3 days for lusting for CHUD death too much right before trump tells his followers to inject bleach into their lungs. There is no justice in this world!!! I am back!!! My posting cannot be contained, remembered, or used for anything worthwhile!!!!! welcome back
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facetoucher cat posted:There's a drive up testing place a bit up the road I took a picture of the other day while on a drive and apparently it's testing asymptomatic people hope it's legit, there have been fake ones popping up where they have no credentials but charge everybody $100+ to test
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