KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Consider: the straight-A student must be exceptionally poor.

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NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

Meti's student was Meti. The only person she ever wished to teach was herself. Others where merely tools she used in an effort to bring herself enlightenment.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 00:43

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Maya was like Allison. Sure that she was the one who could wield absolute power and only do capital-G Good.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 01:18

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

is allison sure about that

# ? Apr 24, 2020 01:44

Pacra: Aug 5, 2004

nimby posted:

Maya was like Allison. Sure that she was the one who could wield absolute power and only do capital-G Good.

uh what

allison is just trying to rescue her pseudo boyfriend

# ? Apr 24, 2020 01:52

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

I hope White Chain breaks one of SD's bones. How else will she break the law??

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:04

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

nimby posted:

Maya was like Allison. Sure that she was the one who could wield absolute power and only do capital-G Good.

I don't think Allison's plans for the power have extended beyond "try to not die" and "help that guy she knows who also got yanked into this with no warning"

still on the very small-g good side of ambitions

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:07

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

Internal bleeding isn't bleeding!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:10

Tarezax: Sep 12, 2009; MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

Fish Noise posted:

Consider: the straight-A student must be exceptionally poor.

You joke but I think this actually has truth to it.

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ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

i wanna say i appreciate the thread name change.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:14

Lights: Dec 9, 2007; Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

ElMaligno posted:

i wanna say i appreciate the thread name change.

It is an extremely Royal thread title.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:27

Algid: Oct 10, 2007

Tenebrais posted:

I don't think it's right to say Incubus came out of Meti's tuition any better, though. He's as stagnant as the rest of them, and choking on his own pride. What's more, he has quite a few enemies, that aren't currently either dead or killing him, which definitely is not the Meti way.

He's living in a filthy hole while offering young girls ultimate power in return for hairstyle changes, how is that not the Meti way?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:38

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tarezax posted:

You joke but I think this actually has truth to it.

Can confirm.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:38

DrakePegasus: Jan 30, 2009; It was Plundersaurus Rex's dream to be the greatest pirate dragon ever.

Fish Noise posted:

Consider: the straight-A student must be exceptionally poor.

Further consider: the rich student does not need As. But they can purchase them.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:35

M. Propagandalf: Aug 9, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Volk, Stoker�s Guild scion posted:

�I heard a man�s heart is worn on his sleeve. Well, it ain�t exactly correct by my reckoning, but close enough. Men is easy to read. Their heart shows all up in their eyes and face. It comes out in their breath, their voice, and the slant of their walk. Men is living things, beautiful and simple.

Where does an angel keep his heart then, I wonder? Troubling thoughts, my lads. Troubling thoughts, indeed.�

Neat seeing the character progression coming from this page to this moment. Minus the chest, White Chain's heart pretty much ticks off every one of those points.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 06:44

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Fish Noise posted:

Consider: the straight-A student must be exceptionally poor.

Hello 15 year old me deciding to stop trying to be an over-achiever and to coast.

Whenever anyone quotes Meti being like "Stop caring and go find something happy to do" I go :hmmyes:

# ? Apr 24, 2020 06:58

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

Fish Noise posted:

Consider: the straight-A student must be exceptionally poor.

Is it sad that I didn't understand the original proverb about the undefeated swordsman, but I get this?

Also, oof

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eke out: Feb 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1253838055796027392

# ? Apr 25, 2020 01:10

ConfusedUs: Feb 24, 2004; Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!

Gog-Agog is just the best announcer

# ? Apr 25, 2020 01:17

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

[nervously sells off all of my Agog stocks]

# ? Apr 25, 2020 01:37

Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

Aaaaaaand Chain gets off-screened.

:vince:

# ? Apr 25, 2020 01:58

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Grouchio posted:

Aaaaaaand Chain gets off-screened.

Nope1

# ? Apr 25, 2020 02:08

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Allison's plan going swimmingly, I see.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 02:37

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Grouchio posted:

Aaaaaaand Chain gets off-screened.

The fight hasn't happened yet.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 02:42

coolusername: Aug 23, 2011; cooltitletext

I thought the smoke wafting out of the arena windows = white chain just got smoked?

# ? Apr 25, 2020 03:03

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

coolusername posted:

I thought the smoke wafting out of the arena windows = white chain just got smoked?

Aside from all the dialogue from Gog-Agog about the impending final showdown? :confused:

# ? Apr 25, 2020 03:13

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

coolusername posted:

I thought the smoke wafting out of the arena windows = white chain just got smoked?

What seems like smoke wafting out of a window is merely smoke, wafting out of a window.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 03:37

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Yesh posted:

I hope White Chain breaks one of SD's bones. How else will she break the law??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZG11UBoj-o

# ? Apr 25, 2020 03:38

coolusername: Aug 23, 2011; cooltitletext

I thought that gog-agog announcement > the panel with just the smoke from the arena is WELP AND THEN SHE DIED > meanwhile they're in sad gay baby jail

look i never claimed to be royalty at comics

# ? Apr 25, 2020 03:43

Patware: Jan 3, 2005

Grouchio posted:

Aaaaaaand Chain gets off-screened.

learn to read!!

# ? Apr 25, 2020 04:18

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

An unbound atomic flame might be enough to rattle some jail cells. Pretty sure they realize they could escape the cell at any time but just need enough of a headstart against Solomon to get off planet.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 04:26

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Hostile V posted:

[nervously sells off all of my Agog stocks]

Tearing my hair out, heading for the nearest sheer cliff as all my money, heavily invested in gog futures, melts away with each honk and cream pie

# ? Apr 25, 2020 04:31

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

Allison could go to the 6/7ths of the Wheel that Solomon David doesn't control right now.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 04:32

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

So they're in jail because Nyave and Princess got caught, right?

# ? Apr 25, 2020 04:52

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Bongo Bill posted:

So they're in jail because Nyave and Princess got caught, right?

That and because they're a nasty little loose end for Solomon having a throwdown with White Chain. It ensure a nice clean spectacle in his favour.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:02

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I think they're in jail because technically they cheated by pulling Cio into the ring and becoming an rear end-kicking fusion lesbian.

# ? Apr 25, 2020 05:04

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

If nothing else she probably landed in jail for Cio, who definitely did not sign up for the tournament, jumped into the tournament and then she fused with the illegal tournament jumper.

That's like a class-10 offense, minimum!

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