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Telsa Cola posted:My question was about the UVc stuff lingering because that seemed very weird to me but someone else pointed out that the post I was quoting likely had a typo. Sorry man, thought you were asking about the virus. I know a lot of people that still don't understand how the virus works and think it dies as soon as it touches something non living, it kills people the same way the flu does, and one guy that thinks you can transfer it by farting (don't even ask, my brain locked up when I heard it)
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Failboattootoot posted:Man I just don't want to vote for a dementia-addled rapist. Replace him with literally anybody but bloomberg or another sex pest and I'll pull the lever no problem. If it makes you feel better, you can check the box for Biden, then write "is a rapist" next to his name. Go hog wild!
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SocketWrench posted:Sorry man, thought you were asking about the virus. I know a lot of people that still don't understand how the virus works and think it dies as soon as it touches something non living, it kills people the same way the flu does, and one guy that thinks you can transfer it by farting (don't even ask, my brain locked up when I heard it) Gives a whole new meaning to silent but deadly.
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lmao anyway, reminder I wrote up for everyone: Now that the Kims are in the news again, you might be wondering: wait a second! Kim Jong-Un is the youngest son? The apparent go-to if he dies is his youngest sister? Kim Jong-Un is an illegitimate child? The heir apparent if he does is also an illegitimate child!? The oldest Kim child, Kim Jong-nam, is deceased as of 2017. He had, however, fallen out of favor by critiquing the regime and by getting arrested trying to sneak into Tokyo Disneyland. He was assassinated. His mother was Song Hye-rim, an actress who was never married to Kim Jong-Il, and who later is believed to have defected to Russia. The next-oldest is Kim Jong-chul. He apparently does almost nothing except play in his band. He loves Eric Clapton. There are rumors he is gay and he has been remarked on as being “effeminate” and “soft-hearted”. He lives in Pyongyang but doesn’t seem to have any political role whatsoever. He is the son of Kim Jong-Il and Ko Young-Hui. Kim Sol-song is the older daughter. Apparently competent (ran much of her father, Kim Jong-Il’s calendar) but a bit of a daddy’s girl and didn’t make any moves to take over from him and wasn’t groomed to be heir. She is the daughter of Kim Young-sook, Kim Jong-Il’s third wife, who he wasn’t close with. She is the only one of Kim Jong-Il’s children who was born to a woman to whom he was married. Kim Jong-un, who did become the leader of North Korea, is son of Kim Jong-Il and Ko Young-hui, who Kim Jong-Il never married. (He couldn’t marry her, really–she was half-Japanese and a member of the lowest class.) You’ve heard plenty about him, so I won’t go on. He’s what his father intended, apparently. Kim Yo-jong is now gathering some attention because she is the heir apparent if Kim Jong-Un dies. She is also the child of Kim Jong-Il and Ko Young-hui. She is said to be competent but only in the same fashion as her brother and father, i.e. despotic.
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Apr 25, 2020 06:15
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Complex/status/1253915738584289280quote:According to the New York Daily News, the Poison Control Center managed a total of 30 cases of possible exposure to disinfectant between 9 p.m. on April 23 to 3 p.m. on April 24. The spokesman said the people who reached out did not die or required hospitalization.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:wasnt he like 38? or something. he must have hosed his body up mighty quick. link me up some info. A daily habit of the purest meth on the planet might do that to a person.
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Apr 25, 2020 06:38
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GreyjoyBastard posted:i've got bad news about elizabeth warren and marines any excuse to post this again: 
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Apr 25, 2020 06:46
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Pick posted:lmao wtf u getting all the hot gossip on the Kim royal family. Like is there some Pyongyang version of the Daily Mail with pages packed full of salacious Kim rumor? I deeply want all the things you've said to be true but i'm afraid to trust again . . . ive been hurt too many times
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Squalid posted:wtf u getting all the hot gossip on the Kim royal family. Like is there some Pyongyang version of the Daily Mail with pages packed full of salacious Kim rumor? I deeply want all the things you've said to be true but i'm afraid to trust again . . . ive been hurt too many times wait until you hear about the recent recalls of semi-exiles Kim Kwang Sop or Kim Pyong Il! Which we know are true since they've been spinning their wheels in low-pressure diplomatic positions in central Europe for literal decades.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:any excuse to post this again: abused my mod powers to edit your post to timg it for phonepeople  KillHour posted:Why are you phone posting without using the app? because i'm an insane tyrant acting with no regard for reason or morality Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Apr 25, 2020 |
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GreyjoyBastard posted:abused my mod powers to edit your post to timg it for phonepeople Why are you phone posting without using the app?
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It's charming that President Titbaby thinks stealth jets are literally invisible and actively harmful he still insists China pays our tariffs. But shooting up bleach is going to actually kill people.
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Apr 25, 2020 06:58
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Fritz the Horse posted:It's charming that President Titbaby thinks stealth jets are literally invisible and actively harmful he still insists China pays our tariffs. But shooting up bleach on is going to actually kill people. But this time he’s hurting the right people at least.
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Apr 25, 2020 06:59
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:But this time he’s hurting the right people at least. Desperate sick people? 
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Pick posted:wait until you hear about the recent recalls of semi-exiles Kim Kwang Sop or Kim Pyong Il! Which we know are true since they've been spinning their wheels in low-pressure diplomatic positions in central Europe for literal decades.  the really hot completely unverifiable probably horseshit gossip is they were recalled specifically because kim jong-un doesn't want to do this poo poo any more and wants to be reprievedby that logic it's not even inconceivable this could be a suicide, by most accounts jong-un despises being ruler of nkor
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Apr 25, 2020 07:08
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Sounds like someone is about to be Kim Jong-Underground
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SocketWrench posted:Sorry man, thought you were asking about the virus. I know a lot of people that still don't understand how the virus works and think it dies as soon as it touches something non living, it kills people the same way the flu does, and one guy that thinks you can transfer it by farting (don't even ask, my brain locked up when I heard it) Hey no worries, I appreciate the fact you were trying to help and inform me.
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Guze posted:Sounds like someone is about to be Kim Jong-Underground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQhzb4MK_Wc
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Pick posted:by that logic it's not even inconceivable this could be a suicide, by most accounts jong-un despises being ruler of nkor It's kind of ironic that the gig was pretty cushy until he had to fake being friendly with that loving dotard. I'd probably fake my own death than be public friends with the president too, tbh.
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GreyjoyBastard posted:because i'm an insane tyrant acting with no regard for reason or morality Antifa Turkeesian posted:But this time he’s hurting the right people at least.  https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1253911063336083457 Do not adjust your sleep schedules, this is not your insomnia speaking. The punditry is getting stupider. still less embarrassing than the NYT's correction today
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Apr 25, 2020 07:41
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Pick posted:by most accounts jong-un despises being ruler of nkor No, he's smiling in all those pictures! He loves his country, everyone says so! Is every other leader just miserable in their position of power? lol
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Apr 25, 2020 07:51
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The surviving LOL t-shirt woman is released from prison for one last mission...
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Comedy option would be Kim-Jong Un faking his death. And for the record, not sure if it was a joke but for the most part consensus on Warren is that she tried to play both sides and just pissed them both off, and has burned her bridges with the left and the establishment.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Comedy option would be Kim-Jong Un faking his death. i'm not actually convinced this is consensus on the left or the establishment
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GreyjoyBastard posted:i'm not actually convinced this is consensus on the left or the establishment
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I can't help but laugh at this poo poo because big dumb daddy will get away with this
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:But this time he’s hurting the right people at least. The only people dumb enough to do this are chuds
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Has the number of people attending hospital to have lightbulbs and flashlights removed from their backsides also gone up? I'm assuming "The President told me to do it" is a slightly less embarrasing excuse than the usual "I fell and landed on it" excuse.
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SocketWrench posted:I have, it's not pretty. The immediate aftermath was everyone involved got some time off followed by reduced or no pay raises for a few years while getting all the poo poo jobs in the shop I would love to hear this story.
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ManBoyChef posted:I would love to hear this story. A group of people wanted to mess with the supervisor, you know, the whole joking around thing, we all got along well enough. So they pooled their money together and went to the box of dicks website and ordered the box of gummy dicks and a glitter bomb. Whoever ordered it, however, did not fill out the supervisor's name, they just sent it to the shop. So since the glitter bomb looked like a blueprint tube the owner took it along with the box since they came from the same place, and....whelp. Let's just say the custodians had a rather difficult time cleaning the boss' office. So the next day being extra mad, the guy told everyone he was gonna start cycling the whole shop through the poo poo tasks like cleaning out the dump pits or scraping floors under the racks where oil and garbage builds up unless the people responsible came forward. They ended up getting a week off for insubordination and horse play, cycled through the poo poo jobs for a while, and every time pay raises came up the boss found excuses to reduce or deny raises like attendance, work performance, etc. To this day mentioning that incident in ear shot of the dude sends him into a rage
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Dapper_Swindler posted:wasnt he like 38? or something. he must have hosed his body up mighty quick. link me up some info. He didn't listen when the doctor told him to start dipping the butter sticks he was eating in half and half instead of heavy cream. Gets em every time.
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https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1253875659954421760
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GreyjoyBastard posted:i'm not actually convinced this is consensus on the left or the establishment She 1000 percent burned all bridges with the left.
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Pick posted:lmao Kim Jong-Chul seems to be living the best possible life out of all of them (not that that's saying much given that two of the four are dead). From what limited information I was able to find on him I doubt he'll be challenging Kim Sol-song for the throne (and if he really is gay all the more reason to keep his head down and not risk assassination).
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Kim Jong-Chul seems to be living the best possible life out of all of them (not that that's saying much given that two of the four are dead). From what limited information I was able to find on him I doubt he'll be challenging Kim Sol-song for the throne (and if he really is gay all the more reason to keep his head down and not risk assassination). Yeah. It seems like he is doing something he enjoys.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Kim Jong-Chul seems to be living the best possible life out of all of them (not that that's saying much given that two of the four are dead). From what limited information I was able to find on him I doubt he'll be challenging Kim Sol-song for the throne (and if he really is gay all the more reason to keep his head down and not risk assassination). This story by Thae Yong Ho is wild. Dude just wants to play guitar and listen to Eric Clapton. I can see why dad said he was not dictator material quote:In a series of encrypted emails in 2015, Mr. Thae — who at the time was the No. 2 diplomat in North Korea’s London Embassy — received instructions for handling a special visitor from Pyongyang: Kim Jong-chol. He wanted to attend an Eric Clapton concert there. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/23/world/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-book.html
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